It’s no secret that we’re HUGE fans of Annette Schwarz around here. I think she’s one of the nastiest, dirtiest, sexiest, and most talented performers on the planet. I’m sorry but when it comes to being nasty as fuck on screen, American porn stars are amateurs compared to Annette. You haven’t lived until you’ve watched Annette drink literally gallons of piss. Not the phony piss in the mouth and spit it out nonsense you see in America. I’m talking about gulping down fucking gallons of piss.

Anyway, I could go on for hours about the wonders of Annette Schwarz but I’ll spare you. Instead, I’ll just let you see the trailer for Annette’s upcoming fuck flick “Fairly Abused #2.” If you haven’t seen “Fairly Abused 1” yet you don’t know what you’re missing. Suffice it to say FB2 looks fucking amazing.

The web is buzzing about this trailer for the new Lupe Fuentes joint called “Super Pooosey”

Check it out:

it looks cool, but that kind of shit doesn’t do it for me. When I watch a porno I wanna see hardcore fucking not second rate acting and mediocre fucking. Hollywood makes plenty of high quality action movies — I don’t need Porn Valley to.

Porn super slut Annette Schwarz is reminding everyone today on her blog that she’s doing some nasty shit in Fuck Slaves #4 — which came out Monday.

Here’s what Annette Says:

The original Fuck Slave Annette Schwarz is back for her perfect mind-sick reunion with Brandon Iron in 2 Scenes!
I don’t think I really have to tell a lot about a scene with me and Brandon Iron (and there are even two in one movie)! But just to tell you: milk enemas, anal pounding, deep-throat, gagging, trampling, intense face slapping and in the second scene my newest girlfriend crazy Amber Rayne is joining us!

Do you really need to know anything else about the movie? Milk enemas? Anal pounding? Does it fucking get any better than that — I don’t think so.

Watch the trailer HERE

It’s always exciting to see what new filth Jules Jordan and his evil minions are planning to unleash on the world next. Jules really has assembled the best directors in the business under one roof. No matter which one is directing you can count on a nasty fucking piece of work.

Which is why I expect nothing less of the soon-to-be-released, Tunnel Butts from director Chris Rolie.

This delightful film will feature such asstastic stars as Melissa Lauren, Kaci Starr, Jamie Elle, Kelly Wells, Adrianne Nicole, Jaslin Diaz, Heidi Mayne, Cassadra Cruz, Ricki White, and Mason Moore.

The title alone gives an indication of the dark and decadent surprises within.

The only depressing thing about Tunnel Butts is that you’re gonna have to wait until Nov. 20th to see it. But before you go slit your wrists to avoid the painful wait, take a look at this little preview…

See more filth from Jules Jordan @ his official website

One of my favorite sluts is Allison Pierce. She is the living embodiment of ‘girl next door’ hotness. Combine that with her willingness to have her asshole completely annihilated by one or more well hung dudes, and you begin to see why I might find her so appealing. However, after today my affection for Allison goes way beyond what can be considered healthy. I literally shrieked and squealed like a 12-year old girl when I discovered that Ms. Pierce has reached the apex of hotness and become a “Smoothie Girl.”

Folks, it just doesn’t get any better than this…

You gotta see these pictures

See more asshole smoothie consumption @ Ass Smoothie

Evil Angel has a rich history of making some of the nastiest, most awesome porn movies on earth. So it’s no surprise that they would come up with an idea as grand as this one.

On 11-8-08 two porn titans will clash to see which of them is indeed the sluttiest. The two titans I’m referring to are none other than Asian slut Katsuni and French slut Melissa Lauren.

For those who don’t keep up, Katsuni is the porn star formerly known as Katsumi. And Melissa Lauren is fresh off her year long vacation.

This epic battle between ass whores is of course directed by the king himself, Manuel Ferrara.

The movie is called Katsuni/Melissa Lauren: Battle Of The Sluts 2 and you can check out the fucking trailer below:

Anyone who hasn’t had the opportunity to feast their eyes on the likes of supple 19-year old Missy Stone, I suggest you take that time now. Let’s keep it real, sluts comes and go in this business by the hundreds. Most of them you’ll never even remember seeing nor would you care to.

Newcomer Missy Stone is not one of those bitches. I can assure you that if she left porn tomorrow, you’d remember her — for a very long time.

She’s just so young, and so fucking nasty. It’s almost more than any heterosexual man can fucking stand.

Watch Missy gets slammed in the ass repeatedly at Big Butts Like It Big

I’m not exaggerating when I tell you that the Anal Acrobats series are the greatest porn movies ever made. Yes, you heard me correctly — the best ever.

If you can get through the first 15 minutes of any Anal Acrobats movie without blowing a load prematurely in your pants, then you sir, are a better man than me.

Before the emails start flying in that I’m a fucking tool who’s talking crazy, let me be clear. If you don’t like anal sex then you won’t like this movie — and I won’t like you.

But if you do like anal, then you likely won’t leave your fucking house for a week.

Anal Acrobats 3 hit stores yesterday and I’m planning to watch it tonight.

If you don’t know you better ax somebody.

You can also take a look at Anal Acrobats #1 at House of Sodom VOD