I’ve made my feelings on porn parodies quite well known around here, but I have to give credit where credit it due. The new parody from Tom Byron might have the greatest name in the history of pornography.

Inspired by the awesome video game “Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare” I present to you “Call of Booty: Modern Whorefare.” Tell me that’s not fucking great. I had to laugh out loud. I may even watch this parody purely out of curiosity.

I discovered this girl recently and felt the need to share. Her name is Jennifer White and she’s a rising star in porno land. This girl has an ass like Kim Kardashian, but unlike Kim she likes to have her ass fucked. Do yourself a favor and check out Jennifer’s scene in “Entry In The Rear P.O.V.” — your dick will thank you.

Jennifer White is 22-years old and has the body to prove it. In addition to an ass you could make love to all day, she also has the most incredible looking natural tits this side of Porn Valley. Combine the amazing body with exceptional oral skills and a great on-screen presence and you have yourself a real porn star. Oh, and did I mention she has a gape that will make you wanna curl up into a ball and cry like a little bitch? My bad, yeah her asshole gapes big time!

Here’s a peek at Jennifer courtesy of Jizz Bomb :

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Here’s a few clips courtesy of 3rd Degree :

If you like a bitch’s face to resemble a glazed donut from Krispy Kream then 1000Facials is the site for you. Top notch porn stars get their faces glazed with semen in beautiful 1080P HD.

Here’s a taste:

Courtney Cummz

Sophia Lynn

Scarlet Pain

Andi Anderson

Everybody’s favorite surfer girl Casey Parker has officially retired. Here’s what she wrote:

So it’s been a long time coming, but I wanted everyone to know that I have officially stopped performing in movies and on stage. It was a lot of fun while it lasted, but at some point I had to finish having my fun and get back to real life. I originally got into the business to explore my sexuality, and I did, and it was a lot of fun. I will never regret getting the chance to do that. In the industry there were some amazing people, and of course, some not so nice. I will say that I learned a lot about myself as a person, businesswoman and about what I want out of life. So here I go everybody.

I know it will be difficult for you to find another blonde in the industry…there are so few…haha j/k

In the spirit of my Miss America moment I just wanted to say a thank-you to Megan at Girlfriend Films formally SW (you know why, thanks for helping me through the biz. and being a true friend and confidant)
Paul Fishbine from AVN (thanks for being a real person)
The former bosses of Shane’s World (if it weren’t for you guys, I would have thought all porn companies were slimy)

So that’s it — she’s gone. Obviously, we wish her the best in all her future endeavors.

You jerks remember squirt queen Cytherea? Well, it looks like she’s going to attempt a comeback very soon. Cytherea says as soon as she gets her tummy tuck and breast implants she’ll be back to making movies again.

In my opinion, she’s been out of the game a while. It’s going to be tough for a broken down ex-porn star with a tummy tuck to compete with the kind of barely legal hotties running around Porn Valley these days.

Here’s Cytherea from back in the day:

Cy is damn near 30 now, which in porno years is getting a little long in the tooth.

Chayse Evans is someone who I didn’t like that much the first time I saw her. I don’t really know why — she just didn’t do it for me.

Since then, I’ve had the pleasure of seeing her in numerous movies and she’s become one of my favorite starlets. She has an amazing ass, amazing gape, amazing tits, and damn good oral skills.

Here are a few clips from the good folks at Zero Tolerance:

See Chayse and hundreds of other bitches @ ZTOD.com

Darrah Ford has an interesting take on the pending divorce of long time couple Tera Patrick and Evan Seinfeld. Apparently, Evan would rather fuck the help than his wife. The “help” being Tera’s new contract girl Lupe Fuentes. Stay classy, Evan.

As Darrah points out, Evan had a pretty good gig going with Tera Patrick. They’ve been married for 7 years and she let him bang all the porn stars he wanted for their movies. He even has his own porn site called RockStarPimp.

So, it seems a little short sited and frankly a little dumb to throw away such a cushy arrangement for some flash in the pan porn skank, who probably won’t even be in the business this time next year. Moreover, the bitch is probably just a gold digger.

Also, Lupe isn’t even that hot. On a scale of 1-10 I give her a 5 tops.

It’s been a while since I posted anything from this site. But since I’ve recently come into possession of some new galleries from Ice Cream Bang Bang — I thought I’d share!

There are some amazing looking bitches on Ice Cream Bang Bang for sure. Hot sluts banging a creepy dude in an ice cream truck I’m not so sure about, but the site still rocks.

Here are some goodies:

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See more ass fucking @ AssTraffic.com

Take a look at this brand new site that launched this week. It’s hi-definition girl on girl fucking at its very finest! It’s called HotAndMean.com and it’s part of the Brazzers network.

Whenever Brazzers launches a new website you already know that whatever kind of porn it is — the quality will be second to none.

After taking a look at HotAndMean.com this afternoon, I can confirm that it’s as good as I thought it would be.

Like the other Brazzers sites, all the movies on HotAndMean are available in standard definition, HD720, and HD1080P resolutions. Honestly, the standard definition is about the highest standard def you’ll find anywhere.

It’s flawless DVD quality. the 720 and 1080 Blu-ray is so fucking sharp it defies belief. A single 1080P clip when you download it is like 3.5 GB in size, so we’re talking unprecedented clarity here people.

The movies are smoking hot too. All the best porn stars doing what they do best — fucking. Every movie pairs off a couple of grade A porn stars who proceed to stick tongues, toys, and other objects into each others holes.

Here are a few goodies to wet your whistle…

Pics:

Jayden and Taylor

Sammie Rhodes and Madelyn Marie

Liv Tyler and Nikki Benz

Shyla Stylez and Zoe Britton

Vids:

Avy and Puma

Julia and Katie

Madelyn and Sammie

Lexi and Nikki