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Christmas Gift Ideas — From Annette Schwarz

December 2nd, 2008 | No Comments | Posted in Uncategorized

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It’s a well known fact that I’m a huge fans of Annette Schwarz. In this world of cookie cutter porn stars, Annette is the funniest, nicest, kookiest, sluttiest, nastiest, and most insane porno girl in the world. When you think you’ve seen it all — just visit Annette’s website. Trust me, you haven’t seen shit.

Annette’s blog post today had me laughing out loud. She offers a Christmas present suggestion that would seem odd had it come from anyone else. However, coming from Annette is does indeed seem like the perfect gift.

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Like I said, only from Annette.

Here’s what she says about it:

I love this idea! I mean, really cum is a wonderful thing, so good for every girls health, such a great consistency, perfect for sauces. This special flavor will make every meal special!

Here’s a blurb about the cook book:

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food.

If you think that’s strange, you should see all the different ways Annette drinks piss. I also highly recommend everyone check out Annette’s latest food fetish movie. She gives herself a chocolate enema and then drinks it.

That ladies and gentlemen is the way a real porn star does it.

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What’s With All The Pain??

October 13th, 2008 | No Comments | Posted in Uncategorized

I like some pretty freaky shit when it comes to porn. I like viciously hardcore anal and fucking creampies and the like, but I’m just not getting all this kinky pain shit you see everywhere.

I’m talking about the shit from Kink.com and all the other hardcore BDSM sites. I’m down with the ‘to each his own’ mantra, but I’m just not getting it.

Some of the shit these girls allow to be done to them looks like it would fucking hurt. I mean really hurt like a son of a bitch.

What caused me to write this little rant was the newest post on Annette Schwarz’s blog. She posted the following picture:

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As far as BDSM pictures go this ain’t shit I realize that. But nevertheless, I couldn’t fucking stand to have those clothes pins all over me. I’m just not getting the erotic aspect of that kind of pain, but maybe it’s just me.

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Sluts And Ice Cream Trucks

September 30th, 2008 | No Comments | Posted in Movies, Pictures

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Just when you think you’ve seen all the bizarre and kooky things the porn industry can come up with, they go and surprise you! I’ve got a brand new site that just came online today to tell you about and while it’s a little odd it nevertheless looks pretty cool.

It’s called Ice Cream Bang Bang and all the fucking takes place in the back of an ice cream truck. Like I said it’s strange, but you have to give a chance.

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Something Different: Spit Swapping

July 15th, 2008 | No Comments | Posted in Movies

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Instead of the usual fucking and sucking, I thought I’d post something a little different today. It’s a site called Spit Swappers, which sounds like a fairly generic name but the content is actually a little different than what you might expect. Watching two bitches swap a cum shot is nothing new, but this site cuts out the fucking altogether and focuses instead on spit swapping. Obviously, some people are gonna say that’s fucking stupid and it may be, but I’m betting a few of you bastards are gonna like it.

These whores basically just spit and slobber all over each other with a few toys thrown in for good measure. I think it could be kinda hot so take look.

  1. Amber Rayne & Taryn Thomas
  2. Brandi Edwards & Mya McKay
  3. Camryn Kiss & Xana Star
  4. Nikki Nievez & Kyra Steele
  5. Brittany Angel & Glauren Star
  6. Taylor Mae Mason & Makali Chanel
  7. Sheila Marie & Mackenzee Pierce
  8. Veronica Jett
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Anal Dildo Lesbians

January 30th, 2008 | No Comments | Posted in Movies

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When it comes to naming porn sites, creativity is somewhat lackluster these days. Take this next site for instance called Anal Dildo Lesbians. One could argue that the title perfectly describes the content inside, but I would argue that the same thing could be achieved with a little more creativity.

Anyway, who really gives a fuck? What’s important is that inside Anal Dildo Lesbians you will find a tasty collection of hot fucking sluts cramming toys into the waiting assholes of other hot sluts.

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Insane Fucking Bondage

December 12th, 2007 | No Comments | Posted in Movies

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I have to be honest about this next site. Bondage is really not my thing, but it’s incredibly popular and there are millions of people that fucking love it. This next site is called Insane Bondage, and it comes highly recommended by friends of mine who are into this kinky shit.

I haven’t actually been to the site, because as I said before I just can’t fucking handle it. However, several people have told me that if you like bondage this is the place to fucking be. Check it out, and feel free to leave a comment telling me what you think.

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Lezbo Honeys

May 26th, 2007 | No Comments | Posted in Movies

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Lezbo Honeys is the web’s best site for kinky lesbian girls! These hotties simply love to enjoy each other in a way only girls can caress each other. They play with their wet pussies and tiny asses with their slim fingers, soft lips and huge strap-on dongs. If you have a fetish for wet kisses, girl-on-girl action and pussylicking plays, this is the perfect place for you! You can read the full review of Lezbo Honeys at our review site located HERE.

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The Most Bang For Your Buck

May 8th, 2007 | No Comments | Posted in Movies

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One of my all time favorite porn sites is Wild Porn Pass and if you haven’t checked it out, your fucking crazy! I like it because there is just such a huge variety of shit to watch. No matter what kind of kinky shit your into chances are that you’ll find that shit. You pay a flat monthly fee for 1 pass and that gets you access to over 5,000 movies in 43 different sites, and you can get a trial subscription to check it out for only $1.00! You can read the full review for Wild Porn Pass HERE

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Random Insertions

December 21st, 2006 | No Comments | Posted in Uncategorized

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Here is a good site if your looking to change things up a bit. This site focuses on extreme insertions and very kinky shit. This site isn’t for everybody but if you like this kind of thing this is an excellent site. All the porn is shot in Canada for this site, so you get original content and fresh faces. Enjoy!

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Reality Kings

December 17th, 2006 | No Comments | Posted in Uncategorized

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These motherfuckers really are the kings of reality porn! You can find some great original content on this site no matter what kinky shit your into.

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"KINKY SEX KILLED HER"

September 1st, 2006 | No Comments | Posted in Uncategorized

Associated Press

KOKOMO, Ind. – A man charged with killing a missing Kokomo woman told police she died during sex, according to a probable cause affidavit.

Robert C. Roe, 35, was scheduled to be arraigned Thursday on a charge of murder in the death of Michelle Renee Young, 42. He was being held without bond in the Howard County Jail.

Police said Roe, who was in jail on an unrelated charge, led officers to Young’s body along Wildcat Creek near downtown Kokomo on Aug. 2. Young had been reported missing May 6 and her family had not seen her since April 21.

Roe told investigators that Young died after he tightened a belt from his robe around her neck to “further her pleasure” during sex on April 22, a probable cause affidavit alleged. He called the woman’s death an accident.

According to the affidavit, Roe told officers he left the woman’s body in his residence for two days, then put her body in a trash can and buried her near the creek.

 

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