She may be pregnant in the pics, but at least it’s something! Semi-naked pictures of Jessica Alba during her pregnancy have hit the web. The last one is the best, because you can actually see her naked tits.

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It’s downright tragic that Missy Stone decided to retire. In her short tenure as a porn star she delivered some delightful scenes. Her ass was amazing and watching it get fucked was a real treat. Anyway, since she is retired we’ll just have to rely on galleries like this to remember her by. Hat tip to the good folks at Hustler for sending this over.

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I want to give fair warning. This is possibly the hottest thing you’ve ever fucking seen. Watch hot ass Sasha Grey do an overseas stage show for fans. She drinks her own piss and then spits it at the crowd. I’m sorry, but that’s fucking awesome. I don’t really know what else to say. Enjoy!

By the way, before you get too excited this is from 2007. Don’t look for her to be drinking piss (at least in public) anytime soon. She’s gone mainstream!

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Fuck all the haters. Paris Hilton looks good. Paris Hilton has always looked good. I would fuck Paris Hilton any day and so would you. Here she is attempting to keep from falling out of her most revealing Halloween costume to date. How do you not love that?

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The woman who locked herself in Charlie Sheen’s hotel bathroom during his coke-fueled meltdown has been identified as porn star Capri Anderson. Anderson locked herself in the bathroom and called hotel security after Charlie Sheen went on a rampage. According to TMZ she felt very “threatened” by him. Sheen is now hospitalized.

Interestingly enough, Anderson’s primary concern at this point is how she’s being portrayed in the media. She’s reportedly outraged at being referred to as an escort by Police. She swears she’s not a prostitute, but did go up to Sheen’s room with him after dinner as his kids and ex-wife slept across the hall.

When police responded to the hotel disturbance they found Sheen naked and incoherent. They found Capri Anderson naked “cowering” in the bathroom. She told police she agreed to go back to Sheen’s room after dinner and things got ugly pretty quick. He flipped out and starting turning tables over in a coke-fueled rage.

In my opinion, Anderson did exactly the right thing. The girl almost always ends up dead or seriously injured in that type of situation. Especially when it involves arrogant, entitled celebrities who flip their lid. Sheen has a long and storied history with hookers, trannies, and coke benders. I’m amazed no one has died up to this point — including Sheen himself.

Capri’s claim that she wasn’t escorting with Sheen is laughable, but I guess I can’t blame her for not wanting to admit it. That said, look at Eliot Spitzer’s hooker. She’s a columnist at the NY Post now and made hundreds of thousands of dollars doing interviews.

If she plays her cards right this could be Capri’s ticket out of the game. Book deals, TV deals, movie deals, and the like are all on the table now. The clock has officially started on her 15 minutes so she better act fast. Anderson lives in NYC surrounded by the best publicists in the world. She should take advantage of that.

If I were Capri Anderson I would hire a top publicist first thing tomorrow morning. After that I would hire a lawyer. It’s time to start milking this cow on all four tits. The only two people in the world who know what happened in that hotel room are Charlie Sheen and Capri Anderson. Sheen is an addict and a liar with no credibility. Which means Capri is sitting on a fucking lottery ticket.

Let’s hope she makes the most of it.

Now that I’m finished pontificating let’s enjoy the incredible hotness that is 22-year old Capri Anderson…

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Asylum did a photo shoot with Sasha Grey for Halloween. They asked her to dress up like Wonder Woman and she did. Suffice it to say she’s the best looking Wonder Woman you’ll ever see — and probably the nastiest. Click over to see the entire gallery.

Here’s that hot Russian spy we caught here in America and sent back to Russia. Her name is Anna Chapman and she’s become quite the celebrity since returning home. This is the recent photo shoot she did for Maxim Russia. I’m betting your average Russian is more intrigued by her life as an undercover agent than by her looks. Russia has more beautiful women per square mile then you’ll see anywhere else in the world. Ann Chapman is smoking hot, but in Russia she’s actually pretty average looking. But her secret agent past certainly adds a level of sexiness that puts her in a league of her own. She’s like a real-life Bond girl.

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Here are the controversial pictures of the kids from “Glee” in the latest issue of GQ

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I do it because she’s fucking hot.

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Get a lot more Jenna Haze @ JennaHaze.com

Kim Kardashian is looking hot and nude in the upcoming issue of W Magazine. Her tits look awesome and her ass is as big and sexy as ever.

(Photos via Egotastic!)