The man behind Girls Gone Wild has finally tied the knot! Yep, Joe Francis is married. Believe it or not he married CBS News showbiz reporter Christina McLarty.

The adult moviemaker has enjoyed an on/off relationship with the CBS News showbiz reporter for four years and they sealed their romance by exchanging vows over the weekend, according to TMZ.com.

The pair married in a civil ceremony at Francis’ estate in Punta Mita, Mexico, in protest of U.S. laws banning gay marriage.

It all sounds good except for the part in bold. There’s nothing worse than phony fucking celebrity protests over gay marriage. Why can’t Joe just get married and shut the fuck up. Why does everything have to be political?

Protesting gay marriage by marrying in another country is gay.

She may be pregnant in the pics, but at least it’s something! Semi-naked pictures of Jessica Alba during her pregnancy have hit the web. The last one is the best, because you can actually see her naked tits.

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I want to give fair warning. This is possibly the hottest thing you’ve ever fucking seen. Watch hot ass Sasha Grey do an overseas stage show for fans. She drinks her own piss and then spits it at the crowd. I’m sorry, but that’s fucking awesome. I don’t really know what else to say. Enjoy!

By the way, before you get too excited this is from 2007. Don’t look for her to be drinking piss (at least in public) anytime soon. She’s gone mainstream!

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Fuck all the haters. Paris Hilton looks good. Paris Hilton has always looked good. I would fuck Paris Hilton any day and so would you. Here she is attempting to keep from falling out of her most revealing Halloween costume to date. How do you not love that?

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There’s no doubt that the Jersey Shore’s J-Woww is a rough broad. Nevertheless, she has a delightfully dirty, slutty, and highly fuckable look about her. Jenny is not the kind of bitch you bring home to meet your folks, but you can still have a blast rough fucking her once or twice a week.

Much to my chagrin (and the chagrin of many others) she recently turned down Playboy’s offer of $400K to pose naked. However, all is not lost. We can still rub one out to this picture of her in bikini bodypaint.

Jenna Jameson is heading to Broadway to play a part in the hit musical “Rock of Ages.”

Reports said that Jameson is in talks with the show producers for the role of Venus strip club owner, Justice, who performs the show-stopping Journey number “Any Way You Want It.”

"I’m meeting with the producers [today], and I just hope I have enough talent to carry the role," Jameson said. "We are talking about a run that would be anything from a month to three months, and it could start very soon."

Good luck to Jenna! We hope she gets the part.

Here are the controversial pictures of the kids from “Glee” in the latest issue of GQ

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You can put this down as one of the year’s dumbest moments. Katy Perry is going to marry ugly ass comedian Russell Brand this weekend. What’s worse, there’s no prenup.

Here’s what Russell said about it:

“Really, love between two people is the most spectacular and ordinary thing in the world.

“I want to make our wedding just about me and her loving each other and we’re getting married in front of our friends and family and keeping it normal.

“So it ain’t selling the pictures, ain’t doing no pre-nup. (But) it’s like a normal thing. It’s hard to make it normal because there’s this inflation of this toxic gas of celebrity billowing into it.”

Yeah, it wouldn’t be about a fucking prenup for me either if I was in his shoes. Why the fuck is Katy Perry not getting one anyway? Brand has some doe, but Katy is the one with the most earning potential. It’s a foregone conclusion that Russell is going to cheat on her, so she’s a fucking idiot not to  protect herself. I give them less than a year before they separate due to Russell fucking someone else.

Brand is famous in Britain for being the biggest man-whore in the country. Simon Cowell has admitted to sleeping with 2,000 women or something, but says even he’s no Russell Brand.

Katy and Russell have been dating for less than a year. This is going to be such a fucking train wreck.

Katy Perry had a plaster cast of her tits made and then donated it to charity. It was for breast cancer awareness week. Dude, that’s hot.

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I have to admit I’ve had a thing for Avril Lavigne pretty much since she first appeared on the scene. She’s a little bad ass. You could always tell she had a killer body hiding under all skater punk gear. As she’s gotten older she’s let more and more of that little body out.

Avril gets naked (not naked enough for me) in the newest issue of Maxim.

Here’s a behind the scenes video from the shoot:

Click over to BumpShack to see the pictures.