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If Tera Patrick Were President

November 4th, 2008 | No Comments | Posted in Adult Industry, Porn News

As you know, Genesis Magazine asked several porn stars what they would do if elected president. We’ve already told you what Bree Olson, Stoya, and Jesse Jane said — now hear from Tera Patrick!

If I was elected President, I would…

…truly work on giving the country a real makeover; Maybe creating a special state where anything goes, like Nevada or something.

I would suggest focusing our efforts on education, as knowledge is power, and one of our biggest problems is us not investing in our own children, who hold the future in their hands.

I would make a “National Breast Awareness Day” as breast cancer is a serious issue, and it could be a kind of boob-celebration. Imagine the parade us porn stars could do.

I would also focus on lots of environmental issues. All the money in the world can’t buy us a new atmosphere.

Lastly, I would attend all foreign affairs meetings and negotiations with myself and my cabinet of hotties all in Mistress Couture Lingerie, and bearing gifts of Teravision DVD’s, Tera Patrick calendars, copies of GENESIS, and maybe even a good old-fashioned American lapdance. I think you get more with sugar than you do with vinegar!

Hey, if the Terminator can be governor, why not a porn actress for president? See you in the PINK house. Oh yeah, I’m painting it!

-Tera Patrick

I actually think Tera could potentially solve the whole radical Islam thing with gifts of Teravision DVD’s, calenders, and lap dances. Those bastards are so sexually repressed that a lap dance from Tera Patrick would likely kill them.

Speaking of Tera…

See more Tera @ TeraPatrick.com

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Evan Seinfeld: The RockStarPimp

August 11th, 2008 | No Comments | Posted in Celebrities, Movies, Pictures

Even if you’re not a fan of heavy metal music, you’ve probably still heard of Biohazard. If you’ve heard of Biohazard, then you’ve also heard of Evan Seinfeld. Evan has several claims to fame, all of which you may or may not know.

In addition to being the bassist and vocalist for Biohazard, Evan Seinfeld also happens to be married to adult superstar Tera Patrick. What makes this relationship all the more significant is that Evan has decided to join the porn industry himself, and not buy releasing a lame sex tape.

Instead Evan has created possibly one of the coolest fucking porn sites ever. It’s called RockstarPimp and it features Evan himself fucking every porn star imaginable. I’m not talking about some ho’s he picked up in the Czech-Republic or Hungary, I’m talking about the creme of the fucking crop.

You can watch Evan fuck the likes of Teagan Presley, Lela Star, Savannah Stern, Tera Patrick, and a lot of other bitches.

Motherfuckers like Tommy Lee and Brett Michaels release sex tapes all the time, but how many rock stars actually become porn stars? As far as I know, Evan Seinfeld is the only fucking one.

RockstarPimp is fucking awesome and you’re a fucking idiot if you don’t check it out.

Check this shit out:

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Tera Patrick Wins Sept. Booble Girl of the Month

October 9th, 2007 | No Comments | Posted in Porn News

LOS ANGELES — Tera Patrick has won the September Cover Girl of The Month at Booble.com.

Patrick now is eligible for Booble Girl of the Year, and a grand prize of $5,000. She took the September prize with more than 3,000 votes.

“Tera’s simply one of the best-looking women to ever strut her stuff for the hardcore set,” a representative said. “A naturally voluptuous vixen whose 36DD-24-34 curves are wonderfully well-distributed along her 5-foot-9-inch frame, Tera’s become one of the most sought-after women in porn.”

For more information, visit ClubTera.com.

[XBIZ]

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Jenna Jameson, Tera Patrick Named to FHM’s ‘100 Sexiest Women’ List

May 7th, 2007 | No Comments | Posted in Porn News, Superstars

LONDON — Iconic adult entertainers Jenna Jameson and Tera Patrick have been named two of FHM Online’s “100 Sexiest Women in the World.” Jameson ranked No. 37 on the list, while Patrick came in at No. 59. Jameson has appeared on the list eight years running.

FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women in the World list includes actresses, models, singers and athletes. Fans cast more than 8 million votes on FHMOnline.com. Actress Jessica Alba topped the list.

“Jenna’s eighth consecutive year on FHM’s list of the 100 Sexiest Women in the World solidifies the fact that she has become a permanent fixture in the eyes of the mainstream public,” said FHMOnline.com Editor-in-Chief Scott Kitz. “She’s a film star, director and owns her own production company, a best-selling author and has debated at Oxford University. It’s quite evident that Jenna Jameson could be a success in any industry she decides to conquer.”

Patrick was especially proud to be voted into the list. She has appeared on the cover of FHM’s now-defunct U.S. edition and is the cover girl on the magazine’s U.K. edition in August.

“I think it’s awesome that I made the list, and of course, I have to thank my great fans for voting for me,” Patrick told XBIZ. “I do a lot with FHM U.K., including a sex advice column that’s been running for three years, which I’m very proud of. The FHM list is awesome and now I have to set my sights on Maxim and Stuff.”

Club Jenna President Jay Grdina said Jameson’s inclusion on the list was a testament to her mainstream crossover appeal.

“Jenna is not only sexy, she defines sexy,” said Jay Grdina, president of Club Jenna. “She’s the biggest cross over star ever; popular with men and women alike.”

[XBIZ]

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FAME Awards Nominations

April 29th, 2007 | No Comments | Posted in Porn News

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Tera Patrick, Belladonna and Jenna Haze each snagged four nominations for this year’s F.A.M.E. Awards, which will be handed out June 23 in Los Angeles.

• The F.A.M.E. Awards found its finalists after 50,000 votes tallied in 14 different categories.

But the contest isn’t over yet. Fans can check out the complete list of nominees at the F.A.M.E website, or to start voting now, click here.

• Evil Angel has unleashed Rocco Siffredi’s latest title, Furious Fuckers, a three-hour adult action movie. The two-disk set includes the movie, 80 minutes of extra action and more than an hour of behind-the-scenes footage.

The cast includes Sarah James, Jazz Duro, Kid Jamaica, Lara Stevens, Julia Taylor, Viki Star and Karina.

A sequel, Furious Fuckers: Final Race, will follow later this year.

• If you’re a good-looking, gold-digging guy, you might want to check out this list of the top 10 rich, single heiresses.

The eligible bachelorettes include Ivanka Trump, Nicky Hilton, Julia Louis-Dreyfuss and Georgina Bloomberg.

[XFANZ]

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