It’s a well known fact that I’m a huge fans of Annette Schwarz. In this world of cookie cutter porn stars, Annette is the funniest, nicest, kookiest, sluttiest, nastiest, and most insane porno girl in the world. When you think you’ve seen it all — just visit Annette’s website. Trust me, you haven’t seen shit.
Annette’s blog post today had me laughing out loud. She offers a Christmas present suggestion that would seem odd had it come from anyone else. However, coming from Annette is does indeed seem like the perfect gift.
Like I said, only from Annette.
Here’s what she says about it:
I love this idea! I mean, really cum is a wonderful thing, so good for every girls health, such a great consistency, perfect for sauces. This special flavor will make every meal special!
Here’s a blurb about the cook book:
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food.
If you think that’s strange, you should see all the different ways Annette drinks piss. I also highly recommend everyone check out Annette’s latest food fetish movie. She gives herself a chocolate enema and then drinks it.
That ladies and gentlemen is the way a real porn star does it.
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