HOUSE OF SODOM

Chayse Evans Gets Mouthy

Chayse Evans is someone who I didn’t like that much the first time I saw her. I don’t really know why — she just didn’t do it for me.

Since then, I’ve had the pleasure of seeing her in numerous movies and she’s become one of my favorite starlets. She has an amazing ass, amazing gape, amazing tits, and damn good oral skills.

Here are a few clips from the good folks at Zero Tolerance:

See Chayse and hundreds of other bitches @ ZTOD.com

Video: Aline Is All About Anal

Aline is one of my favorite porn stars. She is hot as fuck in that girl-next-door kind of way, and more importantly she takes it in the backdoor like a champ. She has one of the best gapes in the business.

Here are some awesome clips courtesy of Zero Tolerance:

See Aline and others @ ZTOD.com

Cheyenne Jewel Makes An Ass Smoothie

Until the other day I had never heard of Cheyenne Jewel. All it took was once scene however, and I was hooked. She has a smoking hot body and can seriously suck some dick. Best of all, Cheyenne has an amazing ass and she’s not afraid of anal. I learned about this girl literally just a few days ago, so imagine my surprise after discovering who the newest Ass Smoothie girl was. That’s right, it’s Cheyenne Jewel.

It doesn’t get much better than this:

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See more Ass Smoothie action @ AssSmoothie.com

Review: Elastic Assholes 8

The newest anal adventure from the good folks at Jules Jordan Video is called “Elastic Assholes #8” and it was directed by Mike John.

I watched it over the weekend and thought I would give my no BS opinion on it. As a true connoisseur of all things anal sex, I know good anal porn when I see it.

As I’ve said before, I don’t give a shit about stupid sets, fancy costumes, and shitty music. What I care about is nasty anal fucking with extremely hot porn stars.

Instead of giving you a moment by moment account of each scene, I’m just gonna tell you what bitch is in each scene and whether or not the scene was hot.

Scene 1: Kristina Rose

I’m a fan of Kristina Rose. She’s definitely a bad ass looking bitch and I normally enjoy most of her scenes. She has an extremely fuckable ass and it definitely gets fucked in this scene.

Having said that, my only real complaint with the scene is a lack of gapes. There’s a couple of quick gapes from Kristina in this scene, but more a lot more ass gaping would have made the scene hotter.

Scene 2: Dia Zerva

I’ve never heard of this bitch before. She’s decent looking, but I wasn’t really feeling it. She wasn’t hot enough and overall the scene didn’t work for me.

Scene 3: Chayse Evans

Chayse Evans is a definite hottie. She has an ugly tattoo, but otherwise a banging body and a tight ass. The scene was pretty good overall, but for some reason it just didn’t do it for me.

Scene 4: Holly Fox

Holly is a decent looking. I thought she came across good in the scene and seemed to have good chemistry with the James Deen. Pretty good anal throughout, but Holly just doesn’t quite put me where I need to be.

Scene 5: Charlotte Vale

This was my favorite scene of the movie. I haven’t seen very many scenes with Charlotte Vale, but this scene made look for more of her. This bitch is just so damn sexy and you can tell she loves to fuck. Great anal throughout with excellent gaping action. I give this scene an A+

Scene 6: Lexi Love

I can’t really explain why, but I’ve never really liked Lexi Love. She’s a popular performer and a total anal slut, but she just doesn’t appeal to me all that much. Good anal fucking throughout the scene and decent gaping action as well. Lexi needs to shave her pussy hair off.

Final Thoughts:

This was an ok movie. If you’re not a serious consumer of porn, you’ll probably love it. For me however, I found it lacking. With the exception of Kristina Rose and Charlotte Vale, I think the rest of the female talent is average at best.

I also think Mike John could have upped the nastiness level a little bit. Not enough gaping or ass to mouth for me.

Instead of buying the entire movie, I would recommend watching only the scenes you want at House of Sodom VOD.

Bobbi Starr To Write For PopPorn.com

Porn star Bobbi Starr (one of my personal favorites) will soon be writing a regular column for our friends at PopPorn.com.

Her column will reportedly be called “The Life of a Porn Star with a Brain.”

“My rhetorical skill needed quenching and PopPorn.com was the perfect glass of literary water,” Starr said.

I don’t know what kind of writer Bobbi is, but I can sure as fuck vouch for her skills as a porn star.

Bobbi is without a doubt one of the baddest anal sluts on the planet. Her gape is fucking work of art.

Watch These Asses Get Pounded

Here’s a few clips of some Euro-sluts getting their asses pounded mercilessly until their assholes gape wide.

These clips are courtesy of Ass Traffic. You can see a shit load more ass fucking in brilliant HD at AssTraffic.com.

Pretty Sloppy Sluts

I’ve gone back and fourth over the years as to which studio really makes the best porn movies. At one time I thought Zero Tolerance was the best studio ever. One year I was convinced it was Lethal Hardcore and for a while I really loved Jules Jordan movies.

I still love movies from all of the above studios and many others, but honest to God one studio really does rain supreme. I’m confident that I’ve settled on a studio once and for all as the best. When I say ‘best’ I’m talking about best for me. In other words the studio that I think makes the best porn that appeals to me.

As anyone who reads this site on a regular basis knows, the kind of porn that appeals to me (the only kind) is hardcore anal. I like to see asses get stretched, fucked, sucked, penetrated, and everything else you can do to a bitch’s asshole.

Only one studio truly satisfies my craving for intense anal action of a most perverse nature and that’s Evil Angel. Their movies are so good it’s impossible to watch an an entire movie at once. Hell, it’s difficult to get through an entire scene without blowing your fucking wad.

Evil Angel has distribution deals with some of the best directors in the business including Belladonna, Manuel Ferrara, Jay Sin, and others.

The best director in terms of anal movies is without a doubt Jay Sin. Jay is the only director I’ve come across that really matches my level of perversion when it comes to the female asshole. He outdoes himself with each and every movie.

His latest creation that I highly fucking recommend is called ‘Pretty Sloppy’ and it is indeed pretty sloppy. As always Jay has a top notch cast that act as nasty and dirty as anything you’ve ever seen.

I’m talking Bobbi Starr, Britney Stevens, Kelly Divine, Jamie Elle, and Sammie Rhodes, just to name a few. Asses get fucked, stretched, gapes, licked, penetrated, played with, spit on, and worshipped.

In closing, Pretty Sloppy is pretty fucking awesome.

Watch it @ JaySinDVD.com

Buy it @ Evil Angel Direct

Annette Schwarz Opens Her Holes

Annette says on her blog that it really turns her on to spread her asshole and pussy open for her partner to let him know that all her holes are open to him. I’m not really sure what to say about that other than – I wish I was the fucking partner.

If you like gaping assholes (and we know you do) then take a look at these gaping assholes.

Another Day, Another Ass Pounding

I think this lovely clip from Ass Traffic speaks for itself…

See a lot more @ Ass Traffic

Beverly Hills Becomes Newest Smoothie Girl

Porn slut ‘Beverly Hills’ will from this moment on and forever be known as a Smoothie Girl. Beverly is the latest in a long and distinguished line of girls who’ve made the decision to mix a fruit smoothie in their assholes and then shit it into a glass and drink it. For me, it just doesn’t get much better than that.

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See more @ AssSmoothie.com

Glauren Star Makes An Ass Smoothie — With Beer and Pizza

It’s no secret that I’m a huge fan of Ass Smoothie’s and Smoothie girls in general. Having said that, this week’s smoothie girl had me feeling a little queasy. Glauren Star decided to maker her smoothie with beer and pizza. Can you think of anything worse than pizza and beer blended into a brown liquid? Yeah, me either.

At any rate, have a look for yourself…

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For more visit AssSmoothie.com

Video: Teagan Gets Her Ass Wrecked

Teagan Presley gets her ass fucked — nuff said.

Tyla Wynn Becomes A Smoothie Girl

Tyla Wynn has been around for a few years now, and routinely gets her asshole reamed. In fact, Tyla herself says she likes getting her ass fucked much more than her pussy. According to Tyla, she’s been fucked in the ass so much that she can’t even take a shit without an enema. It may sound crazy — but it’s the truth!

So it’s no surprise to me that Tyla decided to take that next leap and become a Smoothie girl. I fucking love smoothie girls — it’s a fucking honor to be a smoothie girl.

Check it out:

See the rest of this gallery here.

Check out Tyla & the rest of the smoothie girls @ Ass Smoothie

Video: Sasha Grey Gets Her Ass Wrecked

Video: Latex Clad Jayna Oso Gets Rough Fucked

Video: Taylor Rain Gets Her Ass Reamed

Nothing makes me more nostalgic than watching an old school Taylor Rain clip. I dare say no one was better at anal sex than Taylor. Her asshole was like rubber. Frankly, it defied logic.

Taylor has since retired her sinful ways and is now a stay at home mom.

Girls With Gapes Redux

Today, the good folks at Fleshbot decided to honor a loyal reader’s request for some gaping asshole pictures. While it was a nice attempt, we thought we’d show Fleshbot what real gapes are all about.

Behold the gaping girls..

Shy Love

Taylor Rain

Jamie Elle

Jasmine Lynn

Jayna Oso

Bobbi Starr

Jenny Hendrix

Alicia Angel

Trina Michaels

Melissa Lauren

Sasha Grey

Video: Aline Takes It Black — In The Back

See more Aline movies HERE

Behold — Anal Acrobats 3

I’m not exaggerating when I tell you that the Anal Acrobats series are the greatest porn movies ever made. Yes, you heard me correctly — the best ever.

If you can get through the first 15 minutes of any Anal Acrobats movie without blowing a load prematurely in your pants, then you sir, are a better man than me.

Before the emails start flying in that I’m a fucking tool who’s talking crazy, let me be clear. If you don’t like anal sex then you won’t like this movie — and I won’t like you.

But if you do like anal, then you likely won’t leave your fucking house for a week.

Anal Acrobats 3 hit stores yesterday and I’m planning to watch it tonight.

If you don’t know you better ax somebody.

You can also take a look at Anal Acrobats #1 at House of Sodom VOD

Ass Smoothie — Why Didn’t I Think Of That?

Every once in a while something comes along in porn that just leaves you scratching your head wondering how the fuck you didn’t think of that.

Let’s keep it real, there’s hardly any new ideas to be had in porn. When you really think about it what have you not seen? The only thing I haven’t seen is shit I don’t wanna ever see — like trannies.

Some people like to whine and bitch about how porn is boring and they’re tired of seeing the same old shit.

I disagree with that completely. I never get tired of watching beautiful sluts get fucked in the ass. As far as I’m concerned there’s nothing that shouldn’t be attempted when it comes to the female asshole.

Which is why it pains me so much that I didn’t think of the greatest use for the female asshole — maybe ever.

I’m talking about Ass Smoothies. I’m talking about the new breed of porn slut affectionately known as a ‘Smoothie Girl.’

Picture this:

A hot slut open her asshole with a speculum and then pours the ingredients of her favorite smoothie directly into her gaping asshole. She then removes the speculum, stands up and jumps around creating a “blending effect” if you will. Then the slut squats over a glass and shits the now well mixed drink directly into a glass and drinks it.

If that’s not porn gold I don’t know what the fuck is! It ranks right up there with Girls Gone Wild as one of the all time great ideas.

I know I’ve posted shit from Ass Smoothie before, but every time I watch a new episode it causes me to get emotional and wax poetic on here — so bear with me.

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