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Shop: Top 10 Sex Toys Of 2009

Our good friends at Fleshbot put together a holiday shopping guide of the top 10 sex toys of 2009. I agree with most of what’s on the list, but I wanted to see what you think.

1. Form 2

2. Sqweel

3. Contour Q

4. Finger Tingles

5. Bloomy

6. Imperial

7. Bolero Straightjacket

8. Tenth Anniversary Tristan Butt Plug

9. OhMiBod Freestyle

10. The Real Touch

I actually think The Real Touch should be closer to the top. Missing from this list are some of the amazing glass toys that came out this year. Beyond that, it’s a pretty good list.

‘Green’ Sex Toys Are Gay

The whole “green” movement is way over the top. I don’t buy into the global warming crap anyway, but now everything has to be “green”. Being “green” is good. This eco-crap is now making its way into our fucking bedrooms and I’m not having it.

Being “green” makes me see red. If you’re the kind of tool who only buys “green” sex toys that are good for the planet — you should be shot.

Buy whatever sex toy you fucking like and don’t worry about how fucking “green” it is. If you’re worried about your “carbon footprint” when you’re banging your old lady just give it up. You’re a total douche and shouldn’t be fucking anyone. We don’t need people like you to reproduce.

Hot And Mean Lesbians In Hi-Def

Take a look at this brand new site that launched this week. It’s hi-definition girl on girl fucking at its very finest! It’s called HotAndMean.com and it’s part of the Brazzers network.

Whenever Brazzers launches a new website you already know that whatever kind of porn it is — the quality will be second to none.

After taking a look at HotAndMean.com this afternoon, I can confirm that it’s as good as I thought it would be.

Like the other Brazzers sites, all the movies on HotAndMean are available in standard definition, HD720, and HD1080P resolutions. Honestly, the standard definition is about the highest standard def you’ll find anywhere.

It’s flawless DVD quality. the 720 and 1080 Blu-ray is so fucking sharp it defies belief. A single 1080P clip when you download it is like 3.5 GB in size, so we’re talking unprecedented clarity here people.

The movies are smoking hot too. All the best porn stars doing what they do best — fucking. Every movie pairs off a couple of grade A porn stars who proceed to stick tongues, toys, and other objects into each others holes.

Here are a few goodies to wet your whistle…

Pics:

Jayden and Taylor

Sammie Rhodes and Madelyn Marie

Liv Tyler and Nikki Benz

Shyla Stylez and Zoe Britton

Vids:

Avy and Puma

Julia and Katie

Madelyn and Sammie

Lexi and Nikki

Give The Wife A Dildo Molded From Your Own Wang

If the wife, girlfriend, or even “gumar” has been begging you for a dildo, but you’re just a big pussy and don’t want her to have one, I have a compromise that just may save your relationship!

Adult novelty site Privacy Toys is selling do-it-yourself penis molds for making dildos, vibrators, and even candles molded from your own penis.

The appropriately named “Clone-A-Willy” kit is designed by a doctor and comes with everything you need:

Designed by a Doctor, it’s a complete kit that perfectly copies a man’s own penis in super realistic rubber. Each kit comes with easy to follow instructions and includes everything necessary to produce an EXACT rubber copy of any penis! Your finished dildo is made from a proprietary skin-like substance that is not latex or silicone, but a completely safe, non porous rubber material that is hypoallergenic & non-toxic. It’s currently being used throughout Hollywood to create incredibly lifelike masks & special effects. Unlike silicone, it WILL NOT break down when used with water-based OR silicone-based lubricants.

So there you have it! Your old lady can finally have the toy she’s been wanting and you’ll have the satisfaction of seeing your manhood memorialized like some kind of phallic shrine.

Make Her Squirt With A Hitachi Magic Wand

If you watch porn with any regularity there’s a very good chance you’ve seen this device before:

It’s called the Hitachi Magic Wand and it’s what makes porn sluts squirt like a broken fire hydrant. If you wanna make your old lady go fucking crazy you need to buy a Hitachi. I’ve used this on a couple of sluts and I can tell you it’s insane.

Right now, Privacy Toys has the Hitachi Magic Wand on sale for $43.50 bitches.

Sex Toy “Stimulus Sale” At Privacy Toys

Privacy Toys is running a sex toy “stimulus sale” for the next 10 days. You can get 10% off for the next 10 days.

Hot Sluts: Brittney Skye

For some reason I don’t think I’ve posted anything from one of the hottest whores in the business, Brittney Skye. Not only has brittney been in porn for quite a few years, but she’s had some mainstream success as well. I honestly can’t remember specifics, but I do see on her on regular TV from time to time. That being said, the important thing is that she’s as nasty as they come in her movies, and here at the House of Sodom that’s all we fucking care about!

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The Four Finger Club

When it comes to good lesbian porn, Four Finger Club has been putting out quality shit for years. There are 268 regular-res galleries that can be downloaded in a handy Zip file format. The photos look fucking great since they’re not merely vid caps but professionally shot stills instead.

If you prefer movies instead, the site offers close to 300 high resolution movies which are broken down into clips or full length scenes.

You can read the full review of this site at House of Sodom Adult Site Reviews, where it received an overall score of 91! The scores each site receives is based on user submitted reviews, so feel free to add your own review for Four Finger Club.

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Girls Fucking Girls

Let’s be fucking honest, lesbian sites can sometimes get boring. The sluts are usually hot, but watching a girl eat another girl’s pussy really isn’t anything new or particularly exciting.

Lesbian Fanatics on the other hand is a completely different kind of lesbian site. This motherfucker is all about hardcore lesbian ass gaping action. Among the other extremely high quality videos are some of Belladonna’s best movies in which she tongue fucks the gaping asshole’s of some of the hottest sluts in porn.

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A Crazy Bitch Named Holly

With a slogan like “Holly Makes Sluts Cry and Dicks Hard” I just had to shine the spotlight on Extreme Holly. This is a crazy bitch with big tits and damn good website.

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Big Fucking Wet Butts

If you like asses then your gonna love this next gem straight from the classy folks at Brazzers! The site is called Big Wet Butts and wet butts is exactly what the fuck they have. What makes this site particularly good is the quality of whores they have. The biggest names in porn are represented on this site in all their slutty glory!

Britney Stevens

Devon and Savannah

Jenny Hendrix

Carmella Bing #1

Carmella Bing #2

Harmony Rose

Anytime Is A Good Time For Lela Star

The more I look at her the more convinced I become that Lela Star might be the hottest bitch I’ve ever seen. It’s one of life’s rare gifts when a bitch that looks like Lela Star decides to be a pornstar. Let’s be honest here, Lela Star could pretty much have any career she wants with looks like that.

The best part (as far as I’m concerned) is that Lela is starting to do anal movies now. She’s already done two and more are on the way. Watching Lela Star getting her asshole gaped is about as good as it gets in this life.

At any rate, I’m gonna stop spewing words so you can start spewing something else while you look at these fucking galleries.

What are YOUR thoughts about Lela Star? Am I exaggerating her hotness?

(feel free to leave your thoughts in the comment section)

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Anal Dildo Lesbians

When it comes to naming porn sites, creativity is somewhat lackluster these days. Take this next site for instance called Anal Dildo Lesbians. One could argue that the title perfectly describes the content inside, but I would argue that the same thing could be achieved with a little more creativity.

Anyway, who really gives a fuck? What’s important is that inside Anal Dildo Lesbians you will find a tasty collection of hot fucking sluts cramming toys into the waiting assholes of other hot sluts.

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I Love You Celeste

You have to take a long hard look at this hot slut allegedly named Celeste. There are really only two things you need to know about this whore. She’s hot and she sticks various objects including baseball bats in her asshole. What the fuck else do you need? Here are some galleries from I Love You Celeste.

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I Fucked His Mom

After I first visited I Fucked His Mom, I was quite impressed with the fact that every single one of the MILF’s they have on this site are the biggest sluts I had ever seen. These bitches need cock and they will do anything they can to get it. Watch as these horny MILF sluts suck off and fuck the hell out of these young boy toys they have found. These well experienced ladies need no direction and have no issues taking the lead to make sure they cum all over the place before swallowing as much cum as they can from these much younger motherfuckers. I’m just glad its not my fucking mom on this site, but who knows it could be yours! You can join this fucker for only $1.00, so stop being a bitch and check it out.

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Belladonna Gets Moldy

By now we’re all well acquainted (or should be) with do-it-yourself cock mold kits, which are quite the challenge since the cock-bearer needs to stay nice and still and nice and hard at the same time. But despite whatever those tidy shrinkwrapped packages containing the final product may lead you to believe, molds of lady parts are complicated in a whole other way, since the goop needs to get into all those folds and creases in a way that doesn’t end up looking like a piece of abstract latex origami. In her latest blog posting on MySpace, Belladonna takes us through the process of getting her pussy and ass (complete with gape), face, and fist molds done —with pictures even! And it isn’t even NSFMS (Not Safe for MySpace, those boobie-censoring bastards) since all her naughty bits are covered in flesh-colored alginate. It’s like a sexy science experiment, though we recommend you don’t try this at home without professional supervision. Unless, of course, you’re looking for a piece of abstract latex origami to use as a paperweight or something.

“Mold can be a wonderful thing!” (Belladonna @ myspace.com)
Enter Belladonna (enterbelladonna.com)

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Brutal Dildos

Here are some galleries from Brutal Dildos, which features a lot of hot sluts sticking massive toys in all there fucking holes! Enjoy!

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Cherry Spot

The bitches on this site don’t need any dick, they can take care of themselves just fine. Watch these hot sluts stick various toys and other things inside all their holes. A review for Cherry Spot is coming soon on House Of Sodom Adult Site Reviews.

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Joanna Angel Interview

Anyone that knows porn and more specifically Alt. Porn knows Joanna Angel. She is the queen of all that is alternative porn. Alternative meaning tattoos, piercings, etc. Joanna owns the famous website Burning Angel and she directs movies such as Cum On My Tattoo. Anyway here is an interview with her I read this morning.

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Privacy Toys VOD

You will not find a bigger selection of porn movies anywhere on the net! Privacy Toys VOD has 65,000 movies with 4 new ones added every 2 hours. There is no fucking point in me trying to explain how great it is, so just go and take a look yourself.

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