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‘SouthPark Madam’ Out Of The Clink

March 3rd, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in Porn News

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Sallie Saxon better known as the “SouthPark Madam” has been released from prison after completing her two-year sentence.

Saxon was convicted of running the largest internet prostitution ring in America — meaning she was a bad ass bitch.

She had more than 500 clients that she charged an average of $700 an hour. She made more than $3 million before she got pinched.

What a shame that such a talented entrepreneur would be sent to prison. Saxon is the kind of woman any company would be lucky to have as an executive.

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Charlie Sheen Likes To Bang Guys And Gals

March 3rd, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in Porn News

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Obviously, I don’t know that for sure but it made for a good headline. According to RadarOnline by way of AdultFYI, Charlie Sheen’s freaky ass private life is about to go public — for like the 700th time.

Apparently, he and his new wife share their bed with a whole bevy of guys and gals.

It’s been alleged for years that boozie, cokie Sheen is a tranny fucker. His previous wife repeatedly made that allegation during their nasty public divorce.

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Man Busted For Showing Cock To Female Office Worker He Thought Was ‘Digging Him’

February 11th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in Porn News

Kudos to Genesis for finding this gem. A guy in Florida was arrested for pulling his dick out and showing it to a female office worker.

When Police questioned the 30-year old man about the incident he said thought the female office worker was “digging him”.

So, when you get the sense a girl likes you the appropriate thing to do next is pull out your rock hard penis for her approval? Do I have that right? Just pull the fucker out right there in front of everybody?

No thanks, I’ll pass.

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L.A. County Says No To Mandatory Condoms In Porn Movies

February 4th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in Porn News

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Porn Valley dodged a fucking bullet this week with the L.A. County health Nazis. The AIDS Healthcare Foundation and other groups have been lobbying hard to make the health department require porn performers to wear condoms.

This of course would be a disaster on many levels. First and foremost it would ruin the movies. I don’t need to see a safe sex PSA every time I feel like rubbing one out.

Secondly, I believe in freedom and the Constitution. Freedom is already in pretty short supply in the formerly great state of California. Leftists bureaucrats already tax and regulate pretty much every aspect of your life. You can barely take a piss in this state without the man taxing it by the liter.

People should have a right to fuck and/or fuck on film without a condom if they so choose. Mandating condoms would be an outrageous intrusion by the government and would spell the end of California.

California is dependant on the adult industry. The state is already bankrupt and a large chunk of tax revenue to the state comes from the adult industry. Forcing condom use would kill the industry and thus kill the tax revenue, which is why I was concerned but still skeptical the condom law would pass.

Fortunately, I was right. The Los Angeles County public health chief announced on Tuesday that he will not be requiring condoms in porn.

His reason was simple — it would be impossible to enforce. Hundreds of porn actors make hundreds of porn movies every day all over the San Fernando Valley and beyond.

“There are roughly 200 production companies with about 1,200 actors,” he said. “All you need is a room and a camera and a bed, basically, to do this kind of shoot, and we have no ability to police this.”

Fielding said that it would be difficult for public health officials to prove if the porn videos were shot in L.A. County or elsewhere, because producers often do not apply for filming licenses.

So for now this issue is dead. However, you can look for it to rear its ugly latex head once again if another porn actor catches AIDS.

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Belladonna Giving Up Performing, Will Focus On Directing

January 8th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in Porn News

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Fleshbot is reporting that Belladonna is giving up performing and will focus on directing and other side projects.

I’ll be honest, I’ve never thought Belladonna was all that hot. But as a director, she’s one of the best in the business. I don’t mean just among female directors, I mean all directors.

She consistently makes some of the most hardcore, badass movies on the planet that appeal to both men and women.

While I may not think Bella is that hot, I do think her willingness to be the nastiest girl out there has pushed other performers to step up their game. She pushed the boundaries for what women were willing to do in porn — which now, is pretty much anything.

Kudos to Belladonna for being such a badass. I have no doubt we’ll continue to see awesome shit from Belladonna Entertainment.

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Ashlynn Brooke’s Website Re-Launches

December 29th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Porn News

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All you Ashlynn Brooke fans out there (I know there’s a lot of you) will be happy to know her website has just re-launched. All kinds of new movie and picture galleries have been added and some tweaks to the overall look of the site.

Here’s a taste:

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Casey Parker Officially Retires

December 17th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Porn News

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Everybody’s favorite surfer girl Casey Parker has officially retired. Here’s what she wrote:

So it’s been a long time coming, but I wanted everyone to know that I have officially stopped performing in movies and on stage. It was a lot of fun while it lasted, but at some point I had to finish having my fun and get back to real life. I originally got into the business to explore my sexuality, and I did, and it was a lot of fun. I will never regret getting the chance to do that. In the industry there were some amazing people, and of course, some not so nice. I will say that I learned a lot about myself as a person, businesswoman and about what I want out of life. So here I go everybody.

I know it will be difficult for you to find another blonde in the industry…there are so few…haha j/k

In the spirit of my Miss America moment I just wanted to say a thank-you to Megan at Girlfriend Films formally SW (you know why, thanks for helping me through the biz. and being a true friend and confidant)
Paul Fishbine from AVN (thanks for being a real person)
The former bosses of Shane’s World (if it weren’t for you guys, I would have thought all porn companies were slimy)

So that’s it — she’s gone. Obviously, we wish her the best in all her future endeavors.

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Cytherea Making A Comeback

December 8th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Porn News

 

You jerks remember squirt queen Cytherea? Well, it looks like she’s going to attempt a comeback very soon. Cytherea says as soon as she gets her tummy tuck and breast implants she’ll be back to making movies again.

In my opinion, she’s been out of the game a while. It’s going to be tough for a broken down ex-porn star with a tummy tuck to compete with the kind of barely legal hotties running around Porn Valley these days.

Here’s Cytherea from back in the day:

Cy is damn near 30 now, which in porno years is getting a little long in the tooth.

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Carmen Electra Sex Tape?

November 18th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Porn News

Egotastic and Fleshbot among others posted a video today that is allegedly a preview of some long lost Carmen Electra sex tape. First of all, Carmen Electra is old news as far as I’m concerned. Secondly, as both Egotastic and Fleshbot rightly point out — something seems a little fishy here.

I think this is some kind of viral video stunt to promote some future something featuring Carmen Electra — I’m skeptical it’s actually a sex tape.

But hey, what the fuck do I know? See for yourself and let me know what you think.

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Video: Sasha Grey’s Acceptance Speech At Fleshbot Awards

November 13th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Porn News

Sasha Grey won the Crossover Award at the Fleshbot Awards the other night, but could not accept it in person because she was out of the country. So, she did the next best thing and recorded a video acceptance.

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Joe Francis Goes Free After Reaching Plea Deal

November 6th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Porn News

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Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis was sentenced today to time served and a year of probation for filing false tax returns.

The Feds brought a huge tax evasion case against Francis a couple of years ago, but on the eve of the trial the government’s case fell apart and the whole thing turned into one big clusterfuck.

Apparently, Joe’s former accountant who was to be the government’s witness admitted that he was behind the tax fraud and had falsely implicated Joe. At least I think that’s what happened.

The details are so complicated it makes your head nearly blow off after reading only a few minutes of it.

I’ve always been a pretty vocal supporter of Joe’s in the past. I respect his hustle for taking a simple idea like Girls Gone Wild and turning it into an empire.

However, the recent surveillance footage of him beating the shit out of Playboy model Jayde Nicole in a nightclub is inexcusable. Yeah, she poured a drink on him, but the way he reacted was outrageous.

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Genesis Magazine Releases 11th Annual ‘Porn’s Hot 100’ Issue

October 22nd, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Porn News

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Genesis Magazine has released their 11th annual “Porn’s Hot 100” list for 2010.

Here are the top 10:

1. Sasha Grey

2. Jenna Haze

3. Jesse Jane

4. Tera Patrick

5. Stormy Daniels

6. Bree Olson

7. Briana Banks

8. Belladonna

9. Joanna Angel

10. Gianna Michaels

(hat tip Darrah Ford)

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Tera And Evan Divorcing Because Evan Won’t Quit Fucking The Help

October 22nd, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Porn News

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Darrah Ford has an interesting take on the pending divorce of long time couple Tera Patrick and Evan Seinfeld. Apparently, Evan would rather fuck the help than his wife. The “help” being Tera’s new contract girl Lupe Fuentes. Stay classy, Evan.

As Darrah points out, Evan had a pretty good gig going with Tera Patrick. They’ve been married for 7 years and she let him bang all the porn stars he wanted for their movies. He even has his own porn site called RockStarPimp.

So, it seems a little short sited and frankly a little dumb to throw away such a cushy arrangement for some flash in the pan porn skank, who probably won’t even be in the business this time next year. Moreover, the bitch is probably just a gold digger.

Also, Lupe isn’t even that hot. On a scale of 1-10 I give her a 5 tops.

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Joe Francis Says He Didn’t Punch Playmate Jayde Nicole

October 15th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Porn News, Video

I’ve tended to be a fairly vocal defender of Joe Francis over the years. As a businessman I can’t help but admire Joe’s genius for starting Girls Gone Wild. It was an amazingly simple idea that has earned Joe hundreds of millions of dollars.

That said, I can’t defend him on this one. In case you didn’t hear, Joe was thrown out of a club a couple of weeks ago after allegedly punching former Playboy model Jayde Nicole. Nicole says she poured a drink on Francis when he wouldn’t stop hitting on her friend.

Here’s Jayde Nicole:

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Obviously, it’s bullshit to pour drinks on people, but Jayde claims Joe responded by punching her in the face and kicking her.

I was skeptical of this claim initially, but now the surveillance tape is out and it’s pretty damning. Whether or not Jayde poured a drink on Joe is irrelevant at this point. What matters is how Joe reacted.

First of all, Joe denies the whole thing. He says Jayde poured a drink on him, and all he did in response was pull her hair.

Joe tells us he was hanging out with the General Manager for Guys and Dolls when Jayde Nicole pushed him from behind and poured a drink on him.
Joe says he turned around and pulled her hair in reaction to the attack. Francis says this is the only contact he made with Jayde…

Suffice it to say, hair pulling is a pussy move for a guy to use on a girl (assuming no sex is involved of course).

With Joe’s denial in mind, take a look at this video


Joe Francis Attacks Jayde Nicole Security Tape – Watch more Funny Videos

He straight jacked her in that video. She looked like a fucking rag doll. Where I come from, treating a woman like that (any woman) is a good way to get yourself hurt real bad.

Joe is a pussy motherfucker for beating up a woman (an extremely hot playboy model woman).

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Jenna Jameson’s Husband Has Twitter Drama

October 8th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Porn News

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Luke Is Back has interesting story up today about some recent Twitter drama involving Jenna Jameson and her UFC fighter husband Tito Ortiz.

Apparently, a dude Tito is supposed to fight soon has a torn muscle and was forced to pull out of the fight. When Tito heard the news he took to Twitter and said the guy was just a scared sissy. Honestly, it’s the kind of back and forth you always hear between fighters.

However, the guy’s manager was furious at Ortiz calling his fighter a sissy and responded with this:

The only thing Coleman is afraid of when it comes to Tito is contracting swine flu from that dirty ass d-bag. We all know where he lays his head down at night. Tito wants to get personal with a legend? OK, let’s get personal – we can all go to our porn collections and watch what Tito sleeps with night after night.”

Where I come from (or where anyone comes from) those are some pretty serious words. Deadly serious words in fact. Attacking a man’s wife like that is beyond outrageous. I hope Tito knocks this asshole’s teeth out when they eventually do fight — and after this, I assure you they’ll fight.

To her credit, Jenna herself fired back:

i am sad to see that Mark Coleman must rely on his mouthpiece to do his cleanup work for dropping out…

He feels that taking personal stabs at my character, will help him get a payday with Tito

Lets keep it in the octagon, Coleman…. shall we?

I chuckle at the fact that Titos opponents are so desperate, that they need to say terrible things about me… go ice you knee, mark

Its a sad day in MMA, when a fighter and his "manager" attacks a new mommy in order to get attention. – wish him luck with rehab…

lol… just reading "whatever his name is’s" apology to me… lol! someone needs attention!

i think all fighters should focus on the fight they are participating in.. what do – have to do with it? Tito can say what he wants!

Pretty sweet comeback. Which made the manager dude look like an even bigger prick. Predictably, the guy issued an apology (likely at his fighters request).

…“When I said what I said, I was very emotional. It was me responding without thinking, and that’s not really my style,” the businessman said. “Where that came from was, I have been a friend of Mark Coleman for over 20 years, we were in college together, and I just jumped right in to defend him. I feel he deserves a lot of respect for his achievements in this sport and I feel he does not always get the respect that he deserves.” “But in retrospect I should not have made those comments. It is not my style to talk about another man’s wife like that and it is not something that we want associated with Mark Coleman. Those comments were mine and not Mark’s but it is still not the kind of thing this sport is about. “The sport should be about two athletes competing against each other and showing respect to each other. I acted emotionally, not rationally, and it was not really appropriate as Mark’s associate, as a manager and as a fan of the sport.”…

I think he can take his apology and shove it up his ass.

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Video: Nikki Benz Appears On Fox Sports

October 6th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Porn News, Video

Here’s the always sexy Nikki Benz appearing in a recent Fox Sports promo:

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(hat tip Luke Ford)

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Sunny Lane Is Booble Girl Of The Year

October 5th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Pictures, Porn News

From XBIZ:

Sunny Lane took home the crown as the Booble Girl of the Year besting more than a dozen finalists.

Sponsored by adult search engine Booble.com, fans voted online for their favorites. Latina star Mariah Milano finished in second place.

“I’m really happy that I won because anytime the fans are involved it makes that connection grow stronger and I absolutely love my fans,” Lane said.

Each winner of the Booble Girl of the Month is entered into the Booble Girl of the Year contest. The prize is $5,000.

Congrats to Sunny Lane.

Get more Sunny Lane @ Brazzers

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Pictures From Exxxotica

September 28th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Porn News

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Luke Is Back has some great pics taken by Taryn Thomas from the recently wrapped Exxxotica New York. Apparently, Taryn’s car got jacked while she was there — not good.

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Hannah Hilton Out Of The Porn Business

September 28th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Porn News

This via Luke Ford:

Some of you may have noticed that Hanna Hilton has deleted both her twitter and myspace page and wondered what in the hell was going on. Well it turns out Hanna Hilton has taken a sudden and quite unexpected exit from the porno business. That of course would explain why she wasn’t anywhere to be found during Exxxotica NY with the other Vivid girls.

Technically she is still under contract with Vivid, so if she was to return it would be with Vivid but for now Hanna Hilton is out of the adult industry and enjoying a quiet life in her new home. Although LA Direct Models still has her listed on their page, reps from Vivid confirmed she has taken a leave of absence and has no idea when or if she plans on returning to the adult industry.

This is what often happens in the jizz biz. A girl can be everywhere one day, and retired the next day. That said, we wish Hannah the best in whatever new career she chooses.

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Hey Porn Stars, Don’t Get A Boob Jab

September 9th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Porn News

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Foxy Lady over at Luke Ford wrote an interesting post about a new breast enhancement technique called a “Boob Jab”.

Here’s what Foxy found out:

The Boob Jab is a new procedure which is gaining popularity. Apparently it is a nonsurgical method of breast augmentation, where a hyaluronic acid injectable filler called Macrolane is injected via a 20 cm needle into the breast to augment it. The procedure costs $4000-7000 and lasts approximately 12-18 months.

I don’t mean to get all preachy on this fucking site, but sometimes certain things need to be said. Any women (including porn stars) who get a boob jabs are fucking idiots.

Don’t let anyone inject weird shit into your tits. Remember, you only have one body so you might want to do what you can to make it last. Your tits are important both to you and to me so don’t inject weird and unproven shit into them.

Macrolane is an injectable gel that is not approved by the FDA and very little research behind it as it relates to breast enhancement.

The fine print on the consent form you sign before undergoing the procedure lists possible side-effects that include hardening of the breasts, palpable lumps and capsular contraction just to name a couple.

A beauty journalist wrote about her Boob Jab experience in the Times Online and it wasn’t a good one:

Before I underwent the procedure the surgeon told me about the potential risks and in half an hour it was all done. Even with only 100ml of gel injected in each breast, I was suddenly shapely, almost a proper A-cup, and I was thrilled.

That was last March, and I went on being thrilled all summer until, by August, one breast had mysteriously gone rock hard while the other had shrunk to half its size. On holiday I resorted to padding out my sundress with a sock, to even them up. In September I went back for a top-up. My surgeon, Chris Inglefield at London Bridge Plastic Surgery, reckoned that the right breast had “encapsulated”, meaning the tissue around the injected gel had decided it was a foreign substance and started to harden up to fence it off, which used to be a regular problem with old-style breast implants; I hadn’t realised that it could happen.

Mr Inglefield broke up the encapsulation with firm massage, and gave me a top-up of Macrolane so that both sides were even. Again, I was delighted – though had I been a normal paying customer, I might have been less than delighted to be forking out [see prices, right]. But a few weeks later I found a lump, down to the side of the right breast. I shot back to see Mr Inglefield, who reassured me that it was nothing sinister, just a portion of the gel that had moved to one side and hardened. Firm massage should soften it up. It did. But by then I finally started asking questions.

Was it normal to have all these incidents in the space of eight months? I went back, belatedly, to the consent form. Right near the top was a surprise. “The use of Macrolane™ VRF20 and Macrolane™ VRF30 for breast enhancement has not been established,” it said.

She goes on to say she consulted with a plastic surgeon who was head of the London Clinic and he said he wouldn’t dream of using Macrolane for such a purpose. He said he has “significant reservations” about injecting a “foreign substance” directly into the tissue of the breast. Gee, you think?

I’m not a doctor nor do I have breasts, but I too have serious fucking reservations about injecting foreign substances into breasts.

My point to all this is that women need to stop and think long and hard before getting their body altered in some way. Having small tits is better than having fucked up tits or no tits at all.

Moreover, the price for a Boob Jab is between $4000 and $7000 bucks. If you’re willing to shell out that kind of doe, you should just get real breast implants which have a long track record of safety and research behind them.

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