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Brazzers Pass: A Shit Load High-Quality Porn

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It may seem like I mention the porn company Brazzers a lot around here, but it’s for good reason. You can’t say you want real talk when it comes to porn sites and then get pissed off when I give it.

So get off your high horse and listen up! You can find so-called porn “mega-sites” all over the Internet these days. A mega-site is one that offers you a large number of sites free if you sign up for just one. They often advertise that if you sign-up for a particular site you get access to 20 or 30 other sites completely free.

They’re usually not lying about that, and you really will get access to all those sites for free but the problem is the content. As I’m sure you’ve probably discovered, many of these mega-sites all offer the exact same movies and usually 3 or 4 year old movies at that!

It’s cheaper for a website to purchase in bulk 3 or 4 year old DVD’s from porn companies which they then transfer to a computer, cut into scenes, and then upload to their website. The problem is that damn near every website buys the same fucking DVD’s because they’re cheap and the online consumer is stuck with a bunch of old ass jerk material.

That’s where Brazzers Pass comes in! The reason I’m so fond of Brazzers is because they’re one of the few porn sites that actually shoot their own movies instead of buying the same old shit.

Furthermore, they don’t sell their shit off like other companies which means that everything you watch on Brazzers is totally exclusive and won’t be found on any other site. So as crazy as it sounds you actually get what you pay for when you join Brazzers.

The final thing that sets Brazzers apart from the rest are the porn stars they use. Even if you are lucky enough to find a mega-site with original content, the company is too fucking cheap to use the top porn stars that everyone knows and loves.

Rather than use the big name starlets, they use a bunch of euro skanks that can’t speak a lick of English but cost a fraction of their American superstar counterparts.

You don’t have to worry about that shit at Brazzers. The only thing you need to be concerned with is going blind from jerking it to the hottest porn star on the planet getting fucked in every orifice.

I’m sure this long winded speech has you close to slitting your wrists, but fear not because I’m gonna shut the fuck up now and let you look at some galleries.

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Brooke Belle
Lorena Sanchez
Rhylee Richards
Trina Michaels
Rachel Roxxx
Nadia Styles
Mariah Milano
Britney Stevens
Alexis Texas/Brianna Love
Lichelle Marie/Nikki Benz
Rebeca Linares
Jenny Hendrix
Eva Angelina
Carmella Bing

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Jules Jordan: The True King Of Porn

April 2nd, 2008 | No Comments | Posted in Anal, Hardcore, Mega Site, Movies, Multi-Niche, Pictures

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As someone who is both an avid consumer of porn and makes a living from it, I frequently find myself in heated debates about who makes the best porn movies. Porn is one of those things that overwhelms the senses and clouds the judgment which can lead to an ever changing opinion about who the best porn director is.

So rather than enter into the same tired debate and in light of recent business decisions on the part of one company, I’m going to tell you who the best porn company is. When I say “best” I mean the company that consistently puts out the most hardcore shit, uses the best looking bitches, and has the highest quality in terms of production (no shaky cams, bad lighting, etc.).

That company is without a doubt Jules Jordan. On his own just in terms of awards, Jules Jordan has won more awards than any porn director in history. His anal scenes are legendary and his camera work is about as good as it gets, but now his company has gone even further.

Not only are the movies Jordan shoots himself incredible, but now his company distributes movies shot by Erik Everhard, Mike John, and others.

It had been a while since I had watched a Jules Jordan movie, but last night I watched a few of the latest movies he’s released as well as a few from 3 or 4 years ago. There’s just no comparison to any other porn company in existence.

Whether it’s Jules Jordan himself shooting the movie, Erik Everhard, or someone else, the camera work is absolutely phenomenal. Every single movie feautures the absolute biggest names in the business, not that euro trash so many porn companies are fond of using.

When I say biggest names, I mean people like Jenna Haze (Jules Jordan’s actual girlfriend), Gina Lynn, Hillary Scott, Amy Ried, Lela Star, Bree Olson, Aurora Snow, Cindy Crawford, Lanny Barbie, Courtney Cummz, Teagan Presley, Roxy Jezel, and about 1,000 others.

The bottom line is this, if you see a movie that carries the Jules Jordan logo at the top you can be certain your getting the highest quality product on the market.

As a reward for enduring my long winded speech, take a look at these galleries from Jules Jordan. I don’t think you’ll be disappointed.

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All Premium Pass: A Ridiculous Amount Of Porn

March 15th, 2008 | No Comments | Posted in Mega Site, Movies, Multi-Niche, Pictures, Pornstars

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Many people (myself included) sometimes like a variety of porn and hate to buy a subscription to a porn site that only offers one kind of porn. The answer to this unfortunate problem just happens to be a site called All Premium Pass.

No matter what your particular perversion the chances are very good that All Premium Pass will have something for you. One pass gives you access to 26 full sites which gives you a total of 3,032 full length movies with new ones being added daily!

Whether you like Asians, interracial, milfs, teens, midgets, cartoons, or even dudes, this fucking site has got you covered.

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