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Charlie Sheen Likes To Bang Guys And Gals

Obviously, I don’t know that for sure but it made for a good headline. According to RadarOnline by way of AdultFYI, Charlie Sheen’s freaky ass private life is about to go public — for like the 700th time.

Apparently, he and his new wife share their bed with a whole bevy of guys and gals.

It’s been alleged for years that boozie, cokie Sheen is a tranny fucker. His previous wife repeatedly made that allegation during their nasty public divorce.

Casey Parker Officially Retires

Everybody’s favorite surfer girl Casey Parker has officially retired. Here’s what she wrote:

So it’s been a long time coming, but I wanted everyone to know that I have officially stopped performing in movies and on stage. It was a lot of fun while it lasted, but at some point I had to finish having my fun and get back to real life. I originally got into the business to explore my sexuality, and I did, and it was a lot of fun. I will never regret getting the chance to do that. In the industry there were some amazing people, and of course, some not so nice. I will say that I learned a lot about myself as a person, businesswoman and about what I want out of life. So here I go everybody.

I know it will be difficult for you to find another blonde in the industry…there are so few…haha j/k

In the spirit of my Miss America moment I just wanted to say a thank-you to Megan at Girlfriend Films formally SW (you know why, thanks for helping me through the biz. and being a true friend and confidant)
Paul Fishbine from AVN (thanks for being a real person)
The former bosses of Shane’s World (if it weren’t for you guys, I would have thought all porn companies were slimy)

So that’s it — she’s gone. Obviously, we wish her the best in all her future endeavors.

Shop: Top 10 Sex Toys Of 2009

Our good friends at Fleshbot put together a holiday shopping guide of the top 10 sex toys of 2009. I agree with most of what’s on the list, but I wanted to see what you think.

1. Form 2

2. Sqweel

3. Contour Q

4. Finger Tingles

5. Bloomy

6. Imperial

7. Bolero Straightjacket

8. Tenth Anniversary Tristan Butt Plug

9. OhMiBod Freestyle

10. The Real Touch

I actually think The Real Touch should be closer to the top. Missing from this list are some of the amazing glass toys that came out this year. Beyond that, it’s a pretty good list.

‘Green’ Sex Toys Are Gay

The whole “green” movement is way over the top. I don’t buy into the global warming crap anyway, but now everything has to be “green”. Being “green” is good. This eco-crap is now making its way into our fucking bedrooms and I’m not having it.

Being “green” makes me see red. If you’re the kind of tool who only buys “green” sex toys that are good for the planet — you should be shot.

Buy whatever sex toy you fucking like and don’t worry about how fucking “green” it is. If you’re worried about your “carbon footprint” when you’re banging your old lady just give it up. You’re a total douche and shouldn’t be fucking anyone. We don’t need people like you to reproduce.

Joe Francis Says He Didn’t Punch Playmate Jayde Nicole

I’ve tended to be a fairly vocal defender of Joe Francis over the years. As a businessman I can’t help but admire Joe’s genius for starting Girls Gone Wild. It was an amazingly simple idea that has earned Joe hundreds of millions of dollars.

That said, I can’t defend him on this one. In case you didn’t hear, Joe was thrown out of a club a couple of weeks ago after allegedly punching former Playboy model Jayde Nicole. Nicole says she poured a drink on Francis when he wouldn’t stop hitting on her friend.

Here’s Jayde Nicole:

Obviously, it’s bullshit to pour drinks on people, but Jayde claims Joe responded by punching her in the face and kicking her.

I was skeptical of this claim initially, but now the surveillance tape is out and it’s pretty damning. Whether or not Jayde poured a drink on Joe is irrelevant at this point. What matters is how Joe reacted.

First of all, Joe denies the whole thing. He says Jayde poured a drink on him, and all he did in response was pull her hair.

Joe tells us he was hanging out with the General Manager for Guys and Dolls when Jayde Nicole pushed him from behind and poured a drink on him.
Joe says he turned around and pulled her hair in reaction to the attack. Francis says this is the only contact he made with Jayde…

Suffice it to say, hair pulling is a pussy move for a guy to use on a girl (assuming no sex is involved of course).

With Joe’s denial in mind, take a look at this video…

Joe Francis Attacks Jayde Nicole Security Tape – Watch more Funny Videos

He straight jacked her in that video. She looked like a fucking rag doll. Where I come from, treating a woman like that (any woman) is a good way to get yourself hurt real bad.

Joe is a pussy motherfucker for beating up a woman (an extremely hot playboy model woman).

Sex With The Ice Cream Man

It’s been a while since I posted anything from this site. But since I’ve recently come into possession of some new galleries from Ice Cream Bang Bang — I thought I’d share!

There are some amazing looking bitches on Ice Cream Bang Bang for sure. Hot sluts banging a creepy dude in an ice cream truck I’m not so sure about, but the site still rocks.

Here are some goodies:

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Video: Nikki Benz Appears On Fox Sports

Here’s the always sexy Nikki Benz appearing in a recent Fox Sports promo:

(hat tip Luke Ford)

Roxy Jezel Officially Retires

Back in December of last year we told you about Roxy Jezel’s plan to leave porn and pursue a mainstream career. Since then, Roxy has been doing exactly that. As of now, Roxy’s transition is complete and she’s officially gone.

L.A. Direct who was representing Roxy has a letter up on their blog about it:

Roxy Jezel has now officially retired from the Adult Entertainment Industry and has moved on to pursue a some what normal life.

She’s now working in a job that she is happy with while doing school and a multitude of other things. Last time we spoke with Roxy, she was really excited to be going back to a normal life. For the past year she has been working on her exit.

One of Roxy’s highlights of her career was become a Club Jenna contract girl. She has won numerous awards including Jenna’s American Sex Star.

From everyone here at LA Direct Models, we wish to thank Roxy for all her hard work and efforts and wish you well in your future. You are always welcome to come and say hi!

“I had the best fucking years of my life in porn and im glad im leaving on a HIGH note!!” – Roxy Jezel

Roxy was one kick ass porn chick. We too wish Roxy all the best in her future endeavors.

Here’s a clip of Roxy at her finest:

(hat tip Fleshbot)

Details Magazine Talks Internet Porn

Details magazine has a great article this month called “How Internet Porn Is Changing Teen Sex” that is worth a read.

It points out (correctly) that today’s youth can watch any kind of perversion imaginable (and some unimaginable) with the simple click of a mouse.

The article wonders in what ways if any this is changing the attitudes of young people during real life sex.

(hat tip XBIZ)

NY Times Writes About Loss Of ‘Narrative Arc’ In Porn

The NY Times has discovered the porn industry is shifting away from plot driven porn into more Internet friendly clips that focus on sex.

Savannah Samson said the following to The Times:

The actress known as Savanna Samson once relished preparing for a role. “I couldn’t wait to get my next script,” she said.

There’s no reason to look at them anymore, she said, because her movies now call almost exclusively for action. Specifically, sex.

That’s really something. A porn star complaining that her “script” focuses too much on sex. Give me a break.

Let me just say from the start that if you want to be an actor, then go to Hollywood. If you wanna be a porn star, then come to Porn Valley.

I’ve always thought plot driven porn (like Vivid is mostly known for) is total crap. I know there’s a market for that kind of thing, but by and large it’s bullshit.

I don’t know any dudes who watch plot driven porn. I would love to watch Jesse Jane get fucked, but I refuse to watch some phony plot driven porno.

You have to keep one hand on the fast-forward button just to watch one of those things. Secondly, a lot of the plot driven movies (at least from Vivid) have condoms in them. I don’t need plots and I damn sure don’t need safe sex.

In a way, the Internet has made the porn industry go back to the basics. Porn is finally cutting out the bullshit and becoming what it was always meant to be.

It’s a waste of time and money to worry about crappy costumes, elaborate set decoration, soft lighting, bad dialogue, and smoke machines.

All you need is 1 or more incredibly hot porn stars dressed in some type of stripper gear. The set should be a room with a couch or a bed. 

The intro should be a brief warm-up of the girl undressing and sticking a butt plug in her ass or something.

This should lead right into the fucking. Throat fucking, pussy fucking, and ass fucking — then more throat fucking.

The finale should be an anal creampie the girl shits out and eats.

That is a perfect porn movie.

The purpose of porn is to watch the fucking. Everything else is just filler and fluff.

Review: Elastic Assholes 8

The newest anal adventure from the good folks at Jules Jordan Video is called “Elastic Assholes #8” and it was directed by Mike John.

I watched it over the weekend and thought I would give my no BS opinion on it. As a true connoisseur of all things anal sex, I know good anal porn when I see it.

As I’ve said before, I don’t give a shit about stupid sets, fancy costumes, and shitty music. What I care about is nasty anal fucking with extremely hot porn stars.

Instead of giving you a moment by moment account of each scene, I’m just gonna tell you what bitch is in each scene and whether or not the scene was hot.

Scene 1: Kristina Rose

I’m a fan of Kristina Rose. She’s definitely a bad ass looking bitch and I normally enjoy most of her scenes. She has an extremely fuckable ass and it definitely gets fucked in this scene.

Having said that, my only real complaint with the scene is a lack of gapes. There’s a couple of quick gapes from Kristina in this scene, but more a lot more ass gaping would have made the scene hotter.

Scene 2: Dia Zerva

I’ve never heard of this bitch before. She’s decent looking, but I wasn’t really feeling it. She wasn’t hot enough and overall the scene didn’t work for me.

Scene 3: Chayse Evans

Chayse Evans is a definite hottie. She has an ugly tattoo, but otherwise a banging body and a tight ass. The scene was pretty good overall, but for some reason it just didn’t do it for me.

Scene 4: Holly Fox

Holly is a decent looking. I thought she came across good in the scene and seemed to have good chemistry with the James Deen. Pretty good anal throughout, but Holly just doesn’t quite put me where I need to be.

Scene 5: Charlotte Vale

This was my favorite scene of the movie. I haven’t seen very many scenes with Charlotte Vale, but this scene made look for more of her. This bitch is just so damn sexy and you can tell she loves to fuck. Great anal throughout with excellent gaping action. I give this scene an A+

Scene 6: Lexi Love

I can’t really explain why, but I’ve never really liked Lexi Love. She’s a popular performer and a total anal slut, but she just doesn’t appeal to me all that much. Good anal fucking throughout the scene and decent gaping action as well. Lexi needs to shave her pussy hair off.

Final Thoughts:

This was an ok movie. If you’re not a serious consumer of porn, you’ll probably love it. For me however, I found it lacking. With the exception of Kristina Rose and Charlotte Vale, I think the rest of the female talent is average at best.

I also think Mike John could have upped the nastiness level a little bit. Not enough gaping or ass to mouth for me.

Instead of buying the entire movie, I would recommend watching only the scenes you want at House of Sodom VOD.

‘Gossip Girl’ Star’s Sex Tape Selling For $1 Million

An alleged sex tape of Gossip Girl TV star Leighton Meester is being offered for a million bucks.

Well known celebrity sex tape broker Kevin Blatt says the tape is legit and was filmed with her boyfriend after she turned 18.

"In my opinion this tape will not destroy her career," Blatt told Radar Online. "It’s very playful, actually. It’s not shot in high definition and looks like it has been shot using a video camera while they are both fooling around. I have been surprised by the level of interest in it.”

Sex tapes never destroy the careers of hot bitches — only cheapen them. I don’t personally watch Gossip Girl, but this Meester bitch looks pretty good and I’ve always been a fan of celebrity sex tapes.

From what I understand, Gossip Girl is not exactly family entertainment so I don’t know why Blatt thinks the tape would ruin her career.

More than likely, it will make her a bigger star than ever.

Girl Sells Her Virginity And Now The Tax Man Wants Half

Here’s a story that’s just wrong on so many levels. Eighteen year old college student Alina Percea got the bright idea to sell her virginity and ended up doing just that.

Alina who attends college in Germany ended up selling herself (and her virginity) for the weekend to a businessman in Italy for a whopping $14,000.

In my opinion 14K seems a little low for a virgin, but that’s a discussion for another day. The shitty part is that the German government caught wind of Alina’s little deal and now they want their cut!

Since prostitution is legal and taxed in Germany, the government is demanding that Alina hand over $7,000!

How shitty is that? A tax is one thing, but 50% is fucking insane. That means she in effect sold her virginity for $7,000.

Listen up kids, this is a great real world example of what happens in socialist societies. You get taxed up to your fucking eyeballs on everything — even your virginity.

Having said all that, what’s the deal with some dudes acting like it’s so great to fuck a virgin? I wouldn’t pay a dime to fuck some bitch who’s never had sex and wouldn’t know what the fuck to do.

Why would I want to bone some amateur? I don’t get that.

Annette Schwarz Declares Her Love For Piss

Anyone who reads this blog very often knows I have a real thing for Annette Schwarz. Her incredibly nastiness knows no boundaries and I fucking love her for that.

Case in point, her latest blogs post:

I really have no idea how much piss I’ve been drinking in my life. But I am sure it’s more than all the soft-drinks and all the alcohol drinks I got within my life.
It starts in the morning when I’m drinking my own morning urine to do something good got me. It goes one over the day when I’m having sex with some guy and ask him to piss in my mouth, cause I want to experience all his tasty body fluids like sweat, spit, piss.

I need to know how its taste, how the consistence is, which color it has, and how it smells. This need is extremely strong, it’s almost like it’s guiding and controlling me.
I simply can’t live with out swallowing it or washing myself with pee! I love to gurgle it, let it drool all over me and my hair like I would take a shower. I love drinking piss like water! I just loooove piss!

Annette fucking rules. I’ve got nothing else to say.

You can watch Annette Schwarz drink tons of piss @ TotallyAnnette.com

Joanna Angel Launches Twitter Contest

If you’re interested in winning some hot swag from Joanna Angel, then you better start tweeting:

"We’re giving everyone on Twitter a chance to win a copy of our latest DVD, Fuck Me in the Bathroom Number 3, this month with a new contest,” Angel said. “The winner will receive a copy of the DVD signed by me and Nova, a signed 8×10 of me, and a Joanna Angel T-shirt. There is only one winner for this contest, but three prizes, so it’s a big contest.”

To enter just tweet a message to @joannaangel with five words that describe sex in bathrooms. The beginning of the tweet should contain “#Barules”.

Make Her Squirt With A Hitachi Magic Wand

If you watch porn with any regularity there’s a very good chance you’ve seen this device before:

It’s called the Hitachi Magic Wand and it’s what makes porn sluts squirt like a broken fire hydrant. If you wanna make your old lady go fucking crazy you need to buy a Hitachi. I’ve used this on a couple of sluts and I can tell you it’s insane.

Right now, Privacy Toys has the Hitachi Magic Wand on sale for $43.50 bitches.

Woman Records POV Threeway With 2 Dogs

Read what this sick bitch did:

Sarasota County Deputies have arrested a woman who videotaped herself having sex with two dogs.

Deputies say Caroline Willette videotaped herself having sex with two dogs and watching child pornography with a friend.

The 53-year-old gave a CD with the images to an acquaintance, who turned it over to police. Willette is in Sarasota County Jail and is charged with three counts of possessing child porn.

Willette admitted to detectives that she had sex with the animals in her home and watched young girls perform sex acts on the Internet.

That shit is fucked up.

Is Tabitha Stevens A Super Hero?

Howard Stern is calling porn star Tabitha Stevens a real life super hero after she stepped up and offered her “services” to a 21-year old boy with Down’s Syndrome.

A mother is appealing for women to have sex with her adopted Down’s syndrome son. Lucy Baxter says she will even pay for a prostitute so he can lose his virginity.

Tabitha Stevens heard about this and said she would be happy to have sex with the boy. Howard Stern responded by calling Stevens a real life super hero and said he would reach out to the boy’s family and see if he could set something up with Tabitha.

50 Cent Releases Sex Tape Of Rick Ross’s Old Lady

This has to be the most scandalous incident in the history of hip-hop beef. 50 Cent has taken his ongoing feud with fellow rapper Rick Ross to a potentially murderous level.

The feud between hip hop stars 50 Cent and Rick Ross has officially gone into the gutter as 50 has released a sex video starring the mother of Ross’ baby.

50 is the narrator of the video and the male ‘talent’ in the scene is alleged to be 50 himself or one of his posse.

The video is hardcore and the woman’s face and tattoo’s leave little doubt about whether she is who 50 claims she is.

50 also adds fuel to the fire in another video by claiming that Ross baby’s mother is an escort and goes on to show what he alleges is proof of this claim in a magazine that shows call girl ads. 50 points out a girl in the magazine and alleges that this woman is the mother of one of Ross’ kids.

Nothing that happened between 2Pac and Biggie even came close to something like this. It may all just be a cheap publicity stunt on the part of 50 and Ross, but if not this could certainly spark some violence.

Sex Toy “Stimulus Sale” At Privacy Toys

Privacy Toys is running a sex toy “stimulus sale” for the next 10 days. You can get 10% off for the next 10 days.