One thing I can’t fucking take are these porn spoof movies. It’s to the point now where every Hollywood movie that comes out has a damn porn spoof the very next month. The latest porn spoof is Alice which spoof’s Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland remake.
I’m sure if porn spoofs and feature movies are your thing, Alice is a fine film. I’m not hating on the cast or the studio I’m just hating on the niche in general. It seems like such a waste of time to me. Granted, I don’t care to see Hollywood’s Alice either but that’s not the point. Even if I did why would I want to see a porn spoof of it?
Call me old fashioned, call me boring, or just call me a prick, but I think gonzo porn is where it’s at. Fuck the shitty acting, fuck the costumes, fuck the elaborate sets and smoke machines, and fuck all the bullshit.
All you need to make a good porn is a bad ass looking girl (or 2 or 3), a guy who’s not nasty looking (meaning NOT Brian Surewood), and a couch. The girl should show off for the camera for a few minutes and then get fucked. It’s simple, it’s cheap, and it works.
I realize they keep making porn spoofs because they sell well so I don’t blame them. I just don’t get why they sell so well.
Here’s the trailer for Alice:
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