Don’t Put This On Your Willy
A chocolate spread sold in sex shops in the U.K. called ‘Willy Spread’ is being taken off store shelves after it was found to be contaminated. The stuff is of course imported from China (shocking I know) and sold in the U.K.
The spread is believed to be contaminated with an industrial chemical called melamine. This same substance was found in contaminated milk in China in the last few weeks and caused the death of four babies and sickened thousands more.
Some Chinese-made dairy products have been deliberately contaminated with melamine, a chemical that helps milk register as higher in protein than it actually is. The tainted milk products have caused to the deaths of four babies and sickened tens of thousands across China. The European Union has ordered testing of Chinese-made products including chocolate, candy and cookies that contain more than 15 percent milk powder.
The Food Standards Agency said the chocolate body spread had more than 50 times the allowed level of melamine.
The adult industry needs to really keep an eye on products coming from China. They’ve been sending us potentially cancer causing sex toys for years. The first so-called ‘jelly’ toys to hit the market a few years back it turns out were probably deadly. They were the last fucking things on earth a woman would want to stick inside them.
I remember when shipments of sex toys would have a strange greasy liquid leaking from the box and they smelled horrible. They had actually begun to melt on the way from China.
At any rate, it’s best to stick with products made in the USA when it comes to sex toys or fucking edible underwear, or ‘Willy Spread.’ Oh yeah, and even hair ties.
It’s a real mood killer when you apply Willy Spread and your willy falls off.
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