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Stop Pretending It’s Good That Raylene Is Back

July 30th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Porn News

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In recent weeks there’s been numerous puff piece articles written about former porn superstar Raylene’s epic return to porn.

Yes, she looks good. Yes, I was sad to see her go when she left. No, I’m not happy she’s back.

Raylene has been out of the game for more than 8 years. She’s been out of the game because she retired and became a real estate agent — a very successful real estate agent in Southern California.

She has a husband, kids, and probably a fucking dog. I remember reading about her success in real estate in various business magazines. She was wearing a power suit, using her real name (Stacy Hirsch), and didn’t even look like porn star Raylene.

Then the real estate market across the country took a swan dive. The economic crisis has destroyed the real estate market in wealthy areas like Florida and California.

One of the casualties of the crisis was Raylene. I don’t know why her husband can’t bring home the bacon, but whatever the case it’s because of the financial crisis that she’s returning to porn.

So excuse me if I’m not celebrating the fact that this mother is forced to go back to fucking to put food on the table for her family.

That said, I applaud her for doing whatever is necessary to support her family. Again, I’m not sure what kind of “man” she’s married to who can’t go out and provide for his family, but that’s another story entirely.

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The Tanner Mayes “Meltdown” Video

July 30th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Porn News

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Much has been said in recent weeks about the so-called “meltdown” of Tanner Mayes on the set of a lesbian bukkake for JM Productions. You can read the details of what prompted the “meltdown” over on Darrah Ford’s blog.

As Darrah rightly points out, you can’t necessarily believe the tale of the tape. Tanner’s outburst was clearly edited so we’ll never know what really happened. You can make someone appear to be doing most anything with enough tape and some decent editing.

What you do see is a girl who’s clearly frustrated. Whether or not her frustration was justified or not is not for me to decide.

What I will say is I rather enjoyed the part where she knocked the computer off the desk. I remember when I used to have a big ass CRT monitor like that and it was heavy as shit. The way she knocked that fucker half-way across the room with one flick of her hand was impressive.

Having said that, had it been my computer I may not have enjoyed it quite as much.

Let me also say in closing that Tanner Mayes is fucking hot. A little loud, a little shrill, but really fucking hot.

You can read Tanner’s response to the uproar on her blog.

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Great Interview With Dana DeArmond

July 24th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Porn News

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Billy Watson has a great interview with porn superstar Dana DeArmond. In case you haven’t heard (or seen) Dana has braces now.

One thing I didn’t know was that Dana DeArmond is actually her real name. She says it never occurred to her to think up a stage name, because she didn’t think she would become a “porn star.”

I have mad respect for Dana as far as porn stars go. She’s one of the best performers working today. She’s willing to do any nasty thing imaginable and always turns out a top notch performance.

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Video: Annette Schwarz Pissing And Tanning In Germany

July 23rd, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Porn News, Video

The thing I love about Annette Schwarz is that she just doesn’t give a fuck. If she wants to piss she’ll just pop a squat and piss. Check out this hilarious video of Annette being Annette in some random park in her native Germany:

Check out Annette’s extreme hardcore website @ TotallyAnnette.com

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Max Hardcore Opines From The Pen

July 23rd, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Porn News

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It’s been a while since we’ve heard from Max Hardcore since he was sent to the clink some months back. It seems he’s getting along fine however, according to a letter he wrote to Ray over at Porn Valley News.

Here’s the letter in full:

Hello Ray!

Sorry for the delay, my man, but when I checked into this joint, they wouldn’t let me bring in my planner, with all my numbers. So I hope that when these few words reach you, that they will find you in your usual good spirits, out and about with a fine-looking fox. I’m sorry to say that things could be better for me at the moment, as the daily drag of the Metropolitan Detention Center in downtown Los Angeles tends to take the fun and excitement part of life out of the equation. But I’m keeping my spirits up, because I know that I am NOT a criminal. I am a VICTIM of an ongoing criminal act. And through my suffering, others may be saved from the same sad fate.

Despite my conviction in Tampa, which is the real obscenity, not a single person had complained about my movies or websites beforehand. My trial was a sham to showcase the Bush Administration’s shameless strategy to suppress the adult entertainment industry, based upon the immoral principles promoted by Evangelical Christians, when they’re not actively eluding detection for their own illegal activities.

So I’m stoked to be going to present my case for appeal before the 11th Circuit Court with the help of my attorney, the 1st Amendment champion H. Louis Sirkin, in late October. We have some powerfully potent arguments for complete vindication of the baseless convictions, and are even attacking the very obscenity law itself, and hope to send it to the trash-heap of legal history once and for all where it belongs!

In the mean time, I’m making the most of what little I have up here, and my time away from family, friends, and career to improve myself and expand my already impressive encyclopedic knowledge. To that end, I’ve been not only reading but writing as well, and have been working out quite often, so I look and feel better than I have in years. I’m also taking this opportunity to kick the nasty habits of smoking and drinking, both of which are available here, which was something I was unable to do on the outside. Most importantly, I like to drive my Corvette real fucking fast, and you can’t do that nowadays after you’ve been drinking.

I’m currently incarcerated at the Metropolitan Detention Center, which is more like a jail than a federal prison. It’s primarily a temporary holding facility for pre-trial and pre-sentence inmates of the nearby federal courtrooms. But even in the shittiest of shitholes, they still need worker bees to keep the place running. That’s where my section comes in . We’re the designated care workers, and if you think that slavery is dead in America, think again. We start at 12 cents and hour for back-breaking work, and we’re rousted out of bed to do it at 5AM. Not that I mind getting up early, but to weld shut windows so other even less-fortunate inmates can’t look at the outside work is work beneath contempt.

I hope to be transferred down to Terminal Island, next to Long Beach, which is a way better facility than this one. They have a huge outside yard to walk around and exercise on, as well as a gym, library, and even a music room. I’ll keep you posted on that one.

That’s all for now my friend. I hope that you and yours are weathering the economic collapse of corporate America as best you can, and keeping a positive attitude about it, even though you’re not likely to see any benefit whatsoever from the billions being doled-out to the billionaires. At least you’ve got much better access to all the bitchin’ babes in the porn industry. Take it sleazy, Ray!

Your ‘inside’ man,

Max Hardcore,
AKA Paul F. Little

PS: Don’t forget to tell your readers about my new websites: www.MaxHardcoreTV.com and www.HardcoreMax.com

They both kick ass and fuck ass!  Later.

I think the plug for his new websites is an especially nice touch, don’t you? Especially, since the Department of Justice still has their ugly message up on his old site.

(hat tip Luke Is Back)

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Eva Angelina Launches New Website

July 22nd, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Movies, Pictures, Porn News

This from XBIZ:

Built on a library of existing content and with an eye toward the future, adult performer Eva Angelina continues her return to adult with the launch of her new official paysite EvaAngelinaXXX.com.

…the site will launch Wednesday with 26 videos and 13 photo sets, all drawn from Angelina’s existing content, as well as a selection of material from her new studio, skinworXXX.

In April, Angelina launched skinworXXX with fellow adult performer Teagan Presley. The two serve as co-owners, executive producers and company contract stars. Angelina’s return to adult came after a yearlong hiatus to give birth. After launching skinworXXX, she shot a new feature, “Deviance: Eva Angelina.”

It’s great to have Eva back in the biz. She’s too fucking hot for words. I checked out her site this afternoon and it looks like it’s gonna be good!

Here’s a taste:

Video galleries:

Gallery 1
Gallery 2
Gallery 3
Gallery 4

See more Evan Angelina @ EvaAngelinaXXX.com

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Girls We Love: Amy Ried

July 22nd, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Video

What is there not to love about about Amy Ried?

Watch Amy get hammered in HD @ Ztod.com

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Cheyenne Jewel Makes An Ass Smoothie

July 21st, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Pictures

Until the other day I had never heard of Cheyenne Jewel. All it took was once scene however, and I was hooked. She has a smoking hot body and can seriously suck some dick. Best of all, Cheyenne has an amazing ass and she’s not afraid of anal. I learned about this girl literally just a few days ago, so imagine my surprise after discovering who the newest Ass Smoothie girl was. That’s right, it’s Cheyenne Jewel.

It doesn’t get much better than this:

See more Ass Smoothie action @ AssSmoothie.com

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Woman Stabs Masturbating Boyfriend

July 17th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Porn News

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This would certainly kill your wood:

According to a report in the La Crosse Tribune Rachel Ferrara, 23, found her boyfriend, 24, inside her home where he was pleasuring himself to an adult movie. The couple argued and Ferrara accused the man of being a “(expletive) cheater,” reports stated. Ferrara allegedly punched him twice in the abdomen and kicked him in the groin, police said.

Ferrara then backed the man into the kitchen, where she grabbed a 5-inch serrated knife and slashed his arms before stabbing him in the abdomen, according to reports.

I could be wrong, but I would bet this wasn’t the first time that crazy bitch flew off the handle. You can’t date these kind of head cases, because sooner or later something like this happens.

Ouch.

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Sammie Rhodes Is A Stunner

July 15th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Pictures

Sammie Rhodes is off the charts hot. She’s been in the game for a few years, but recently she’s been doing something I never thought I’d see her do — ANAL! Sammie has been in several raunchy ass fucking flicks lately which has made her even sexier than before. If you haven’t seen Sammie and Aurora Snow’s scene in “Pretty Sloppy” — you’re missing out. My personal favorite Sammie Rhodes scene of all time is from “Anal Acrobats 2.” She puts full size pool balls in her ass — does it get any better than that?

See more Sammie @ Stunners.com

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Special On Porn Industry Airs Tonight On CNBC

July 15th, 2009 | 2 Comments | Posted in Porn News

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Business channel CNBC is airing a special tonight about the porn industry. It’s called “Porn: Business Of Pleasure” and it looks at the economics of the industry and how the recession has affected sales, production, etc.

(hat tip Fleshbot)

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Dick Delaware Featured On Next Week’s ‘Intervention’

July 14th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Porn News

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Male porn star and former UFC fighter Aaron Brink AKA Dick Delaware will be on next week’s episode of “Intervention” on A&E. He’s lost both his porn and fighting careers due to drug use.

(hat tip Luke is Back)

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Just Stick Your Fist In It

July 10th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Video

Does it get much better than this? No sir, I don’t think it does.

See a lot more fisting @ FistFlush.com

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More On Kayden Kross’s Legal Woes

July 10th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Porn News

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Last September I told you about porn star Kayden Kross being arrested at the airport and indicted on some pretty serious charges.

To quickly recap, she was charged with multiple felonies that included grand theft and real estate fraud.

Anyway, the situation has finally been resolved. Not surprisingly, Kayden was treated the way all people who look like her are treated when they get in trouble — nothing happens to them.

Mark Kernes over at AVN wrote a rather white-washed puff piece on what happened.

However, you can find a somewhat different (and slightly more truthful) version of events elsewhere — like herehere, and here.

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Video: Missy Stone And Holly Fox Take It In The Rear

July 10th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Video

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NY Times Writes About Loss Of ‘Narrative Arc’ In Porn

July 9th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Porn News

The NY Times has discovered the porn industry is shifting away from plot driven porn into more Internet friendly clips that focus on sex.

Savannah Samson said the following to The Times:

The actress known as Savanna Samson once relished preparing for a role. “I couldn’t wait to get my next script,” she said.

There’s no reason to look at them anymore, she said, because her movies now call almost exclusively for action. Specifically, sex.

That’s really something. A porn star complaining that her “script” focuses too much on sex. Give me a break.

Let me just say from the start that if you want to be an actor, then go to Hollywood. If you wanna be a porn star, then come to Porn Valley.

I’ve always thought plot driven porn (like Vivid is mostly known for) is total crap. I know there’s a market for that kind of thing, but by and large it’s bullshit.

I don’t know any dudes who watch plot driven porn. I would love to watch Jesse Jane get fucked, but I refuse to watch some phony plot driven porno.

You have to keep one hand on the fast-forward button just to watch one of those things. Secondly, a lot of the plot driven movies (at least from Vivid) have condoms in them. I don’t need plots and I damn sure don’t need safe sex.

In a way, the Internet has made the porn industry go back to the basics. Porn is finally cutting out the bullshit and becoming what it was always meant to be.

It’s a waste of time and money to worry about crappy costumes, elaborate set decoration, soft lighting, bad dialogue, and smoke machines.

All you need is 1 or more incredibly hot porn stars dressed in some type of stripper gear. The set should be a room with a couch or a bed. 

The intro should be a brief warm-up of the girl undressing and sticking a butt plug in her ass or something.

This should lead right into the fucking. Throat fucking, pussy fucking, and ass fucking — then more throat fucking.

The finale should be an anal creampie the girl shits out and eats.

That is a perfect porn movie.

The purpose of porn is to watch the fucking. Everything else is just filler and fluff.

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Give The Wife A Dildo Molded From Your Own Wang

July 8th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in adult shopping

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If the wife, girlfriend, or even “gumar” has been begging you for a dildo, but you’re just a big pussy and don’t want her to have one, I have a compromise that just may save your relationship!

Adult novelty site Privacy Toys is selling do-it-yourself penis molds for making dildos, vibrators, and even candles molded from your own penis.

The appropriately named “Clone-A-Willy” kit is designed by a doctor and comes with everything you need:

Designed by a Doctor, it’s a complete kit that perfectly copies a man’s own penis in super realistic rubber. Each kit comes with easy to follow instructions and includes everything necessary to produce an EXACT rubber copy of any penis! Your finished dildo is made from a proprietary skin-like substance that is not latex or silicone, but a completely safe, non porous rubber material that is hypoallergenic & non-toxic. It’s currently being used throughout Hollywood to create incredibly lifelike masks & special effects. Unlike silicone, it WILL NOT break down when used with water-based OR silicone-based lubricants.

So there you have it! Your old lady can finally have the toy she’s been wanting and you’ll have the satisfaction of seeing your manhood memorialized like some kind of phallic shrine.

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More Jayden James Drama

July 6th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Porn News

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If you look up the word “drama” in the dictionary, you’ll likely find a picture of porn star Jayden James.

Controversy follows James like a hurricane as she fucks her way around Porn Valley. She has frequent dust-ups with studios and takes to her blog to give a blow by blow of events (no pun intended).

Luke Is Back has the latest events in the stormy life of Jayden James.

On a side note, I really wish Jayden would take it up the ass more often.

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How Much Do Porn Stars Make?

July 6th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Porn News

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One of the most common questions people ask when the subject of porn comes up, how much money do porn stars really make?

Given the state of the economy, it’s a question being asked more often than ever before.

Porn producer extraordinaire Billy Long has a quick and dirty break down of porn star pay.

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Bang A Porn Star For $300 Or Less

July 3rd, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in Porn News

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This is pretty stunning to me. It’s common knowledge that many if not most porn stars also do a bit of escorting on the side (hooking). When you get fucked on film for a living, it’s not exactly a great leap, right?

I can remember a couple of years ago it would’ve cost you a few grand to bang a top porn star. Anywhere from $1,200 to $3,000+ depending on who and what you wanted to do.

Things can certainly change a lot in a couple of years — let me just say that. The economy is bad — but I didn’t think it was this bad.

There are literally hundreds of porn stars that you can fuck now for, wait for it, $300 or less. I repeat $300 or less!

I find that to be both arousing and frightening at the same time. $300 or less is getting down towards street hooker shit.

I usually have a $1,000 rule when it comes to hookers. Meaning, I usually don’t fuck a hooker who charges less than $1,000. 1K and over means not everyone can afford to fuck them and those that can are a little cleaner.

For $300 or less, every Tom, Dick, and Harry can have his way with that shit.

Having said that, when you see the names on the list you’re not gonna give a shit about that anymore.

Hell, for that price you may as well get two. Maybe even three.

Here’s a little sample of the sluts I’m talking about…

Haley Scott – $240

Isabella Pacino – $300-$500

Jenny Hendrix – $500 (30 min) – A little more $$$ but still a BARGAIN

Tiffany Rayne – $350

Riley Mason – $250

Samantha Sin – $400

Tiffany Holiday – $150-$450 (fuck at your own risk)

Tricia Oaks – $250-$400

That’s only a fraction of the bitches available. Frankly, I would gladly pay Jenny Hendrix $2000 to fuck her. $500 is a fucking bargain.

UPDATE:

Here’s the one that really takes the cake. Moreover, it went down right here in my hometown.

Audrey Hollander and her porn king husband Otto Bauer have an ad in the Houston area classifieds.

It reads as follows:

Audrey Hollander and Otto Bauer- XXX PORN STAR EXPERIENCE-Private Session – 24

Hi Guys! AVN Performer of the Year- Audrey Hollander!
I am in H-TOWN FOR ONE WEEK and I want to get f#@ked HARD!

I am with my PORN STAR partner Otto Bauer who is also an AWARD WINNING Film Star.

I get so horny while I’m away from L.A. and I want 2 on 1 MFM action!
YOU, ME, and OTTO for a hot session you will never forget! You guys can go one at a time or two-on-one or whatever you want! I AM SO HORNY!

Search "Otto and Audrey" on any search engine to find TONS of Pics and Vids to give you an idea of what your session will be like! XXX

WE DO NOT TRADE PICS!

INCALL- 1960 East
SERIOUS ONLY-

MFM ONLY with- You, Audrey, Otto (Otto is cool as hell and knows how to share;)-

LIMITED TIME AND SPACE- We have a very affordable ‘Private appearance fee’ +/- 300.00
No time clock so there’s no rush OR limits- Audrey can do ANYTHING!…

Audrey Hollander doesn’t really do it for me, but $300 or so to have a threesome with legendary porn duo Otto & Audrey is really something.

In fact, that might be the coolest deal I’ve ever heard of. The interesting thing about those two is that they’re not hurting financially as far as I know. They just like to fuck.

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