I’m sorry but you have to be one dumbass bitch to get G cup tits. Using nothing more than basic logic one could deduce that tits of that size are likely to impede basic activities that humans typically engage in. The fact that her recently deceased plastic surgeon to the stars would even agree to put tits that big in her speaks to a lack of ethics on his part.
Heidi tells Life & Style magazine that her decision to have 12 plastic surgery procedures including the G cup cartoon fun bags was a mistake. She’s discovered that her quality of life has been significantly degraded due to her massive tits. She can only wear custom made shirts and can no longer work out.
"I’m desperate to go back to normal," she confides to Life & Style. "I’m downgrading and going a little smaller, to a D or a double D."
More than nine months after she went under the knife on Nov. 20, Heidi says she is still in severe pain and her body has not gotten used to the over the top boob job. "I have major anxiety about it. I was taking painkillers but they weren’t working so I stopped. It hurt either way,"
Besides being unable to hug her four dogs or wear anything but custom-made clothing, "I’m obsessed with fitness but it’s impossible to work out with these boobs," she says. "It’s heartbreaking. I can’t live an everyday life."
Again, what a fucking idiot. Did she really not consider the clothing situation? Her doctor didn’t caution her about the radical change of life tits of that size would cause? Her plastic surgeon was always on Opera and was known for working on many high-profile celebrities. The guy clearly had no ethics and was basically a fame whore with a medical license.
In an odd bit of irony the doctor died in a car accident last week.
Fortunately, the tits shouldn’t be difficult to reduce. A good plastic surgeon can swap them out for smaller ones. I’m betting she has two in each tit to get them that large. Think about how much the skin on your chest has to stretch to accommodate tits that big.
I can’t fucking take it when pretty girls go nuts and radically change their entire appearance through plastic surgery. A good plastic surgeon recognizes the mental health issues at the heart of crazy shit like this and doesn’t do the surgery.
What a dummy.
[hat tip Evil Beet]
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