Sallie Saxon better known as the “SouthPark Madam” has been released from prison after completing her two-year sentence.

Saxon was convicted of running the largest internet prostitution ring in America — meaning she was a bad ass bitch.

She had more than 500 clients that she charged an average of $700 an hour. She made more than $3 million before she got pinched.

What a shame that such a talented entrepreneur would be sent to prison. Saxon is the kind of woman any company would be lucky to have as an executive.

Obviously, I don’t know that for sure but it made for a good headline. According to RadarOnline by way of AdultFYI, Charlie Sheen’s freaky ass private life is about to go public — for like the 700th time.

Apparently, he and his new wife share their bed with a whole bevy of guys and gals.

It’s been alleged for years that boozie, cokie Sheen is a tranny fucker. His previous wife repeatedly made that allegation during their nasty public divorce.

This via Luke Ford:

Some of you may have noticed that Hanna Hilton has deleted both her twitter and myspace page and wondered what in the hell was going on. Well it turns out Hanna Hilton has taken a sudden and quite unexpected exit from the porno business. That of course would explain why she wasn’t anywhere to be found during Exxxotica NY with the other Vivid girls.

Technically she is still under contract with Vivid, so if she was to return it would be with Vivid but for now Hanna Hilton is out of the adult industry and enjoying a quiet life in her new home. Although LA Direct Models still has her listed on their page, reps from Vivid confirmed she has taken a leave of absence and has no idea when or if she plans on returning to the adult industry.

This is what often happens in the jizz biz. A girl can be everywhere one day, and retired the next day. That said, we wish Hannah the best in whatever new career she chooses.

Back in December of last year we told you about Roxy Jezel’s plan to leave porn and pursue a mainstream career. Since then, Roxy has been doing exactly that. As of now, Roxy’s transition is complete and she’s officially gone.

L.A. Direct who was representing Roxy has a letter up on their blog about it:

Roxy Jezel has now officially retired from the Adult Entertainment Industry and has moved on to pursue a some what normal life.

She’s now working in a job that she is happy with while doing school and a multitude of other things. Last time we spoke with Roxy, she was really excited to be going back to a normal life. For the past year she has been working on her exit.

One of Roxy’s highlights of her career was become a Club Jenna contract girl. She has won numerous awards including Jenna’s American Sex Star.

From everyone here at LA Direct Models, we wish to thank Roxy for all her hard work and efforts and wish you well in your future. You are always welcome to come and say hi!

“I had the best fucking years of my life in porn and im glad im leaving on a HIGH note!!” – Roxy Jezel

Roxy was one kick ass porn chick. We too wish Roxy all the best in her future endeavors.

Here’s a clip of Roxy at her finest:

(hat tip Fleshbot)

Shelley Lubben runs the Pink Cross Foundation which is a non-profit that reaches out to porn stars and helps them leave the industry if they want to. Shelley is an ex-porn star herself who quit the industry to become an activist against it.

A lot of people talk trash about Shelley, but I respect what she’s doing. She’s actually helped quite a few girls who were strung out on drugs and doing porn who would’ve likely ended up dead if not for her and Pink Cross.

This clip if from a speech she gave to the AIDS Healthcare foundation which is seeking to make condom use mandatory in porn movies. I happen to vehemently disagree with mandatory condom usage, because condoms ruin porn and because this is a free country.

Instead of mandatory condoms, AIM Healthcare should require performers to be tested for STDs every 14 days or every 7 days instead of every 30.

(hat tip Breitbart TV) 

This from AVN:

Grey Art Productions, the new adult studio owned by Sasha Grey, has signed an exclusive DVD distribution agreement with New Sensations/Digital Sin.

Grey Art’s The Birthday Party will be the first release through Digital Sin on Sept. 3.

“New Sensations is a perfect fit for Grey Art, as it gives us the liberty to manage our other revenue streams all in house, such as our company website, SashaGrey.com, and our broadcast arrangements with Spice continuously allowing us to maintain our brand identity," Grey said. "When we sat down with [president] Scott Taylor we were very lucky he understood why we wanted to take this approach, and he was very open to the idea.

NS/DS is a great company, but she should have gone with Evil Angel.

It’s been a while since we’ve heard from Max Hardcore since he was sent to the clink some months back. It seems he’s getting along fine however, according to a letter he wrote to Ray over at Porn Valley News.

Here’s the letter in full:

Hello Ray!

Sorry for the delay, my man, but when I checked into this joint, they wouldn’t let me bring in my planner, with all my numbers. So I hope that when these few words reach you, that they will find you in your usual good spirits, out and about with a fine-looking fox. I’m sorry to say that things could be better for me at the moment, as the daily drag of the Metropolitan Detention Center in downtown Los Angeles tends to take the fun and excitement part of life out of the equation. But I’m keeping my spirits up, because I know that I am NOT a criminal. I am a VICTIM of an ongoing criminal act. And through my suffering, others may be saved from the same sad fate.

Despite my conviction in Tampa, which is the real obscenity, not a single person had complained about my movies or websites beforehand. My trial was a sham to showcase the Bush Administration’s shameless strategy to suppress the adult entertainment industry, based upon the immoral principles promoted by Evangelical Christians, when they’re not actively eluding detection for their own illegal activities.

So I’m stoked to be going to present my case for appeal before the 11th Circuit Court with the help of my attorney, the 1st Amendment champion H. Louis Sirkin, in late October. We have some powerfully potent arguments for complete vindication of the baseless convictions, and are even attacking the very obscenity law itself, and hope to send it to the trash-heap of legal history once and for all where it belongs!

In the mean time, I’m making the most of what little I have up here, and my time away from family, friends, and career to improve myself and expand my already impressive encyclopedic knowledge. To that end, I’ve been not only reading but writing as well, and have been working out quite often, so I look and feel better than I have in years. I’m also taking this opportunity to kick the nasty habits of smoking and drinking, both of which are available here, which was something I was unable to do on the outside. Most importantly, I like to drive my Corvette real fucking fast, and you can’t do that nowadays after you’ve been drinking.

I’m currently incarcerated at the Metropolitan Detention Center, which is more like a jail than a federal prison. It’s primarily a temporary holding facility for pre-trial and pre-sentence inmates of the nearby federal courtrooms. But even in the shittiest of shitholes, they still need worker bees to keep the place running. That’s where my section comes in . We’re the designated care workers, and if you think that slavery is dead in America, think again. We start at 12 cents and hour for back-breaking work, and we’re rousted out of bed to do it at 5AM. Not that I mind getting up early, but to weld shut windows so other even less-fortunate inmates can’t look at the outside work is work beneath contempt.

I hope to be transferred down to Terminal Island, next to Long Beach, which is a way better facility than this one. They have a huge outside yard to walk around and exercise on, as well as a gym, library, and even a music room. I’ll keep you posted on that one.

That’s all for now my friend. I hope that you and yours are weathering the economic collapse of corporate America as best you can, and keeping a positive attitude about it, even though you’re not likely to see any benefit whatsoever from the billions being doled-out to the billionaires. At least you’ve got much better access to all the bitchin’ babes in the porn industry. Take it sleazy, Ray!

Your ‘inside’ man,

Max Hardcore,
AKA Paul F. Little

PS: Don’t forget to tell your readers about my new websites: www.MaxHardcoreTV.com and www.HardcoreMax.com

They both kick ass and fuck ass!  Later.

I think the plug for his new websites is an especially nice touch, don’t you? Especially, since the Department of Justice still has their ugly message up on his old site.

(hat tip Luke Is Back)

This would certainly kill your wood:

According to a report in the La Crosse Tribune Rachel Ferrara, 23, found her boyfriend, 24, inside her home where he was pleasuring himself to an adult movie. The couple argued and Ferrara accused the man of being a “(expletive) cheater,” reports stated. Ferrara allegedly punched him twice in the abdomen and kicked him in the groin, police said.

Ferrara then backed the man into the kitchen, where she grabbed a 5-inch serrated knife and slashed his arms before stabbing him in the abdomen, according to reports.

I could be wrong, but I would bet this wasn’t the first time that crazy bitch flew off the handle. You can’t date these kind of head cases, because sooner or later something like this happens.

Ouch.

If the wife, girlfriend, or even “gumar” has been begging you for a dildo, but you’re just a big pussy and don’t want her to have one, I have a compromise that just may save your relationship!

Adult novelty site Privacy Toys is selling do-it-yourself penis molds for making dildos, vibrators, and even candles molded from your own penis.

The appropriately named “Clone-A-Willy” kit is designed by a doctor and comes with everything you need:

Designed by a Doctor, it’s a complete kit that perfectly copies a man’s own penis in super realistic rubber. Each kit comes with easy to follow instructions and includes everything necessary to produce an EXACT rubber copy of any penis! Your finished dildo is made from a proprietary skin-like substance that is not latex or silicone, but a completely safe, non porous rubber material that is hypoallergenic & non-toxic. It’s currently being used throughout Hollywood to create incredibly lifelike masks & special effects. Unlike silicone, it WILL NOT break down when used with water-based OR silicone-based lubricants.

So there you have it! Your old lady can finally have the toy she’s been wanting and you’ll have the satisfaction of seeing your manhood memorialized like some kind of phallic shrine.

As you’ve probably heard, there’s an AIDS scare sweeping through the adult industry right now. For the first time since 2005, a performer tested positive for HIV.

I don’t know who patient zero is, but AIM Health Care does and she’s been taken out of circulation along with everyone she worked with since testing positive.

The handful of people this bitch worked with are under quarantine until such time as they successfully test negative on three tests in a row — with 3 weeks in between each test I think.

Hopefully, no one besides patient zero was in infected, but it remains to be seen.

Anyway, one of the people under quarantine is male performer Seth Dickens. Dickens is a veteran of the industry and a hell of a nice guy I’m told.

He spoke to Gram Ponante about the situation in the hopes of squashing rumors and setting the record straight.

Here’s what he said:

I know everyone is scared with this HIV incident, and I know my name has been in the middle of this mess, so I would like to take a minute to tell my side of the story. Before I do, I want to say I love this industry, and I wouldn’t do anything to harm it.
I have been under quarantine since AIM informed me of patient zero status. I have honored this quarantine and will continue to honor it until released by AIM.

Thankfully, I have successfully gone through my second round of testing. This has been a very difficult and scary situation for me.

I worked with patient zero on May 20th. She had a valid AIM test that expired on May 29th. I also verified her test on line before shooting that day. I have tested negative for HIV in two series of tests on June 8th and also June 22nd. I will gladly and voluntarily remain on quarantine until receiving my next negative test results on July 6th just like everyone else in my situation.

I just want to be clear, I NEVER work unless I – and my partner – have a current valid AIM test. For anyone that thinks I am calling around to work as talent; that is not true. The truth is, I am working as a production manager in order to pay the bills; that’s why I call around.

I’m really sorry this happened to the industry, and I know it sucks, but it’s not my fault. I’ve always had a good name in this business, I would like to keep it that way. I am hoping this clarifies my involvement in this whole mess, because I have nothing to hide. I want to thank AIM for their help and I look forward to getting back to work. Thank you for your time and consideration.

-Seth Dickens

That’s got to be some scary shit to deal with. Obviously, we wish Seth all the best and hope he comes out of this thing alright.

As ugly as these periodic AIDS breakouts are, they’re actually pretty damn rare in the industry now.

The industry took it upon itself to institute a rigorous testing regime that all performers abide by. However, as with anything it’s not 100% perfect and every few years something like this happens.

The outbreak in 2005 was caused by male performer Darren James. He caught it in Brazil if I recall correctly.

It’s foolish for people to go overseas and fuck in countries that don’t have the kind of testing regimes that we do.

Another reckless and frankly disgusting behavior that porn producer Donny Long has been quite outspoken about is the issue of gay performers bringing their diseases into straight porn.

Since the gay industry doesn’t do AIDS testing, they should keep their diseases over there.

Unfortunately, many irresponsible directors think nothing of risking the lives of straight female talent by pairing them with gays and tranny fuckers.

The women in the industry need to take responsibility for their lives and refuse to work with gay dudes and/or tranny fuckers.

Say NO to tranny fuckers — is that really so hard?