The whole “green” movement is way over the top. I don’t buy into the global warming crap anyway, but now everything has to be “green”. Being “green” is good. This eco-crap is now making its way into our fucking bedrooms and I’m not having it.
Being “green” makes me see red. If you’re the kind of tool who only buys “green” sex toys that are good for the planet — you should be shot.
Buy whatever sex toy you fucking like and don’t worry about how fucking “green” it is. If you’re worried about your “carbon footprint” when you’re banging your old lady just give it up. You’re a total douche and shouldn’t be fucking anyone. We don’t need people like you to reproduce.
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