My disdain for porn parodies has been made clear on this website time and again. However, the newest one from Hustler I find particularly repugnant.

“This Ain’t Avatar XXX 3D” from Hustler takes perfectly good looking porn stars and turns them into hideous looking blue creatures that fuck. Having said that, the make-up and effects are pretty fucking impressive for porno. They really do look like the creatures from Avatar. It must have taken hours in the make-up chair to get them to look like that. So I certainly salute the people who made the movie possible, but I just don’t find it sexy or arousing in any way.

Do you really want to see these things fuck?

Whatever floats your boat, but I just don’t get it.

I don’t know where the fuck I’ve been, but I only discovered this website very recently. It’s called No Rest For The Ass and it has some of the best anal content I’ve come across.

It’s features mostly girls from Eastern Europe and elsewhere, but nearly all of them are young and hot. We all know how fucking insane European porno chicks are and these definitely don’t disappoint. I’m talking massive gaping, double and even triple anal! Yeah, three dicks in the ass at the same time is possible believe it or not.

I don’t know how European sluts can gape their asses so wide. Even American gape queen Bobbi Starr can’t understand it. She thinks it has something to do with the kind of lube they use.

All I know is if you want some seriously hard and nasty anal sex you need to check out No Rest For The Ass. It turns out that the site is part of an extreme network of sites that includes amazing ass fisting content and other goodies. After I check out those sites I’ll post something about them.

Here’s a chick named Polie that I found particularly delightful last night. It’s amazing what such a tiny girl’s asshole is capable of. Am I right?

See more at NoRestForTheAss.com

The newest anal adventure from the good folks at Jules Jordan Video is called “Elastic Assholes #8” and it was directed by Mike John.

I watched it over the weekend and thought I would give my no BS opinion on it. As a true connoisseur of all things anal sex, I know good anal porn when I see it.

As I’ve said before, I don’t give a shit about stupid sets, fancy costumes, and shitty music. What I care about is nasty anal fucking with extremely hot porn stars.

Instead of giving you a moment by moment account of each scene, I’m just gonna tell you what bitch is in each scene and whether or not the scene was hot.

Scene 1: Kristina Rose

I’m a fan of Kristina Rose. She’s definitely a bad ass looking bitch and I normally enjoy most of her scenes. She has an extremely fuckable ass and it definitely gets fucked in this scene.

Having said that, my only real complaint with the scene is a lack of gapes. There’s a couple of quick gapes from Kristina in this scene, but more a lot more ass gaping would have made the scene hotter.

Scene 2: Dia Zerva

I’ve never heard of this bitch before. She’s decent looking, but I wasn’t really feeling it. She wasn’t hot enough and overall the scene didn’t work for me.

Scene 3: Chayse Evans

Chayse Evans is a definite hottie. She has an ugly tattoo, but otherwise a banging body and a tight ass. The scene was pretty good overall, but for some reason it just didn’t do it for me.

Scene 4: Holly Fox

Holly is a decent looking. I thought she came across good in the scene and seemed to have good chemistry with the James Deen. Pretty good anal throughout, but Holly just doesn’t quite put me where I need to be.

Scene 5: Charlotte Vale

This was my favorite scene of the movie. I haven’t seen very many scenes with Charlotte Vale, but this scene made look for more of her. This bitch is just so damn sexy and you can tell she loves to fuck. Great anal throughout with excellent gaping action. I give this scene an A+

Scene 6: Lexi Love

I can’t really explain why, but I’ve never really liked Lexi Love. She’s a popular performer and a total anal slut, but she just doesn’t appeal to me all that much. Good anal fucking throughout the scene and decent gaping action as well. Lexi needs to shave her pussy hair off.

Final Thoughts:

This was an ok movie. If you’re not a serious consumer of porn, you’ll probably love it. For me however, I found it lacking. With the exception of Kristina Rose and Charlotte Vale, I think the rest of the female talent is average at best.

I also think Mike John could have upped the nastiness level a little bit. Not enough gaping or ass to mouth for me.

Instead of buying the entire movie, I would recommend watching only the scenes you want at House of Sodom VOD.

That’s right motherfuckers, Lexington Steele has a brand new joint dropping on Dec. 11th. It’s called Lex The Impaler 4 and it looks like it’s gonna be every bit as good as the previous 3 volumes.

It’s got an all-star cast that includes such incredible sluts as Lisa Ann, Gianna Michaels, Jenny Hendrix (my favorite), Kelly Divine, and Raven Black.

It really doesn’t get much better than watching Lex hammer assholes and throats. Especially when said assholes and throats belong to the likes of Jenny Hendrix and Kelly Divine.

Feast your eyes on the following pics to get an indication of things to come cum:

Click HERE to watch the trailer for Lex The Impaler 4

You just gotta hand it to the folks in the porn industry. If there’s any conceivable way to market some bitches, you can count on Porn Valley to make it happen. Which is why I wasn’t even slightly surprised to get an email this morning inviting to me to check out a new site — called Soccer MILFs.

As usual, I can’t fucking vouch for whether or not any of these bitches know the first thing about playing soccer, but what I can vouch for is how hot they are. Judging from some of the familiar faces I see on this site, I don’t expect they’ll be kicking the ball around with David Beckham anytime soon — unless of course they’re jiggling his balls instead.

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Visit Soccer MILFs to see more

The adult industry has certainly never been in the habit of taking itself too seriously. It’s truly one of the last mediums on earth with which there’s little or no political correctness whatsoever. I happen to think that’s one of the best things about the industry, but even I had to raise an eyebrow at this next site.

You always see websites about well hung black men destroying the holes of barely legal white sluts, but you never see the opposite — until now.

A new site called CumBang is all about black girls getting banged allegedly by “rednecks.” Not just any rednecks, but rednecks wearing confederate flags on their t-shirts.

You have to admit particularly in light of the recent election — that’s pretty edgy stuff. What is somewhat amusing though is the reaction that one slut featured on the site had — to being featured on the site.

The guy who shot a lot of the content for CumBang is named Billy Watson. On his blog he recounts being approached to shoot the content and tells about some of it. He tells about getting a call from porn slut Samone Taylor claiming that she didn’t know her scene would appear on a racist porn site.

The site is nothing to get worked up about. It’s supposed to be satire. Is it pretty cringe worthy? Absolutely. Is Samone Taylor’s reaction to getting banged by “rednecks” amusing? Fuck yeah.

Does the site cross the line? You make the call.

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We often focus on the women (the sluts) in the porn industry as opposed to the men — and for obvious reasons. But as you may have noticed, there are far fewer men in the industry than women. New women come through porn valley like ants, but there’s really only a handful of men that fuck all those bitches.

That’s not because there’s a lack of men willing to do it, but only a few men who actually can. Whipping out the old dong and fucking some bitch you’ve never met in front of 20 other dudes you may or may not know, two of which are likely filming you and it becomes quickly apparent what it takes to perform.

Of the relatively small number of male performers, one guy stands out not only as an exceptional cocksman, but an exceptional director as well.

You motherfuckers know him, his name is Michael Stefano. This guy has not only been in a ton of movies, but he’s also directed some of the best anal scenes ever fucking filmed.

Nobody can jackhammer a bitch’s asshole while whispering sweet nothings in her ear quite like Stefano. Which is why it’s particularly exciting news that the man finally got his fucking website up and running.

It’s called Michael Stefano XXX and it’s got a shit load of exclusive picture sets and movies that you can either download or stream.

But hey, don’t take my fucking word for it — look at this shit:

Lela Star
Tyra Banxxx
Brianna Love
Alicia Angel
Roxy Jezel

Jenny Hendrix has an ass capable of bringing a grown man to tears — and she’s not afraid to use it. Which is pretty much the non-verbal sentiment expressed on the box cover of Elegant Angel’s new flick, “Curvy Girls 2.”

If you’re a Jenny Hendrix fan (and we know that you are) then you’re gonna like this movie. It really is a sensory overload of big asses, bit titties, and a lot of hardcore fucking.

Peep the trailer:

Ironically, you can buy this movie in our store! (shameless plug)

Genesis magazine has released their tenth annual “Porn’s Hot 100″ list and in my opinion the results are a little controversial.

Here’s the top 10 hottest according to Genesis:

1.    Stormy Daniels

2.    Tera Patrick

3.    Jesse Jane

4.    Jenna Haze

5.    Belladonna

6.    Sasha Grey

7.    Hillary Scott

8.    Eva Angelina

9.    Gina Lynn

10.  Bree Olson

Fleshbot has a picture of each girl you can look at HERE

I don’t have a beef with anyone on this list except Stormy Daniels. I know Stormy, I like Stormy, but she’s the hottest out of 100 girls? I don’t fucking think so.

Stormy has probably done the fewest movies of anyone on the list, but been in the industry for years. She almost exclusively does those frilly feature movies that lack the kind of hardcore fucking that makes porn, well porn.

If you haven’t been fucked in the ass by 6 or more guys in a single scene and then jizzed all over, you ain’t a fucking porn star.

In my opinion Stormy Daniels is pretending to be a porn star, while sluts like Sasha Grey and Hillary Scott are the living examples of what it means to be a porn star.

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