Tis the season for sex tapes clearly, because it seems like we’ve seen a fuck load of them lately. Anyway, Vivid is offering a first glimpse at what looks like it could be one of the better sex tapes in recent memory. I’m of course talking about the Karissa Shannon sex tape. The same Karissa Shannon that’s also allegedly featured in another tape getting it on with Heidi Montag.

I only have one question about this whole torrid affair. How in the flying fuck did little ass Sam Jones III end up with Karissa Shannon? Are you fucking kidding me? My left nut is bigger than that asshole. But I guess this is one of those situations where you can’t hate the player — just the game.

In any case, watching Karissa get her little ass fucked is gonna be sweet! Am I right?

Radar Online has exclusive stills of an alleged Chelsea Handler sex tape that is about to be released. Personally, I don’t really give a fuck about Chelsea Handler and don’t find her particularly attractive. Therefore, I’m not going to take the time to post the still. Click over to Radar to see them.

Is there a Lindsay Lohan sex tape somewhere in our near future? Fleshbot thinks there could be, but they want proof.

Rumors about an alleged Lindsay Lohan tape have been bubbling just under the surface for months, but so far no tape.

It’s certainly not a far-fetched idea that a blow-head like Lindsay would’ve made a sex tape. In fact, I would almost guarantee there’s one out there somewhere. Whether we will ever get to see it is another story entirely.

Someone sent me a link to this site the other day. I don’t know anything about it yet, but I’m looking into it. Remember Governor Eliot Spitzer of New York who got busted for enjoying the company of a $4600 a night hooker? Well allegedly this is that hooker. If you recall her name was Ashley Dupre and she had that fucking song on MySpace that got hella radio play after the scandal broke.

Anyway, this new site that just went up claims to be selling a tape she made for Spitzer. Like I said, I don’t know anything about this site or the tape, but that’s what I’m told and that’s what I’ve read. Whatever the story is behind this tape, one thing is fucking certain. Ashley Dupre is a hot fucking slut!

When I find out who the fuck owns the tape and what the story behind it is I’ll post all the info.