Lindsay Lohan’s fucked up dad Michael is talking about opening his own rehab center.

“After seeing what my daughter, myself and other people I know have been through, it has led me to realize this is my calling and purpose in life…we are rehab that focuses on mind, body and soul. It is a spiritual retreat…The basis of the rehab will be that there is a God; that good conquers evil; that the best way to live is to treat others like you want to be treated; and treat your body like a temple.

I’m not going to close my doors on anyone. We may offer a scholarship [to those in need]. You don’t have to be Lindsay Lohan or Nicole Richie or Robert Downey Jr. or a celebrity to get rehab….all I want to [do] is open this place and see my family, Dina and my children are in a good place. When that day comes, I am done, I am finished. All of the things that have happened to me in my life have led to this. I know this is what God wants me to do first and foremost.”

This guy is the biggest fame whore on the planet. What an ass.

Lindsay Lohan isn’t having a very pleasant time in jail — you know, because it’s jail. According to the NY Magazine she’s being heckled relentlessly by other inmates. They keep chanting “fire crotch” at her and it’s led her to a near nervous breakdown.

She may not have to endure it too much longer though, because the rumor is she could get out as soon as this week. Don’t you just love celebrity justice? Her sentence of 6-months was trimmed to 23 days for overcrowding, and now she may get out in a week and a half. I’m sure that will teach her a lesson.

Hell, Paris Hilton managed to survive 45 days and her crime was petty by comparison.

(hat tip Adult FYI)

Is there a Lindsay Lohan sex tape somewhere in our near future? Fleshbot thinks there could be, but they want proof.

Rumors about an alleged Lindsay Lohan tape have been bubbling just under the surface for months, but so far no tape.

It’s certainly not a far-fetched idea that a blow-head like Lindsay would’ve made a sex tape. In fact, I would almost guarantee there’s one out there somewhere. Whether we will ever get to see it is another story entirely.

Lindsay Lohan has finally quit fucking around and taken her clothes off. Here are some brand new pictures from New York Magazine featuring Ms. Lohan wearing little more than a smile.  (Click each photo to enlarge)