Obviously, I don’t know that for sure but it made for a good headline. According to RadarOnline by way of AdultFYI, Charlie Sheen’s freaky ass private life is about to go public — for like the 700th time.

Apparently, he and his new wife share their bed with a whole bevy of guys and gals.

It’s been alleged for years that boozie, cokie Sheen is a tranny fucker. His previous wife repeatedly made that allegation during their nasty public divorce.

Everybody’s favorite surfer girl Casey Parker has officially retired. Here’s what she wrote:

So it’s been a long time coming, but I wanted everyone to know that I have officially stopped performing in movies and on stage. It was a lot of fun while it lasted, but at some point I had to finish having my fun and get back to real life. I originally got into the business to explore my sexuality, and I did, and it was a lot of fun. I will never regret getting the chance to do that. In the industry there were some amazing people, and of course, some not so nice. I will say that I learned a lot about myself as a person, businesswoman and about what I want out of life. So here I go everybody.

I know it will be difficult for you to find another blonde in the industry…there are so few…haha j/k

In the spirit of my Miss America moment I just wanted to say a thank-you to Megan at Girlfriend Films formally SW (you know why, thanks for helping me through the biz. and being a true friend and confidant)
Paul Fishbine from AVN (thanks for being a real person)
The former bosses of Shane’s World (if it weren’t for you guys, I would have thought all porn companies were slimy)

So that’s it — she’s gone. Obviously, we wish her the best in all her future endeavors.

Our good friends at Fleshbot put together a holiday shopping guide of the top 10 sex toys of 2009. I agree with most of what’s on the list, but I wanted to see what you think.

1. Form 2

2. Sqweel

3. Contour Q

4. Finger Tingles

5. Bloomy

6. Imperial

7. Bolero Straightjacket

8. Tenth Anniversary Tristan Butt Plug

9. OhMiBod Freestyle

10. The Real Touch

I actually think The Real Touch should be closer to the top. Missing from this list are some of the amazing glass toys that came out this year. Beyond that, it’s a pretty good list.

The whole “green” movement is way over the top. I don’t buy into the global warming crap anyway, but now everything has to be “green”. Being “green” is good. This eco-crap is now making its way into our fucking bedrooms and I’m not having it.

Being “green” makes me see red. If you’re the kind of tool who only buys “green” sex toys that are good for the planet — you should be shot.

Buy whatever sex toy you fucking like and don’t worry about how fucking “green” it is. If you’re worried about your “carbon footprint” when you’re banging your old lady just give it up. You’re a total douche and shouldn’t be fucking anyone. We don’t need people like you to reproduce.

I’ve tended to be a fairly vocal defender of Joe Francis over the years. As a businessman I can’t help but admire Joe’s genius for starting Girls Gone Wild. It was an amazingly simple idea that has earned Joe hundreds of millions of dollars.

That said, I can’t defend him on this one. In case you didn’t hear, Joe was thrown out of a club a couple of weeks ago after allegedly punching former Playboy model Jayde Nicole. Nicole says she poured a drink on Francis when he wouldn’t stop hitting on her friend.

Here’s Jayde Nicole:

Obviously, it’s bullshit to pour drinks on people, but Jayde claims Joe responded by punching her in the face and kicking her.

I was skeptical of this claim initially, but now the surveillance tape is out and it’s pretty damning. Whether or not Jayde poured a drink on Joe is irrelevant at this point. What matters is how Joe reacted.

First of all, Joe denies the whole thing. He says Jayde poured a drink on him, and all he did in response was pull her hair.

Joe tells us he was hanging out with the General Manager for Guys and Dolls when Jayde Nicole pushed him from behind and poured a drink on him.
Joe says he turned around and pulled her hair in reaction to the attack. Francis says this is the only contact he made with Jayde…

Suffice it to say, hair pulling is a pussy move for a guy to use on a girl (assuming no sex is involved of course).

With Joe’s denial in mind, take a look at this video…

Joe Francis Attacks Jayde Nicole Security Tape – Watch more Funny Videos

He straight jacked her in that video. She looked like a fucking rag doll. Where I come from, treating a woman like that (any woman) is a good way to get yourself hurt real bad.

Joe is a pussy motherfucker for beating up a woman (an extremely hot playboy model woman).

It’s been a while since I posted anything from this site. But since I’ve recently come into possession of some new galleries from Ice Cream Bang Bang — I thought I’d share!

There are some amazing looking bitches on Ice Cream Bang Bang for sure. Hot sluts banging a creepy dude in an ice cream truck I’m not so sure about, but the site still rocks.

Here are some goodies:

Gallery 1

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Gallery 3

Gallery 4

Gallery 5

Gallery 6

Here’s the always sexy Nikki Benz appearing in a recent Fox Sports promo:

(hat tip Luke Ford)

Back in December of last year we told you about Roxy Jezel’s plan to leave porn and pursue a mainstream career. Since then, Roxy has been doing exactly that. As of now, Roxy’s transition is complete and she’s officially gone.

L.A. Direct who was representing Roxy has a letter up on their blog about it:

Roxy Jezel has now officially retired from the Adult Entertainment Industry and has moved on to pursue a some what normal life.

She’s now working in a job that she is happy with while doing school and a multitude of other things. Last time we spoke with Roxy, she was really excited to be going back to a normal life. For the past year she has been working on her exit.

One of Roxy’s highlights of her career was become a Club Jenna contract girl. She has won numerous awards including Jenna’s American Sex Star.

From everyone here at LA Direct Models, we wish to thank Roxy for all her hard work and efforts and wish you well in your future. You are always welcome to come and say hi!

“I had the best fucking years of my life in porn and im glad im leaving on a HIGH note!!” – Roxy Jezel

Roxy was one kick ass porn chick. We too wish Roxy all the best in her future endeavors.

Here’s a clip of Roxy at her finest:

(hat tip Fleshbot)

Details magazine has a great article this month called “How Internet Porn Is Changing Teen Sex” that is worth a read.

It points out (correctly) that today’s youth can watch any kind of perversion imaginable (and some unimaginable) with the simple click of a mouse.

The article wonders in what ways if any this is changing the attitudes of young people during real life sex.

(hat tip XBIZ)

The NY Times has discovered the porn industry is shifting away from plot driven porn into more Internet friendly clips that focus on sex.

Savannah Samson said the following to The Times:

The actress known as Savanna Samson once relished preparing for a role. “I couldn’t wait to get my next script,” she said.

There’s no reason to look at them anymore, she said, because her movies now call almost exclusively for action. Specifically, sex.

That’s really something. A porn star complaining that her “script” focuses too much on sex. Give me a break.

Let me just say from the start that if you want to be an actor, then go to Hollywood. If you wanna be a porn star, then come to Porn Valley.

I’ve always thought plot driven porn (like Vivid is mostly known for) is total crap. I know there’s a market for that kind of thing, but by and large it’s bullshit.

I don’t know any dudes who watch plot driven porn. I would love to watch Jesse Jane get fucked, but I refuse to watch some phony plot driven porno.

You have to keep one hand on the fast-forward button just to watch one of those things. Secondly, a lot of the plot driven movies (at least from Vivid) have condoms in them. I don’t need plots and I damn sure don’t need safe sex.

In a way, the Internet has made the porn industry go back to the basics. Porn is finally cutting out the bullshit and becoming what it was always meant to be.

It’s a waste of time and money to worry about crappy costumes, elaborate set decoration, soft lighting, bad dialogue, and smoke machines.

All you need is 1 or more incredibly hot porn stars dressed in some type of stripper gear. The set should be a room with a couch or a bed. 

The intro should be a brief warm-up of the girl undressing and sticking a butt plug in her ass or something.

This should lead right into the fucking. Throat fucking, pussy fucking, and ass fucking — then more throat fucking.

The finale should be an anal creampie the girl shits out and eats.

That is a perfect porn movie.

The purpose of porn is to watch the fucking. Everything else is just filler and fluff.