October 19th, 2008 | |
Posted in Movies
Every once in a while something comes along in porn that just leaves you scratching your head wondering how the fuck you didn’t think of that.
Let’s keep it real, there’s hardly any new ideas to be had in porn. When you really think about it what have you not seen? The only thing I haven’t seen is shit I don’t wanna ever see — like trannies.
Some people like to whine and bitch about how porn is boring and they’re tired of seeing the same old shit.
I disagree with that completely. I never get tired of watching beautiful sluts get fucked in the ass. As far as I’m concerned there’s nothing that shouldn’t be attempted when it comes to the female asshole.
Which is why it pains me so much that I didn’t think of the greatest use for the female asshole — maybe ever.
I’m talking about Ass Smoothies. I’m talking about the new breed of porn slut affectionately known as a ‘Smoothie Girl.’
Picture this:
A hot slut open her asshole with a speculum and then pours the ingredients of her favorite smoothie directly into her gaping asshole. She then removes the speculum, stands up and jumps around creating a “blending effect” if you will. Then the slut squats over a glass and shits the now well mixed drink directly into a glass and drinks it.
If that’s not porn gold I don’t know what the fuck is! It ranks right up there with Girls Gone Wild as one of the all time great ideas.
I know I’ve posted shit from Ass Smoothie before, but every time I watch a new episode it causes me to get emotional and wax poetic on here — so bear with me.
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