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Spend Halloween With Jenny Hendrix

October 30th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Pictures, Video

Can you think of anything better than spending Halloween with a hot fucking porn star? I sure as hell can’t. Moreover, what if that porn star was Jenny Hendrix? For me, it just doesn’t get much better than that. Take a look at these awesome pictures of Jenny Hendrix dressed as a slutty nurse and sucking some major man meat.

That’s not all…there’s also this one. Also, some movie clips here and here.

See more Jenny Hendrix @ OnlyTeenBlowJobs.com

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Madison Ivy Masturbates At Jizz Bomb

October 28th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Video

Here’s a nice clip of super-hottie Madison Ivy masturbating and sucking wang at Jizz Bomb. Madison is probably my favorite porn star right now. She’s less than 5 ft. tall and weighs like 89 lbs. How do you not love that?

See more @ Jizz Bomb

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‘Green’ Sex Toys Are Gay

October 28th, 2009 | 2 Comments | Posted in Porn News

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The whole “green” movement is way over the top. I don’t buy into the global warming crap anyway, but now everything has to be “green”. Being “green” is good. This eco-crap is now making its way into our fucking bedrooms and I’m not having it.

Being “green” makes me see red. If you’re the kind of tool who only buys “green” sex toys that are good for the planet — you should be shot.

Buy whatever sex toy you fucking like and don’t worry about how fucking “green” it is. If you’re worried about your “carbon footprint” when you’re banging your old lady just give it up. You’re a total douche and shouldn’t be fucking anyone. We don’t need people like you to reproduce.

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Genesis Magazine Releases 11th Annual ‘Porn’s Hot 100’ Issue

October 22nd, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Porn News

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Genesis Magazine has released their 11th annual “Porn’s Hot 100” list for 2010.

Here are the top 10:

1. Sasha Grey

2. Jenna Haze

3. Jesse Jane

4. Tera Patrick

5. Stormy Daniels

6. Bree Olson

7. Briana Banks

8. Belladonna

9. Joanna Angel

10. Gianna Michaels

(hat tip Darrah Ford)

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Tera And Evan Divorcing Because Evan Won’t Quit Fucking The Help

October 22nd, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Porn News

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Darrah Ford has an interesting take on the pending divorce of long time couple Tera Patrick and Evan Seinfeld. Apparently, Evan would rather fuck the help than his wife. The “help” being Tera’s new contract girl Lupe Fuentes. Stay classy, Evan.

As Darrah points out, Evan had a pretty good gig going with Tera Patrick. They’ve been married for 7 years and she let him bang all the porn stars he wanted for their movies. He even has his own porn site called RockStarPimp.

So, it seems a little short sited and frankly a little dumb to throw away such a cushy arrangement for some flash in the pan porn skank, who probably won’t even be in the business this time next year. Moreover, the bitch is probably just a gold digger.

Also, Lupe isn’t even that hot. On a scale of 1-10 I give her a 5 tops.

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Watch Kristina Rose Get Worked Over

October 20th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Video

Watch Kristina Rose get worked over by Manuel Ferrara:

Get this and a whole lot more @ ZTOD.com

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Joe Francis Says He Didn’t Punch Playmate Jayde Nicole

October 15th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Porn News, Video

I’ve tended to be a fairly vocal defender of Joe Francis over the years. As a businessman I can’t help but admire Joe’s genius for starting Girls Gone Wild. It was an amazingly simple idea that has earned Joe hundreds of millions of dollars.

That said, I can’t defend him on this one. In case you didn’t hear, Joe was thrown out of a club a couple of weeks ago after allegedly punching former Playboy model Jayde Nicole. Nicole says she poured a drink on Francis when he wouldn’t stop hitting on her friend.

Here’s Jayde Nicole:

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Obviously, it’s bullshit to pour drinks on people, but Jayde claims Joe responded by punching her in the face and kicking her.

I was skeptical of this claim initially, but now the surveillance tape is out and it’s pretty damning. Whether or not Jayde poured a drink on Joe is irrelevant at this point. What matters is how Joe reacted.

First of all, Joe denies the whole thing. He says Jayde poured a drink on him, and all he did in response was pull her hair.

Joe tells us he was hanging out with the General Manager for Guys and Dolls when Jayde Nicole pushed him from behind and poured a drink on him.
Joe says he turned around and pulled her hair in reaction to the attack. Francis says this is the only contact he made with Jayde…

Suffice it to say, hair pulling is a pussy move for a guy to use on a girl (assuming no sex is involved of course).

With Joe’s denial in mind, take a look at this video


Joe Francis Attacks Jayde Nicole Security Tape – Watch more Funny Videos

He straight jacked her in that video. She looked like a fucking rag doll. Where I come from, treating a woman like that (any woman) is a good way to get yourself hurt real bad.

Joe is a pussy motherfucker for beating up a woman (an extremely hot playboy model woman).

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Jenna Jameson’s Husband Has Twitter Drama

October 8th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Porn News

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Luke Is Back has interesting story up today about some recent Twitter drama involving Jenna Jameson and her UFC fighter husband Tito Ortiz.

Apparently, a dude Tito is supposed to fight soon has a torn muscle and was forced to pull out of the fight. When Tito heard the news he took to Twitter and said the guy was just a scared sissy. Honestly, it’s the kind of back and forth you always hear between fighters.

However, the guy’s manager was furious at Ortiz calling his fighter a sissy and responded with this:

The only thing Coleman is afraid of when it comes to Tito is contracting swine flu from that dirty ass d-bag. We all know where he lays his head down at night. Tito wants to get personal with a legend? OK, let’s get personal – we can all go to our porn collections and watch what Tito sleeps with night after night.”

Where I come from (or where anyone comes from) those are some pretty serious words. Deadly serious words in fact. Attacking a man’s wife like that is beyond outrageous. I hope Tito knocks this asshole’s teeth out when they eventually do fight — and after this, I assure you they’ll fight.

To her credit, Jenna herself fired back:

i am sad to see that Mark Coleman must rely on his mouthpiece to do his cleanup work for dropping out…

He feels that taking personal stabs at my character, will help him get a payday with Tito

Lets keep it in the octagon, Coleman…. shall we?

I chuckle at the fact that Titos opponents are so desperate, that they need to say terrible things about me… go ice you knee, mark

Its a sad day in MMA, when a fighter and his "manager" attacks a new mommy in order to get attention. – wish him luck with rehab…

lol… just reading "whatever his name is’s" apology to me… lol! someone needs attention!

i think all fighters should focus on the fight they are participating in.. what do – have to do with it? Tito can say what he wants!

Pretty sweet comeback. Which made the manager dude look like an even bigger prick. Predictably, the guy issued an apology (likely at his fighters request).

…“When I said what I said, I was very emotional. It was me responding without thinking, and that’s not really my style,” the businessman said. “Where that came from was, I have been a friend of Mark Coleman for over 20 years, we were in college together, and I just jumped right in to defend him. I feel he deserves a lot of respect for his achievements in this sport and I feel he does not always get the respect that he deserves.” “But in retrospect I should not have made those comments. It is not my style to talk about another man’s wife like that and it is not something that we want associated with Mark Coleman. Those comments were mine and not Mark’s but it is still not the kind of thing this sport is about. “The sport should be about two athletes competing against each other and showing respect to each other. I acted emotionally, not rationally, and it was not really appropriate as Mark’s associate, as a manager and as a fan of the sport.”…

I think he can take his apology and shove it up his ass.

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Sex With The Ice Cream Man

October 7th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Pictures, Video

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It’s been a while since I posted anything from this site. But since I’ve recently come into possession of some new galleries from Ice Cream Bang Bang — I thought I’d share!

There are some amazing looking bitches on Ice Cream Bang Bang for sure. Hot sluts banging a creepy dude in an ice cream truck I’m not so sure about, but the site still rocks.

Here are some goodies:

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Gallery 3

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Annette Schwarz Compares Porn Boys To Normal Boys

October 6th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Porn News

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From Annette’s blog:

Often people ask me, “can a normal guy still be able to satisfy you?”. And I am always so surprised by this question, cause the answer is yes of course and much more better than a porn boy.

First of all, I can’t stand most of the porn boys, they are so full of themselves, dont know how to seduce a girl, they think it works like in porn, you get pussy like you order a beer.
Sorry in real life, you need to have most of the time a interesting conversation first, make yourself interesting, thats the truth!

Porn guys are usually worst than every girl – you need to tell them non stop how good they look, that they’re the best! If you don’t say stuff like this, they’ll tell themselves – that’s even more embarrassing

I could never be with a porn guy in real life – sure they fuck good, but normal guys do it, too. Sure, they have big cocks, but normal guys can have big cocks too!
Sorry I am writing all the time normal guys, I better mean guys which not do porn. I love that normal guys know how to treat a woman how to talk about something besides what kind of workout they do!

That means there’s still hope for every normal guy out there. You don’t have to be a professional cocksman to land a hottie like Annette Schwarz.

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Video: Nikki Benz Appears On Fox Sports

October 6th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Porn News, Video

Here’s the always sexy Nikki Benz appearing in a recent Fox Sports promo:

<a href="http://video.msn.com/?mkt=en-us&amp;brand=foxsports&amp;from=sp&amp;vid=a9f010f6-7234-4db5-a488-18c3dc8c3d78" target="_new" title="Cubed: 'Dirty' Maid">Video: Cubed: &#8216;Dirty&#8217; Maid</a>

(hat tip Luke Ford)

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Sunny Lane Is Booble Girl Of The Year

October 5th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Pictures, Porn News

From XBIZ:

Sunny Lane took home the crown as the Booble Girl of the Year besting more than a dozen finalists.

Sponsored by adult search engine Booble.com, fans voted online for their favorites. Latina star Mariah Milano finished in second place.

“I’m really happy that I won because anytime the fans are involved it makes that connection grow stronger and I absolutely love my fans,” Lane said.

Each winner of the Booble Girl of the Month is entered into the Booble Girl of the Year contest. The prize is $5,000.

Congrats to Sunny Lane.

Get more Sunny Lane @ Brazzers

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Video: Sasha Grey Gives Oral Pleasure

October 2nd, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Video

There are few women on the planet who can deep throat like Sasha Grey. It’s just so incredibly hot.

See more from Sasha Grey @ ZTOD.com

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