Just when you think you’ve heard every bizarre name imaginable for an adult website, the porno gods pull a fast one. Case in point — Jurassic Cock.

I have to give these fuckers points if for nothing else — originality. ‘Jurassic’ as in old, so in this case ‘Old Cock.’ So in case you’re a little slow on the uptake, the site is about old men fucking barely legal whores.

Frankly, I don’t know why anyone would want to see old men banging teen girls but to each his own I guess. Having said that, if you like that kind of shit then you’re probably gonna like Jurassic Cock.

I may not like what the site’s doing, but they are doing it well.

Here’s a little taste…

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Anyone who believes women somehow lose “game” so to speak and aren’t interested in fucking and sucking just because they have kids, prepare to have your mind changed! Have you always wanted to fuck a MILF, but don’t think a MILF would wanna fuck you? Well, clearly your not aware that MILFs Like It Big!

MILFs Like It Big just happens to be the name of arguably the greatest MILF site the world has ever fucking known. To say the movies on this fucking site are crystal clear would be the motherfucking (no pun intended) understatement of the damn year. These old war horses might have a few extra years on them, but they can still fuck and suck every bit as good as their teenage counterparts.

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Let’s be honest about this whole MILF thing. Almost every site that claims to have “real MILFS” usually has the same porn sluts you see on a “real teens” site. The word MILF means “Mother I’d Like To Fuck” meaning that theoretically a website can claim anyone is a MILF. How the fuck are you gonna know if a bitch has kids or not?

I think the whole idea behind MILF porn goes much deeper than that. What a true fan of MILF porn really wants is the bitches in the movies to actually look like they could be a mom. Any asshole can take a 19-year old and claim she has kids therefore labeling her a MILF, which she may or many not be.

I think for porn fans a true MILF needs to be somewhere in the age range of 30-45 to really have any credibility. Again, I don’t watch no fucking MILFS of any age, but if I did I would want the bitch to actually look old enough to be someone’s fucking mother!

Which brings me to this next site. MILF Cruiser is definitely not new to House of Sodom, but I think it’s quite relevant to the current discussion. Of all the so-called MILF sites I’ve visited over the years, it’s about the only one that looks like it has real MILFS.

MILF Cruiser has been very consistent in featuring sluts that are of the appropriate age to be considered MILFS in the eyes of true porn fans. Take a look at these galleries and tell me what you think!

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Here are some galleries from a very popular MILF site called MILF Cruiser.

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