My disdain for porn parodies has been made clear on this website time and again. However, the newest one from Hustler I find particularly repugnant.

“This Ain’t Avatar XXX 3D” from Hustler takes perfectly good looking porn stars and turns them into hideous looking blue creatures that fuck. Having said that, the make-up and effects are pretty fucking impressive for porno. They really do look like the creatures from Avatar. It must have taken hours in the make-up chair to get them to look like that. So I certainly salute the people who made the movie possible, but I just don’t find it sexy or arousing in any way.

Do you really want to see these things fuck?

Whatever floats your boat, but I just don’t get it.

Russia really does have some of the most amazing girls in the fucking world. The sheer number of incredibly hot porn stars from Russia and the former Soviet Republics is stunning. Anyway, one of the sexiest little sluts from Russia is Sasha Rose. This girl is young, tiny, and dirty as hell. She’s like a human fucking pin cushion. She weighs like 90 pounds and takes double anal poundings like a fucking champ. If you haven’t seen this girl in action you’re missing out.

Sasha recently launched her official website at SashaRose.com which I highly recommend you check out.

Here’s a little taste of Sasha doing her thing:

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Here’s another one just so you understand, and one more for the road.

I don’t know where the fuck I’ve been, but I only discovered this website very recently. It’s called No Rest For The Ass and it has some of the best anal content I’ve come across.

It’s features mostly girls from Eastern Europe and elsewhere, but nearly all of them are young and hot. We all know how fucking insane European porno chicks are and these definitely don’t disappoint. I’m talking massive gaping, double and even triple anal! Yeah, three dicks in the ass at the same time is possible believe it or not.

I don’t know how European sluts can gape their asses so wide. Even American gape queen Bobbi Starr can’t understand it. She thinks it has something to do with the kind of lube they use.

All I know is if you want some seriously hard and nasty anal sex you need to check out No Rest For The Ass. It turns out that the site is part of an extreme network of sites that includes amazing ass fisting content and other goodies. After I check out those sites I’ll post something about them.

Here’s a chick named Polie that I found particularly delightful last night. It’s amazing what such a tiny girl’s asshole is capable of. Am I right?

See more at NoRestForTheAss.com

I take no issue with people who simply dislike pornography. Whether that be for moral or religious reasons or it’s just not their thing, it doesn’t matter to me. People who don’t like it shouldn’t have to watch it and I no interest in making them do so.

However, what I do take issue with is phony left-wing hypocrites. If you recall, it was leftist women who pushed the so-called “feminist” movement. They demanded equal pay, equal status, equality across the board. Feminists wanted women to have the freedom to do whatever they wanted. Whether it was killing their babies inside the womb or going to work instead of being a housewife, they wanted women to be free.

Fast forward to 2010 and what are women? They’re free. Women can do anything they want. Some women have chosen to use this freedom to pursue careers in the adult entertainment industry. Some are strippers and some are porn stars and some are both.

That’s where Gail Dines comes in. Gail is a self-described “progressive” and “feminist” meaning she’s a hardcore Pinko leftist. Oddly enough, Gail is also an anti-porn crusader. She gives lectures around the country in which she rails against the porn industry and decries the objectification of women.

Gail is now pimping a brand new book she wrote called Pornland: How Porn Has Hijacked Our Sexuality and you can read a review of it at The American Spectator.

As an ardent leftist Gail folds herself into a pretzel trying to explain how being an ardent leftist feminist and being against women having the choice to do porn can co-exist. She pretty much makes a moral argument against porn, but because she’s a radical leftist she can’t bring herself to call it that. Her argument is nearly identical to that of religious conservatives, but she doesn’t have the balls to admit it. Instead, she wraps her argument in silly academic gender studies rhetoric.

The truth is that deep in Gail’s gut she feels that pornography is wrong. Her politics tell her women should have choices and freedom, but her conscience is telling her that porn is wrong.

People on the hard left live in a fantasy world of moral relativism. They view the imposition of morality on a society as a kind of imprisonment. They don’t want some church telling them they can’t have an abortion or anything else. There is no good and evil in their world but instead a gray area.

As Nathan Harden points out in his review of Gail’s book, feminism itself is at least 50% responsible for the porn industry.

Feminists are now living in the “anything goes” society they helped to create and suddenly not liking the view. It’s as ironic as it is hypocritical.

I just wish Gail Dines would admit that the feminist dogma she’s been spewing for decades has some flaws in it. It would also be sweet if she would admit the so-called “gender studies” she’s been brainwashing college kids with for years is complete bullshit.

She’s right that most porn today is aggressive and focuses on humiliation and degradation of women. I agree that some of it is violent and unseemly. I agree that porn is getting more and more extreme. Fortunately, no one is forcing women into the porn industry. If a woman doesn’t want to be throat fucked and ass fucked by 5 black men on camera she doesn’t have to be.

Women have the freedom to make porn. Other people have the freedom to criticize it. Gail has the freedom to play both sides and write books. I have the freedom to call Gail a hypocrite and continue watching porn.

If you want an insider’s view of the porn industry then you need to read Bad Ass Frank’s long anticipated tome called Pimpin Ain’t Easy. Frank doesn’t hold anything back. He tells some hilarious stories — and quite a few disturbing ones.

When I say he doesn’t hold anything back, I’m not bullshitting you. He fucking names names and throws people under the bus at will.

Here’s the book description from Amazon — I think it’s pretty accurate.

SEX SELLS. BUT WHO GETS THE COMMISSION? "As a porn agent, I did. Plus I got the girls, sixty inch flat screen TV’s, the girls, acid reflux, soul crushing guilt, the girls, anxiety, Chlamydia, two girls at a time, a beach pad, more girls, depression, a few good friends, hilarious stories and, quite possibly, redemption." Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy is the tale of how Frank Prather, a blogger and internet radio host, went from being on the cusp of a career as a television comedy writer, to owning a talent agency for pornstars, to coming full circle back to the mainstream entertainment business. The story chronicles his three years in the adult industry, his relationships with the girls, and the daily internal struggle with his own morality. Plus it details an intimate look at the lives, personalities, and psychologies of his clients, who eventually came to be his friends. From the year that he simultaneously dated two pornstars, one bi-polar and the other a paranoid schizophrenic, to a threesome gone horribly awry, to his tutorial on the most common types of scenes, to his scathing dissertation on porn agents and STD testing, you’ll be be horrified and disturbed while at the same time laughing harder than you ever have before. This is the book that finally unleashes and discloses the reality of what the adult industry is really like, the good, the bad, and the hideously ugly truth. Prather lays it all on the line in this part memoir, part insiders guide/expose, tearing back the curtain with an unparalleled level of brutal honesty and embarrassing personal stories. One things for sure, by the end everyone will agree…Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy.

If you still don’t believe me, well fuck you then! Just playing. Frank is letting people download the first four chapters for free on his blog to see for themselves how good the book is. Try before you buy bitches.

(hat tip Luke Is Back)

I’ve said if before and I’ll say it again, Fresh Outta High School is one of the best teen sites on the web. It’s one of the few “teen” sites that doesn’t have a bunch of phony 25-year olds pretending to be 18. The bitches on this site really are fresh out of high school, and let’s be honest — it doesn’t get much better than that.

Here’s a little taste:

Shayne Ryder

Ruby Ryder

Mina Lee

Lana Violet

Kim Capri

Katie Michaels

Get more @ FreshOutOfHighSchool.com

As I’ve said before on this site, I wasn’t always a fan of throat fucking. It was before I got into the online jizz biz and didn’t actually know any porn stars. I naively thought the girls were being brutalized against their will. Ha! I was a dumb motherfucker. Today, I know better.

A lot of these bitches like getting their skull fucked and frankly, I like watching it. Watching a beautiful porn star take a 12 inch cock balls deep down her throat is almost a religious experience it’s so fucking great.

I don’t know why, but every time I see a still photo of a porn star deep throating a cock I always imagine what their dad would say if he say that picture. I love those pictures and I have no idea why I always think that — but I fucking do.

Honestly, wouldn’t this be the worst possible picture you could ever see of your daughter?

Anyway, I didn’t mean to get off the subject. The point of all this rambling was to tell you that Throated is maybe the best face fucking site on the web. They offer their saliva and tear filled raunch in HD which makes all the difference in the world. They also have all the best sluts. Throated has been around for a while, but I was checking out some of their content last night and was majorly impressed. I guess I just forgot how bad ass their shit was.

Here’s a few galleries from Throated:

Charley Chase
Chastity Lynn
Jayna Oso
Ally Ann
London Keyes
Aurora Snow

See a lot more @ Throated.com

I’m not sure I exactly get the premise of this site, but I like what they’re doing. Incredibly hot barely legal teens getting fucked in every hole while sucking on lolipops (among other things) and it’s in HD. Sound good? Well, it is good and it’s called Lolipop Teenies.

See more at LoliPopTeenies.com

Take a look at this brand new site that launched this week. It’s hi-definition girl on girl fucking at its very finest! It’s called HotAndMean.com and it’s part of the Brazzers network.

Whenever Brazzers launches a new website you already know that whatever kind of porn it is — the quality will be second to none.

After taking a look at HotAndMean.com this afternoon, I can confirm that it’s as good as I thought it would be.

Like the other Brazzers sites, all the movies on HotAndMean are available in standard definition, HD720, and HD1080P resolutions. Honestly, the standard definition is about the highest standard def you’ll find anywhere.

It’s flawless DVD quality. the 720 and 1080 Blu-ray is so fucking sharp it defies belief. A single 1080P clip when you download it is like 3.5 GB in size, so we’re talking unprecedented clarity here people.

The movies are smoking hot too. All the best porn stars doing what they do best — fucking. Every movie pairs off a couple of grade A porn stars who proceed to stick tongues, toys, and other objects into each others holes.

Here are a few goodies to wet your whistle…

Pics:

Jayden and Taylor

Sammie Rhodes and Madelyn Marie

Liv Tyler and Nikki Benz

Shyla Stylez and Zoe Britton

Vids:

Avy and Puma

Julia and Katie

Madelyn and Sammie

Lexi and Nikki

The newest anal adventure from the good folks at Jules Jordan Video is called “Elastic Assholes #8” and it was directed by Mike John.

I watched it over the weekend and thought I would give my no BS opinion on it. As a true connoisseur of all things anal sex, I know good anal porn when I see it.

As I’ve said before, I don’t give a shit about stupid sets, fancy costumes, and shitty music. What I care about is nasty anal fucking with extremely hot porn stars.

Instead of giving you a moment by moment account of each scene, I’m just gonna tell you what bitch is in each scene and whether or not the scene was hot.

Scene 1: Kristina Rose

I’m a fan of Kristina Rose. She’s definitely a bad ass looking bitch and I normally enjoy most of her scenes. She has an extremely fuckable ass and it definitely gets fucked in this scene.

Having said that, my only real complaint with the scene is a lack of gapes. There’s a couple of quick gapes from Kristina in this scene, but more a lot more ass gaping would have made the scene hotter.

Scene 2: Dia Zerva

I’ve never heard of this bitch before. She’s decent looking, but I wasn’t really feeling it. She wasn’t hot enough and overall the scene didn’t work for me.

Scene 3: Chayse Evans

Chayse Evans is a definite hottie. She has an ugly tattoo, but otherwise a banging body and a tight ass. The scene was pretty good overall, but for some reason it just didn’t do it for me.

Scene 4: Holly Fox

Holly is a decent looking. I thought she came across good in the scene and seemed to have good chemistry with the James Deen. Pretty good anal throughout, but Holly just doesn’t quite put me where I need to be.

Scene 5: Charlotte Vale

This was my favorite scene of the movie. I haven’t seen very many scenes with Charlotte Vale, but this scene made look for more of her. This bitch is just so damn sexy and you can tell she loves to fuck. Great anal throughout with excellent gaping action. I give this scene an A+

Scene 6: Lexi Love

I can’t really explain why, but I’ve never really liked Lexi Love. She’s a popular performer and a total anal slut, but she just doesn’t appeal to me all that much. Good anal fucking throughout the scene and decent gaping action as well. Lexi needs to shave her pussy hair off.

Final Thoughts:

This was an ok movie. If you’re not a serious consumer of porn, you’ll probably love it. For me however, I found it lacking. With the exception of Kristina Rose and Charlotte Vale, I think the rest of the female talent is average at best.

I also think Mike John could have upped the nastiness level a little bit. Not enough gaping or ass to mouth for me.

Instead of buying the entire movie, I would recommend watching only the scenes you want at House of Sodom VOD.