Chayse Evans is someone who I didn’t like that much the first time I saw her. I don’t really know why — she just didn’t do it for me.

Since then, I’ve had the pleasure of seeing her in numerous movies and she’s become one of my favorite starlets. She has an amazing ass, amazing gape, amazing tits, and damn good oral skills.

Here are a few clips from the good folks at Zero Tolerance:

See Chayse and hundreds of other bitches @ ZTOD.com

Aline is one of my favorite porn stars. She is hot as fuck in that girl-next-door kind of way, and more importantly she takes it in the backdoor like a champ. She has one of the best gapes in the business.

Here are some awesome clips courtesy of Zero Tolerance:

See Aline and others @ ZTOD.com

Until the other day I had never heard of Cheyenne Jewel. All it took was once scene however, and I was hooked. She has a smoking hot body and can seriously suck some dick. Best of all, Cheyenne has an amazing ass and she’s not afraid of anal. I learned about this girl literally just a few days ago, so imagine my surprise after discovering who the newest Ass Smoothie girl was. That’s right, it’s Cheyenne Jewel.

It doesn’t get much better than this:

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The newest anal adventure from the good folks at Jules Jordan Video is called “Elastic Assholes #8” and it was directed by Mike John.

I watched it over the weekend and thought I would give my no BS opinion on it. As a true connoisseur of all things anal sex, I know good anal porn when I see it.

As I’ve said before, I don’t give a shit about stupid sets, fancy costumes, and shitty music. What I care about is nasty anal fucking with extremely hot porn stars.

Instead of giving you a moment by moment account of each scene, I’m just gonna tell you what bitch is in each scene and whether or not the scene was hot.

Scene 1: Kristina Rose

I’m a fan of Kristina Rose. She’s definitely a bad ass looking bitch and I normally enjoy most of her scenes. She has an extremely fuckable ass and it definitely gets fucked in this scene.

Having said that, my only real complaint with the scene is a lack of gapes. There’s a couple of quick gapes from Kristina in this scene, but more a lot more ass gaping would have made the scene hotter.

Scene 2: Dia Zerva

I’ve never heard of this bitch before. She’s decent looking, but I wasn’t really feeling it. She wasn’t hot enough and overall the scene didn’t work for me.

Scene 3: Chayse Evans

Chayse Evans is a definite hottie. She has an ugly tattoo, but otherwise a banging body and a tight ass. The scene was pretty good overall, but for some reason it just didn’t do it for me.

Scene 4: Holly Fox

Holly is a decent looking. I thought she came across good in the scene and seemed to have good chemistry with the James Deen. Pretty good anal throughout, but Holly just doesn’t quite put me where I need to be.

Scene 5: Charlotte Vale

This was my favorite scene of the movie. I haven’t seen very many scenes with Charlotte Vale, but this scene made look for more of her. This bitch is just so damn sexy and you can tell she loves to fuck. Great anal throughout with excellent gaping action. I give this scene an A+

Scene 6: Lexi Love

I can’t really explain why, but I’ve never really liked Lexi Love. She’s a popular performer and a total anal slut, but she just doesn’t appeal to me all that much. Good anal fucking throughout the scene and decent gaping action as well. Lexi needs to shave her pussy hair off.

Final Thoughts:

This was an ok movie. If you’re not a serious consumer of porn, you’ll probably love it. For me however, I found it lacking. With the exception of Kristina Rose and Charlotte Vale, I think the rest of the female talent is average at best.

I also think Mike John could have upped the nastiness level a little bit. Not enough gaping or ass to mouth for me.

Instead of buying the entire movie, I would recommend watching only the scenes you want at House of Sodom VOD.

Porn star Bobbi Starr (one of my personal favorites) will soon be writing a regular column for our friends at PopPorn.com.

Her column will reportedly be called “The Life of a Porn Star with a Brain.”

“My rhetorical skill needed quenching and PopPorn.com was the perfect glass of literary water,” Starr said.

I don’t know what kind of writer Bobbi is, but I can sure as fuck vouch for her skills as a porn star.

Bobbi is without a doubt one of the baddest anal sluts on the planet. Her gape is fucking work of art.

Here’s a few clips of some Euro-sluts getting their asses pounded mercilessly until their assholes gape wide.

These clips are courtesy of Ass Traffic. You can see a shit load more ass fucking in brilliant HD at AssTraffic.com.

I’ve gone back and fourth over the years as to which studio really makes the best porn movies. At one time I thought Zero Tolerance was the best studio ever. One year I was convinced it was Lethal Hardcore and for a while I really loved Jules Jordan movies.

I still love movies from all of the above studios and many others, but honest to God one studio really does rain supreme. I’m confident that I’ve settled on a studio once and for all as the best. When I say ‘best’ I’m talking about best for me. In other words the studio that I think makes the best porn that appeals to me.

As anyone who reads this site on a regular basis knows, the kind of porn that appeals to me (the only kind) is hardcore anal. I like to see asses get stretched, fucked, sucked, penetrated, and everything else you can do to a bitch’s asshole.

Only one studio truly satisfies my craving for intense anal action of a most perverse nature and that’s Evil Angel. Their movies are so good it’s impossible to watch an an entire movie at once. Hell, it’s difficult to get through an entire scene without blowing your fucking wad.

Evil Angel has distribution deals with some of the best directors in the business including Belladonna, Manuel Ferrara, Jay Sin, and others.

The best director in terms of anal movies is without a doubt Jay Sin. Jay is the only director I’ve come across that really matches my level of perversion when it comes to the female asshole. He outdoes himself with each and every movie.

His latest creation that I highly fucking recommend is called ‘Pretty Sloppy’ and it is indeed pretty sloppy. As always Jay has a top notch cast that act as nasty and dirty as anything you’ve ever seen.

I’m talking Bobbi Starr, Britney Stevens, Kelly Divine, Jamie Elle, and Sammie Rhodes, just to name a few. Asses get fucked, stretched, gapes, licked, penetrated, played with, spit on, and worshipped.

In closing, Pretty Sloppy is pretty fucking awesome.

Watch it @ JaySinDVD.com

Buy it @ Evil Angel Direct

Annette says on her blog that it really turns her on to spread her asshole and pussy open for her partner to let him know that all her holes are open to him. I’m not really sure what to say about that other than – I wish I was the fucking partner.

If you like gaping assholes (and we know you do) then take a look at these gaping assholes.

I think this lovely clip from Ass Traffic speaks for itself…

See a lot more @ Ass Traffic

Porn slut ‘Beverly Hills’ will from this moment on and forever be known as a Smoothie Girl. Beverly is the latest in a long and distinguished line of girls who’ve made the decision to mix a fruit smoothie in their assholes and then shit it into a glass and drink it. For me, it just doesn’t get much better than that.

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