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If Tera Patrick Were President

As you know, Genesis Magazine asked several porn stars what they would do if elected president. We’ve already told you what Bree Olson, Stoya, and Jesse Jane said — now hear from Tera Patrick!

If I was elected President, I would…

…truly work on giving the country a real makeover; Maybe creating a special state where anything goes, like Nevada or something.

I would suggest focusing our efforts on education, as knowledge is power, and one of our biggest problems is us not investing in our own children, who hold the future in their hands.

I would make a “National Breast Awareness Day” as breast cancer is a serious issue, and it could be a kind of boob-celebration. Imagine the parade us porn stars could do.

I would also focus on lots of environmental issues. All the money in the world can’t buy us a new atmosphere.

Lastly, I would attend all foreign affairs meetings and negotiations with myself and my cabinet of hotties all in Mistress Couture Lingerie, and bearing gifts of Teravision DVD’s, Tera Patrick calendars, copies of GENESIS, and maybe even a good old-fashioned American lapdance. I think you get more with sugar than you do with vinegar!

Hey, if the Terminator can be governor, why not a porn actress for president? See you in the PINK house. Oh yeah, I’m painting it!

-Tera Patrick

I actually think Tera could potentially solve the whole radical Islam thing with gifts of Teravision DVD’s, calenders, and lap dances. Those bastards are so sexually repressed that a lap dance from Tera Patrick would likely kill them.

Speaking of Tera…

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If Jesse Jane Were President

Genesis Magazine asked several porn stars what they would do if elected president. We told you what Bree Olson and Stoya said, now hear from Jesse Jane:

If I was elected President, I would…

…make the world a happy place. I would make it where people can be very open about sex, like they do in Europe. I would legalize marijuana so when people get stressed out they can smoke and be happy, instead of being pissed off all the time. I would have sex all over the White House and I would stop the war. I would bring back our soldiers safely to their families. I would also help our environment by trying to do some huge recycling project.

—Digital Playground contract superstar, Jesse Jane®

Yeah, right. Now let’s forget what Jesse is rambling about and focus on what she looks like…

See more of Jesse Jane at Digital Playground

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If Stoya Were President

Yesterday, I told you about Bree Olson’s surprising answer when Genesis Magazine asked her what she would do if elected president.

Today, let’s see what porn slut Stoya would do:

If I was elected President, I would…

…most likely get bored and abdicate the oval office after a few days. Four years of what appears to be political schmoozing and an illusion of power over what laws are passed isn’t something that appeals to me, and there are many other people better suited to the job. I wouldn’t be averse to shooting an interracial fuck scene in the Lincoln Bedroom though. It seems appropriate given how pro-emancipation he was.

—Digital Playground contract star, Stoya™

Another surprising answer from one of Porn Valley’s finest. Now let’s forget about what Stoya is saying and just look at her…

See more of Stoya at digitalplayground.com

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If Bree Olson Were President

Since we’re in the heat of a contentious political season right now and the presidential election is right around the corner, Genesis Magazine decided to ask some porn stars what they would do if they were elected president.

Here’s what Bree Olson said:

…build a wall between the US and Mexico immediately. It is difficult for any economy to have the burden to provide for over 500,000 illegal immigrants a year. I would hire more border patrol agents to prevent illegal immigrants from coming across. For those who avoid the warnings and continue to disobey and try to come across anyways, I would instruct the agents to shoot them (Once they know we are serious, nobody will try to cross). I would assign a large task force to remove all illegal immigrants and send them back to wherever they came from. Also, I would send all prisoners that are not citizens back to where they came from, unless they were in there for a very serious crime. I am not against immigrants, but they must do it legally like everyone else.

I would supply funds to welfare to help staff more social workers to get families in and out of the programs as fast as possible. With more workers, we could begin programs so welfare families are not allowed to stay on longer than a year.

I would legalize all gay marriage throughout the US. Even though we may not agree on the lifestyles, they are people just like us and many of them make positive contributions to society. If they are married it will make it easier for them to adopt our homeless children that are in great need of a home.

I would raise taxes on televisions, video games, cable, DVDs, and all other devices that are destructive to our minds and bodies. I would lower taxes on books and most educational things. I would build more schools to make it so that children had more one on one with teachers, and I would make private schools more affordable. I would raise minimum wage by three dollars to boost the economy and make it so that more families are able to keep one parent in the home to raise children the way it used to be. I would do my best to keep interest rates down and keep inflation down. Instead of raising taxes, I will simply cut wasteful or unneeded programs.

This is Bree Olson and I approve this message.

And they say porn sluts don’t know anything, Ha! I especially like the part about raising taxes on televisions, video games, cable, dvds, and “all other devices that are destructive to our minds and bodies.” Speaking of destroying minds and bodies, take a look at this gallery of Bree Olson getting fucked by 2 black dudes.

See more Bree at her official website

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