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Some Kink I Find Chilling

February 24th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in adult shopping, opinion

I’m all about sex toys and kinky shit. Whatever floats your boat I say go for it. However, there is some kink that I find just plain creepy — or even downright chilling. I don’t know why but I just get bad vibes from it.

Here’s the kind of shit I’m talking about:

The Dog Face Hood

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The Bunny Hood

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Pig Face Hood

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Again, to each his own, but this shit is too weird for me. It’s like some kind of freak show horror movie. It doesn’t make my dick hard, it makes me want to run as fast as I can in the other direction.

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Shop: Top 10 Sex Toys Of 2009

December 15th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Porn News, adult shopping

Sex Toy Shopping

Our good friends at Fleshbot put together a holiday shopping guide of the top 10 sex toys of 2009. I agree with most of what’s on the list, but I wanted to see what you think.

1. Form 2

2. Sqweel

3. Contour Q

4. Finger Tingles

5. Bloomy

6. Imperial

7. Bolero Straightjacket

8. Tenth Anniversary Tristan Butt Plug

9. OhMiBod Freestyle

10. The Real Touch

I actually think The Real Touch should be closer to the top. Missing from this list are some of the amazing glass toys that came out this year. Beyond that, it’s a pretty good list.

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‘Green’ Sex Toys Are Gay

October 28th, 2009 | 2 Comments | Posted in Porn News

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The whole “green” movement is way over the top. I don’t buy into the global warming crap anyway, but now everything has to be “green”. Being “green” is good. This eco-crap is now making its way into our fucking bedrooms and I’m not having it.

Being “green” makes me see red. If you’re the kind of tool who only buys “green” sex toys that are good for the planet — you should be shot.

Buy whatever sex toy you fucking like and don’t worry about how fucking “green” it is. If you’re worried about your “carbon footprint” when you’re banging your old lady just give it up. You’re a total douche and shouldn’t be fucking anyone. We don’t need people like you to reproduce.

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Sex Toy “Stimulus Sale” At Privacy Toys

March 17th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Porn News, adult shopping

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Privacy Toys is running a sex toy “stimulus sale” for the next 10 days. You can get 10% off for the next 10 days.

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Behold The Barack Obama Dildo

February 12th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in adult shopping

I wish I was making this up, but I’m not. Take a look at this “Head O State Obama Dildo” — in “Democratic Blue” no less.

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Buy it @ Privacy Toys

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Top 10 Naughty Valentine’s Day Gifts

February 12th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Porn News, adult shopping

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Forget all the cliche bullshit associated with Valentine’s day and get your woman something to spice up your love making (or fucking as the case may be). Here are some interesting gifts that could make this the best Valentine’s Day you’ve ever had.

  1. Heart Throb Love Kit
  2. Kama Sutra Raspberry Kiss Gift Set
  3. Essence Pleasure Pak
  4. Lover’s Choice Enchanted Evening
  5. A bed of roses gift set in champagne bucket
  6. Basket of Love
  7. Lover’s choice fantasy suite gift set
  8. BlowGuard
  9. Adam & Eve Sampler Kit
  10. Wascally Rabbit Vibrator
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Get Your Old Lady Something She’d Never Expect This Christmas — Sex Toys!

December 17th, 2008 | No Comments | Posted in adult shopping

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Listen up motherfuckers! Christmas is just around the corner and if you haven’t yet bought anything for your better half (and she is your better half) then I have a few suggestions. Why not get her something you both can use to spice things up in the sack? If your wife or girlfriend doesn’t yet have a vibrator then you should get her one. In our shop, we have every toy you could want plus a variety of costumes and lingerie.

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BlowGuard — The Perfect Gift?

December 5th, 2008 | No Comments | Posted in adult shopping

When I first saw the ad for this I thought it was some kind of joke. I suppose it makes sense technically, but who’s really gonna ask their old lady to put in her mouthpiece?

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Don’t Put This On Your Willy

October 21st, 2008 | No Comments | Posted in adult shopping

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A chocolate spread sold in sex shops in the U.K. called ‘Willy Spread’ is being taken off store shelves after it was found to be contaminated. The stuff is of course imported from China (shocking I know) and sold in the U.K.

The spread is believed to be contaminated with an industrial chemical called melamine. This same substance was found in contaminated milk in China in the last few weeks and caused the death of four babies and sickened thousands more.

Some Chinese-made dairy products have been deliberately contaminated with melamine, a chemical that helps milk register as higher in protein than it actually is. The tainted milk products have caused to the deaths of four babies and sickened tens of thousands across China. The European Union has ordered testing of Chinese-made products including chocolate, candy and cookies that contain more than 15 percent milk powder.

The Food Standards Agency said the chocolate body spread had more than 50 times the allowed level of melamine.

The adult industry needs to really keep an eye on products coming from China. They’ve been sending us potentially cancer causing sex toys for years. The first so-called ‘jelly’ toys to hit the market a few years back it turns out were probably deadly. They were the last fucking things on earth a woman would want to stick inside them.

I remember when shipments of sex toys would have a strange greasy liquid leaking from the box and they smelled horrible. They had actually begun to melt on the way from China.

At any rate, it’s best to stick with products made in the USA when it comes to sex toys or fucking edible underwear, or ‘Willy Spread.’ Oh yeah, and even hair ties.

It’s a real mood killer when you apply Willy Spread and your willy falls off.

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Edible Candy Lingerie

August 7th, 2008 | No Comments | Posted in adult shopping

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Everybody needs to check out the hot deals we have this month over at the House of Sodom Sex Superstore. We’re offering some pretty unique edible candy lingerie that just might be the ticket to adding a little fire to your relationship.

All candy lingerie is only $9.99!!

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Sex And The City Love Doll

June 3rd, 2008 | No Comments | Posted in adult shopping

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If you thought you’d seen it all, this should be proof you haven’t. With all the hype surrounding the release of the “Sex And The City” movie, leave it to the adult industry to capitalize on it.

Behold the “Sara Jessica Pork Her” Love Doll that according to the box “Loves Sex In Her Shitty.”

See it and buy it HERE

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If Your Buying Gifts, Buy Adult Gifts

May 28th, 2008 | No Comments | Posted in adult shopping

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It seems like every fucking time I turn around it’s another day when gift-giving is obligatory. It might be Valentine’s Day, Easter, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, birthdays, or some other day, but it’s always time to give.

I don’t mind giving it just seems like it always sneaks up on me. I know I’m not the only one who feels that way, so as usual I have some unsolicited advice to offer.

Don’t forget about all the adult goodies you can buy that “special someone” in your life. I highly recommend everyone take a look at the House of Sodom Sex Superstore (shameless plug). You can find literally thousands of great products, from toys, to movies, to bondage gear.

Right now, get a FREE gift with every single purchase!!

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Lesbian MILFs Fucking Teens

May 8th, 2008 | No Comments | Posted in Movies

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People often think girls fucking girls is merely a “phase” that girls go through in college, but eventually grow out of it as they grow older. If this next site is to be believed, that old story just doesn’t hold up.

I don’t know about any of that, but what I do know is that if pussy on pussy action is what you seek, Lesbian Teen Hunter is the place to find it.

I can also promise you that your entire day won’t be ruined any nasty looking “butch” lesbians either. Lesbian Teen Hunter is filled with incredibly hot moms fucking incredible hot barely legal sluts.

Take a look at these:

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The Four Finger Club

April 1st, 2008 | No Comments | Posted in Movies, Pictures

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When it comes to good lesbian porn, Four Finger Club has been putting out quality shit for years. There are 268 regular-res galleries that can be downloaded in a handy Zip file format. The photos look fucking great since they’re not merely vid caps but professionally shot stills instead.

If you prefer movies instead, the site offers close to 300 high resolution movies which are broken down into clips or full length scenes.

You can read the full review of this site at House of Sodom Adult Site Reviews, where it received an overall score of 91! The scores each site receives is based on user submitted reviews, so feel free to add your own review for Four Finger Club.

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Girls Fucking Girls

March 7th, 2008 | No Comments | Posted in Movies

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Let’s be fucking honest, lesbian sites can sometimes get boring. The sluts are usually hot, but watching a girl eat another girl’s pussy really isn’t anything new or particularly exciting.

Lesbian Fanatics on the other hand is a completely different kind of lesbian site. This motherfucker is all about hardcore lesbian ass gaping action. Among the other extremely high quality videos are some of Belladonna’s best movies in which she tongue fucks the gaping asshole’s of some of the hottest sluts in porn.

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A Crazy Bitch Named Holly

February 28th, 2008 | No Comments | Posted in Movies

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With a slogan like “Holly Makes Sluts Cry and Dicks Hard” I just had to shine the spotlight on Extreme Holly. This is a crazy bitch with big tits and damn good website.

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Big Fucking Wet Butts

February 19th, 2008 | No Comments | Posted in Movies

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If you like asses then your gonna love this next gem straight from the classy folks at Brazzers! The site is called Big Wet Butts and wet butts is exactly what the fuck they have. What makes this site particularly good is the quality of whores they have. The biggest names in porn are represented on this site in all their slutty glory!

Britney Stevens

Devon and Savannah

Jenny Hendrix

Carmella Bing #1

Carmella Bing #2

Harmony Rose

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Anytime Is A Good Time For Lela Star

February 14th, 2008 | 3 Comments | Posted in Movies, Pictures

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The more I look at her the more convinced I become that Lela Star might be the hottest bitch I’ve ever seen. It’s one of life’s rare gifts when a bitch that looks like Lela Star decides to be a pornstar. Let’s be honest here, Lela Star could pretty much have any career she wants with looks like that.

The best part (as far as I’m concerned) is that Lela is starting to do anal movies now. She’s already done two and more are on the way. Watching Lela Star getting her asshole gaped is about as good as it gets in this life.

At any rate, I’m gonna stop spewing words so you can start spewing something else while you look at these fucking galleries.

What are YOUR thoughts about Lela Star? Am I exaggerating her hotness?

(feel free to leave your thoughts in the comment section)

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MILF Cock Lovers

February 6th, 2008 | No Comments | Posted in Movies

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For some reason the idea of fucking women who’ve given birth is a desirable thing. Frankly, that sounds like a lot of bullshit to me but nevertheless it’s a popular genre.

So it’s without hesitation that I present to you MILF Cock Lovers!

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Spit Swapping Sluts

February 5th, 2008 | No Comments | Posted in Movies

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Here is some nice fetish action for you. These fucking whores spit all of each other and lick it off! Here are some brand new galleries from Spit Swappers.

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