The newest anal adventure from the good folks at Jules Jordan Video is called “Elastic Assholes #8” and it was directed by Mike John.

I watched it over the weekend and thought I would give my no BS opinion on it. As a true connoisseur of all things anal sex, I know good anal porn when I see it.

As I’ve said before, I don’t give a shit about stupid sets, fancy costumes, and shitty music. What I care about is nasty anal fucking with extremely hot porn stars.

Instead of giving you a moment by moment account of each scene, I’m just gonna tell you what bitch is in each scene and whether or not the scene was hot.

Scene 1: Kristina Rose

I’m a fan of Kristina Rose. She’s definitely a bad ass looking bitch and I normally enjoy most of her scenes. She has an extremely fuckable ass and it definitely gets fucked in this scene.

Having said that, my only real complaint with the scene is a lack of gapes. There’s a couple of quick gapes from Kristina in this scene, but more a lot more ass gaping would have made the scene hotter.

Scene 2: Dia Zerva

I’ve never heard of this bitch before. She’s decent looking, but I wasn’t really feeling it. She wasn’t hot enough and overall the scene didn’t work for me.

Scene 3: Chayse Evans

Chayse Evans is a definite hottie. She has an ugly tattoo, but otherwise a banging body and a tight ass. The scene was pretty good overall, but for some reason it just didn’t do it for me.

Scene 4: Holly Fox

Holly is a decent looking. I thought she came across good in the scene and seemed to have good chemistry with the James Deen. Pretty good anal throughout, but Holly just doesn’t quite put me where I need to be.

Scene 5: Charlotte Vale

This was my favorite scene of the movie. I haven’t seen very many scenes with Charlotte Vale, but this scene made look for more of her. This bitch is just so damn sexy and you can tell she loves to fuck. Great anal throughout with excellent gaping action. I give this scene an A+

Scene 6: Lexi Love

I can’t really explain why, but I’ve never really liked Lexi Love. She’s a popular performer and a total anal slut, but she just doesn’t appeal to me all that much. Good anal fucking throughout the scene and decent gaping action as well. Lexi needs to shave her pussy hair off.

Final Thoughts:

This was an ok movie. If you’re not a serious consumer of porn, you’ll probably love it. For me however, I found it lacking. With the exception of Kristina Rose and Charlotte Vale, I think the rest of the female talent is average at best.

I also think Mike John could have upped the nastiness level a little bit. Not enough gaping or ass to mouth for me.

Instead of buying the entire movie, I would recommend watching only the scenes you want at House of Sodom VOD.

Here’s another excellent ass fucking clip from the good folks at Ass Traffic. I really can’t express how insane movies on Ass Traffic actually are , so just look for yourself…

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Some of you are gonna fucking hate yourself for loving this, but you need to stop acting like such a pussy and just enjoy it. This is an absolutely phenomenal clip of one of my favorite sluts in the business — Alicia Angel. She does some of the nastiest, filthiest, most fantastic things a whore could ever do.

If you don’t think this is hot — you may be playing for the “pink team”.

Hillary Scott is arguably one of the hardest sluts currently working today. Her ability to take a cock in the ass is nothing short of legendary. Which is why if you’re a fan of anal, dp’s, and ass to mouth then you just gotta love Hillary Scott.

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If you’ve been reading this site for any length of time, you know that we at House of Sodom have a very favorable opinion of ‘smoothie girls’ or those women enjoy making smoothies in their delightful little assholes.

So you can imagine our delight to discover that tight-bodied Jordan Blue had decided to become the newest ‘smoothie girl.’

Take a look…

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If you thought hell was hot, wait until you see Anal Hell. This is a brand new site with exclusive HD movies so sharp and crisp it should be illegal.

If tortured asses and tortured souls are your kind of thing then Anal Hell is most definitely the sight for you. However, if you still remain skeptical or are pretending to be skeptical in the hope that I will offer further proof, your in luck because I have some great movie clips for you to enjoy!

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As someone who is both an avid consumer of porn and makes a living from it, I frequently find myself in heated debates about who makes the best porn movies. Porn is one of those things that overwhelms the senses and clouds the judgment which can lead to an ever changing opinion about who the best porn director is.

So rather than enter into the same tired debate and in light of recent business decisions on the part of one company, I’m going to tell you who the best porn company is. When I say “best” I mean the company that consistently puts out the most hardcore shit, uses the best looking bitches, and has the highest quality in terms of production (no shaky cams, bad lighting, etc.).

That company is without a doubt Jules Jordan. On his own just in terms of awards, Jules Jordan has won more awards than any porn director in history. His anal scenes are legendary and his camera work is about as good as it gets, but now his company has gone even further.

Not only are the movies Jordan shoots himself incredible, but now his company distributes movies shot by Erik Everhard, Mike John, and others.

It had been a while since I had watched a Jules Jordan movie, but last night I watched a few of the latest movies he’s released as well as a few from 3 or 4 years ago. There’s just no comparison to any other porn company in existence.

Whether it’s Jules Jordan himself shooting the movie, Erik Everhard, or someone else, the camera work is absolutely phenomenal. Every single movie feautures the absolute biggest names in the business, not that euro trash so many porn companies are fond of using.

When I say biggest names, I mean people like Jenna Haze (Jules Jordan’s actual girlfriend), Gina Lynn, Hillary Scott, Amy Ried, Lela Star, Bree Olson, Aurora Snow, Cindy Crawford, Lanny Barbie, Courtney Cummz, Teagan Presley, Roxy Jezel, and about 1,000 others.

The bottom line is this, if you see a movie that carries the Jules Jordan logo at the top you can be certain your getting the highest quality product on the market.

As a reward for enduring my long winded speech, take a look at these galleries from Jules Jordan. I don’t think you’ll be disappointed.

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When it comes to anything goes ass fucking one porn slut stands out above the rest, and her name is Rebeca Linares. This 24-year old hottie hails from Spain and is one of the fastest rising stars in the business.

Her reputation for scorching anal scenes and monstrous gapes has quickly made her a favorite among porn fans. If you haven’t yet had the pleasure of watching Rebeca Linares become “airtight” (all holes filled) then you’ve been living a life of blissful ignorance up to this point.

This bitch can take the kind of brutal ass reaming that would render most people unable to sit ever again. So with all that said, take a look at her recently launched official site.

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If you have an ass fetish accompanied by a ravenous anal addiction then you’ll surely enjoy the creamy taste of an ass smoothie made by your favorite porn slut!

The newest smoothie girls:

Hannah West
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