Even though you didn’t fucking ask me, I’m gonna give you my unsolicited opinion as to who should win what at the 2009 AVN Awards.
I don’t really give a shit about a lot of the categories, so I’m only picking winners for the categories that are near and dear to my heart ( or cock as the case may be).
You can read the entire nominations list by clicking HERE.
You can watch nearly every movie listed below @ House of Sodom VOD
Here are my picks…
BEST ALL-GIRL SERIES:
Belladonna’s Fucking Girls
BEST ALL-SEX RELEASE:
Slave Dolls 3
BEST ANAL SEX SCENE:
Perfect Match, Vivid – Briana Banks / Manuel Ferrara
BEST ANAL THEMED RELEASE:
Anal Acrobats, Evil Angel
BEST ANAL THEMED SERIES:
Gape Lovers, Evil Angel
BEST DIRECTOR – ETHNIC VIDEO:
Brian Pumper – Gapeman
BEST DOUBLE PENETRATION SEX SCENE:
Anal Cavity Search, Jules Jordan – Jenny Hendrix / Erik Everhard / Steve Holmes
BEST FOREIGN ALL SEX RELEASE:
Euro Angels, Euro Angel / Evil Angel
BEST GONZO RELEASE:
Perfect Match, Vivid/Red Light
BEST GONZO SERIES:
No Cum Dodging Allowed, Jules Jordan Video
BEST GROUP SCENE:
Gang Bang 6, Red Light District – Bobbi Starr and 14 men
BEST INTERNAL RELEASE:
All Internal 7, Cruel Media/Jules Jordan
BEST INTERNAL SERIES:
Filled To The Rim, Diabolic Video
BEST INTERRACIAL RELEASE:
Black Owned 3, Jules Jordan Video
BEST NEW STARLET:
Missy Stone
BEST NEW PRODUCTION COMPANY:
Brazzers
BEST NEW WEB STARLET:
Bree Olson
BEST ONLINE MARKETING CAMPAIGN (Company Image) :
BurningAngel.com
BEST ONLINE MARKETING CAMPAIGN (Individual Project):
PiratesXXX.com
BEST ORAL SEX SCENE:
Face Fucking Inc. 3, Evil Angel – Annette Schwarz
BEST SCREENPLAY:
Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge, Digital Playground
BEST TEASE PERFORMANCE:
Jenna Haze, Pretty As They Cum
CLEVER TITLE OF THE YEAR:
Strollin’ In The Colon, Hustler Video
DIRECTOR OF THE YEAR:
Jules Jordan
FEMALE PERFORMER OF THE YEAR:
Bobbi Starr
HALL OF FAME:
Briana Banks
UNSUNG STARLET OF THE YEAR:
Amber Rayne
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